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>what are punk girls
>what are metalheads
>what are scene girls
>what are tumblr

It's nothing new

Hey OP, do you mind telling me how old you are?

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Well, with Tumblr going mainstream, problems can only grow.
>War never changes.

>>34087567
>tfw you will never have Stanleys facial aesthetics

With a better chin maybe

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>>34087608
A E S T H A N L E T I C S

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Please. I'm not even that good looking, king of the Manlets and have had plenty of partners. Just need charm. Pic related is me

>>34087565
That sounds mighty tasty. What's beneath the scrap of paper towel? You using any seasoning besides pepper?

>>34087565
Nice cheese choice fellow Englishman

>>34087565
Im gonna go to iceland now and pick up some bacon and cheese to make some mozzerella dippers that ill eat when weedman turns up. Excited for my day. Shane its raining out. Your thread has inspired me to pick up some chicken and some wraps tho. The wraps from that taco brand thing in tesco are the boy tho

>>34087557
>How are you getting along with liking fat chicks anon?
Fat chicks are fucking disgusting and make my cock soft.

>Have you ever outed yourself to a lover or loved ones?
As a fat shamer? Yes. The whale in thaat picture is disgusting.

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>>34087557
>be fat man
>even fat women are disgusted by me

It's not fucking fair.

>>34087557
There's nothing wrong with being fat as long as the proportions are okay, but ESPECIALLY her face. OP's picture just looks disgusting and like she doesn't take care of herself AT ALL.

>>34087549
It's easier for guys to get a partner outside their league than it is for girls. Men only care about looks. Just step your game up and win over a cutie.

>>34087549
Tbh, if you could find a fatty with a cute face you could mold her into a nice gf, just manipulate her slowly and suggest casually after dating for a couple of months about working out together at the gym, say that you want to get a bit more fit.

>she comes with you
>if she's hesitant, guilt trip her
>she loses weight
>you now have a normal fag gf with a cute face and nice body
>fuck that body and cute face for a few more months before she realizes she's fit and fine now and cucks you for chad

>>34087549
>thinks overweight=obese
Hurrrr

You'll be back someday anon. Don't forget you're here forever

>>34087525
this
we will always be waiting for you anon, even in death

>>34087476
well one thing I've noticed is that /b/ros are just robots that got laid and have gfs so I'll see you soon m80

>>34087402
Whats wrong with his eyes
does he have cancer or some shit
fuck he's ugly.

You're a 4/10 m8

>>34087466
he is average looking.

There isn't a reason for anyone's existance; life ultimately is what you make of it.
Stay strong lad.

>>34087398
What's the subject lad?

>>34087426
i dont believe that shit anymore,
it applies for most people but some people should just kill themselves and make the world a better place. I bring 0 value so whats the fucking point.

2d women will never press assault charges

>>34087463
Oh, don't I know it. When it happened to me though, I had a bargaining chip that I could play on my accuser, which I don't think he has, unfortunately. I mean, I was innocent obvs, but that's not much solace when you see a lawyer's bill.

Basically me and this girl came to an accord that said: If you agree to drop the sex assault charge against me, I'll drop the regular assault charge against you, and we both walk away, no court, no muss, no fuss.

Between that and my exwife, doubt I'll bother with women again.

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>>34087512

Can you greentext the relationship with your ex, like how it started, how you met, how you felt, how long it went on, at what point it started getting sour what happened etc.?

Never been in one myself but I've seen plenty of people get together and break up by now, it's a bit fascinating, first they seem oh so lonely and depressed, then they find someone and they're head over heels in love, do lots of stuff together etc,. then comes everyday life and they start taking eachother for granted, relax a little around eachother and get their first disputes, then eventually one seem to get tired of the other and they're back on square one again.

>>34087341
Jesus Christ, how embarrassing...

Of course this is not original...

>we
>addressing 4chan as a hive mind
>need
>making it essential that "we" force a meme

You're not old enough to be here, you know.

>>34087362
Reddit newfag

>>34087415
Kys retard

T.Not hin

>>34087332
Get out normie.
>paying taxes

>>34087346
stop projecting. you can still be weird as fuck, anti social etc and work.

>paying taxes
>not leeching off normies who do that

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>>34087293
I never thought of it that way...
This changes everything.

What I don't get is why Jews want to fill countries with muslims that want to kill them, replacing the population of white people who are friendly to them and give them shekels.

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>>34087470
HMMMM...
HE HAS A POINT GOYIM

>>34087205
My brother does this and I honestly don't blame him, Tendies are the one food that can't be screwed up

I don't even go to a restaurant if there's no tendies

I never went out with a friend because I have none

>>34087169
21
i'm not

origigamop

>>34087169
20
I don't want a relationship at the moment and I want to focus solely on my studies

18, never really been attracted to anyone who lives in my area.

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>>34087138
>Why are you not doing this?
Because I'm the 'sub-genre' of robot that would rather be alone.

I like the idea of meeting a robot and just mutually providing some comfort to each others lives, but that's just a fantasy. A lot of people who use 4chan are just complete assholes, which makes for entertaining reading, but not for any kind of real companionship. Plus people on 4chan subscribe to a lot of extreme ideologies that prevent them from connecting to anybody else that doesn't follow them 100%. I've spoken to plenty of people on 4chan but all them are just about memes and extreme political agendas, not any kind of real interest in talking to or meeting another human being.

It's a nice idea, and there's always exceptions, but generally it never works.

>>34087234
You say that but there's plenty of people like us on 4chan. We just don't speak up much. The problem is self fulfilling, you, me, and people like us do not reach out because we are scared that we are too great a minority to find others like us.

It's a shame you feel this way, you sound like you'd be a good friend.