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>>34114944
Start a new skill. Language on dulingo or wood working maybe.

drugs and or prostitutes

>>34114944
>reminding me that we literally spend our birthdays alone

unironically want to fucking kill normies now

>>34114915

Yeah if she put some clothes on.

>>34114915
I wouldn't date anyone who looks like that. That's why I'm going to die alone and virgin.

>>34114915


Would take her inside, outside, in public restrooms, in forrests, in the car, on the balcony, in friends bedroom and on the backseat in the movies until my dick falls off.

>>34114868
>Posts smug anime girls on autismo board

>Thinks he's superior to person trying to socialize with people and form human connections

>>34114976
>is being smug to autists while posting on an autismo board

>>34114868
>games

there's no need to use plural when you're only talking about overwatch

As a slav let me warn you that eastern slavs are white only in appearance. Inside they're mongols. All good eastern slavs got killed by bolsheviks. All that's left is people with nomadic mentality. Men look like they have fetal alcohol syndorome, women have AIDS, there's also a significant amount of tatar blood mixed in them.

The only good slavs are western slavs - Poles and Czechs. There's a big number of pure-blood slavs remaining there, and those that are mixed are mixed with pre-WW2 Germans.

There are also southern slavs (balkans), but they're mixed with turks. Some of them so much that they're literally just orthodox turks.

Feel pity for the few pure slavs remaining in the south and east though. Escape brothers before you get contaminated.

>>34114860
Katya is ethnically tartar

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tatars

(Well aware it's a Mobile link, I'm sick laying in bed)

>>34114860
Da, moi drug

I have job.

When I'm not home on PC I am working or reading. I do not like to go out with people, but I will go out if I need things.

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>>34114850
>80% doing things that are unmemorable almost as soon as they're over. I'm including fapping here.
>15% working through backlog of movies/tv/vidya
>5% things that hold at least some merit towards doing something with my life, like writing music.

>>34114850
Most of them work or just go out in public doing things.

>>34114750
wait 3 years

mdfwa

>>34114750
Because females magically sexually and mentally mature the SECOND they turn 18.

>>34114750
fucking christ I'm old

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It's too big mommy, you just don't get it!!!!!

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Maybe I need a small for a small boy like myself?

looks fine mate

>>34114716
Don't take shit from anyone, anon.

>>34114733
But im fucking manlet tier. I'm working on falling for the /fit/ meme right now.

>>34115151
You'll always be a manlet, but keep getting fit and acquire currency. That's the way to go, anon.

>>34114714
0 seek help
0 degenerate
1 extreme
5 strange
7 vanilla

vanilla: 10
strange: 12
extreme: 10
degenerate: 7
seek help: 6

>>34114714
>0 vanilla
>3 strange
>3 extreme
>0 degenerate
>1 seek help

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>>34114703
Pretending that I am okay with this, when in reality I am not okay with this. With any of it. This sucks.

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Somebody WAKE ME UP INSIDE

sombody save me

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>>34114703
*op will get a lot of replies because /r9k/ only likes talking about themselves and how hard done by they are*

that's not pee, she's squirting, that's female semen.

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>>34114619
disgusting pissers trying to pass as squirters

Because its hot af and very erotic

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>>34114587
Thanks for reminding me I have work today.
Be a good boy and maybe I'll blow up a cute little green publix balloon for you.

>>34114587
Good one senpai, I lol'd.

Keep it up pal.

Is this OC?


ORAORAORAoriginal

>>34114533
I'm of legal age and parents don't care. Mom frowns when I drink too many times in a week though.

I drink on weekends and my parents dont mind. I'll keep getting high until I move out or until it becomes legal. Not worth ruining the fact I get basically free food and rent for now.

I get drunk and high with them.
Sounds like you just have an unhealthy relationship with them. My parents are great, they hate everyone else as much as I do.

But they aren't you dumb homo

they aren't girls. they are dudes. you are gay as fuck don't whitewash it by calling trannys "girls with penis"

Is bioevolution:

The sight of naked men and women in ancient pre human times led to high arousal so we would have a reason to fight against other humanmonkeys and therefore be more likely to mate.

So basically its triggering this innate reaction of sexual competitivity, is just that is all in one person instead of 2.

Probably worst than you would like to believe, bitches lack character.

>>34114510
Easy mode

Originalio

>>34114510
imagine a big company that has to deal with a lot applications evry day amd still has to keep its face and dignity