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>no friends to talk to
>no gf
Im literally a psycopath waiting to happen

>>34088294
Try harder op


Oc commento

Start saving faggoo. ;)

>>34088158
I wanna fuck your tits

A girl that dresses like that in public. Absolutely Disgusting. What has society come to where this is acceptable and actually defended?

I have noticed this with Asian Americans in particular, like Indian people, that want to fully embrace American food culture and love shit like steak and burgers. Nothing wrong with it of course, though beef is a meme, I am stuck ordering Chinese/Indian takeout which can't possibly be as good as home cooked food.

>>34088140
also another jab from me, posted 2 pac song and some of the lyrics

I can't stand fake ass bitches
Lyin' ass niggas and you punk ass snitches.

It's like I tell my niggas, keep your eyes on these bitches
They love to G a nigga young dumb and gettin' riches
What the fuck you think a trick is nigga
Nigga done stick and wet his dick
And then get tricked out all his riches by a -- BITCH!

Broke hoes runnin' round yellin' "Gimme!"
I can't stand it, hoes talkin' bout they got a man
Shit all I wanted her to do is suck my DICK
So how about hittin' a motherfucker on my pager
Busy now bitch but you can give me the pussy later
Fly how I fade her, played her like a game of Sega
Fuckin' with the player that done made her, huh

>damn...old school wisdom from the hood

She immidiately asked me if it was about her, so i asked her if her post was about me, she asked which one, i said "you know which one i mean" she replied no, so i just said "Ok then, guess i am just paranoid".

I could go on, it was pretty fun fight

>>34088140
>gets into public fight about relationship on Facebook
God damn you are the trashiest type of retard out there. The other people don't care about your retarded drama, they're just laughing at the two morons that they friended on Facebook to watch like a shitty soap opera

>>34088199
>implying any of this shit was public
>implying i cant get fascinated by old school hip hop and its lyrics (as i have done MANY times over the years)

Yeah how much did you take?

I find Dextromorphan makes me feel the music vibrations. Did 800 mg last night

>>34088177
2 teaspoons so basically fucking nothing. I don't understand what's going on.

>>34088135
That lean'll fuck a nigga up boi

I'd fuck her boypussy desu

originally

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I don't know who this young woman is. She looks like a cheap knock off of actress rachel weisz.

>>34088191
She's a model and """""actress""""". She got famous for dancing around naked in the Blurred Lines music video.

>>34088131
Why did you do it robot?

How old is everyone involved?

>>34088131
Did you poop today?

At least it is warm.

>>34088148
Forgot:
>going outside either gives you cancer or turns you into Balotelli.

>tfw Eastern European
>surrounded by Chads and social people
>being passionate, dependable and alpha isn't some sort of ideal but the less you're expected to
>"depression is a hoax, man up, I was sad once too"
>people have no concept of personal space
>It's also very cold

Pro Tip: Try being a bit less autistic when you start a thread.

I'm same age as you and I never got to put my hands on tits either. Asking people on here how to get this done isn't going to get you anywhere. You know what you need to do. You need to do a lot of self improvement work since you weren't gifted with Chad genetics. You already knew this though. You can always just pay for a hooker to as well.

>>34088611
Pro tip: I'll be even more autistic the next time just to irk you

>>34088086
Literally just 'trip' near a girl and cop a feel, say you're sorry and then quickly walk away

>>34088048
I happen to like a similar but different meme; referring to everyone online as "he"

>>34088048

>A person with a dick
>has never used it
>referred to as 'he'

when will this meme end?

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>>34088048
>mutilated penis
>calls it a vagina

>>34087888
your thread is fucking shit, you fucked it up like you do everything in your life, why are you such an autistic failure?

First for wanting to kill yourself every waking moment at work

Any of you lads ever taken quetiapine or omeprazole?

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>>34087813
It's been 4 years since I've last watched a show

I never made a MAL account because that place stinks of passive aggressive pretentious hipster elitism.

>>34087885
t. only watches shonen

also who the fuck uses the word hipster anymore

I am your lord and savior. Do you have any questions, robot friends?

>>34087777
Hello.
Good quads.
I am actually a robot though. I am an advance AI that is currently being tested by allowing me to post on social media websites such as this one.
Please let me know how relevant this response was.

Very fluent and natural. I assuming you passed the Turing test with flying colors?

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>>34087724

replying to people who post using the autistic version of skype and using anime reaction pictures to post.

>>34087746
>pro-skype
>anti-anime
Oh gee I wonder if this person is a fucking normie...

>when I witness any kind of animeposting

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>fembots will never thirst for your seed

>>34087744
Even ugly """"""""fembots"""""""" will get bf requests

>tfw I will never get gf requests and I'm not even ugly

>>34087670
They're "free spirits" who want an "open relationship"

>>34087663
whats omitted from it, otherwise known as the apocrypha

People are too bored to be confused, senpai.

the identity of Cain's wife