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abby and meredith are stacy tier names?

fuck off helgas future husband

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>>34156265
>tfw Girlfriend's name is Jasmin
thoughts on her name?
pic not related

>>34156265
>Huge roastie-tier

You forgot Ciara from that list

No meme can ever top Spurdo.

Been using the net since before youtube existed, back when the go-to site was YTMND.

I'd also go with Pepe. Pepe has reached levels that no other meme could achieve. I fucking love Pepe

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>>34156249
love me some shiggy

I can't take long showers because I live in a townhouse with 5 people and hot water is limited

>>34156242
I stay in the shower until someone starts whacking the wall and telling me to save some hot water. Used to do half hour showers every day. I think there might be something to what they say, a warm shower is very comforting.

>>34156242
My showers tend to run about 30 mins, so I guess that's pretty long.
I only shower every other day, though.

Thats what i planned on doing for today.

Didnt see shit on friday night which is when it is usually up.

>>34156319
It's a 9 hour day, though. Better than the 4 hour days I have been getting. This almost always happens.

One more of these & you're fired.

>>34156232
girl
wtf
why would a boy dress like that?

>>34156282
For Halloween.

It's a woman who is trying to be a man thats trying to be a woman

>>34156201
>significant other

This is an abstract concept to me.

My gf has a fetish for people peeing their pants.

We were at a ski resort with some friends and eventually is was just us alone messing around. We were far as fuck from the bathroom and we were having a good time bonding. Eventually though I really had to fucking pee. I started grabbing my dick and danced a little trying my best to ignore the need. My gf then pushed me and she fell on top of me and then it was just Niagara Falls. I told her "i'm peeing" and she looked confused and I started feeling fucking retarded. Then she just said "your so weird!!" and giggles and lightly smacked my shoulder. She did put her hand on my upper thigh tho. Btw I had on snow pants so the wetness didn't show. But yeah after we were in our room she wanted to see my pants underneath and she seemed to really like it. She practically jumped onto my lap and we fucked all night.

I never asked her about it but I know she finds it hot so I mess around with her a bit when I'm feeling like it.

>>34156306
i think that's called omorashi anon

>>34156175
Not living in 12th century western Europe crusadin n shit

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>>34156175

>You will never live in a country solely dedicated to your people, and your people alone

this one hurts the most. its so debilitating to live in a country where the government is actively indifferent to the extinction of your tribe. there's nothing to work for other than personal pleasure in a country like this.

>>34156175
>>You will never live in a country solely dedicated to your people, and your people alone
>tfw Muslim in western Europe

>>34156028
Post that bitch son.

>>34156028
no If I were to date someone It would be with long term intentions in mind.

what you just described is a fairly large part of the normie population.
its all about settling, whether it be into a job, a relationship, or other role

Tru
Asian women love white cock.

>>34156008
>is the asian craving white cock meme real?

yes

If you're white you're pretty much guaranteed at least one Asian if they're prostitutes

>>34156008
Pic unrelated I'm assuming?

neetbux are overrated

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>>34155960
Prove that he actually plans to cut social security and provide links.

>>34155960
>implying the 2nd amendement doesnt protect neetbucks
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

>>34155897
>Be born

I know this feel and boy did you/we fuck up

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>matter literally assembled itself into something that can feel pain and suffer

What the fuck was it thinking?

>>34156029
Do you think it's weird to party and dance and stuff while sober? It's normal to be awkward while dancing sober, right??

A+ on what? the chad cock sucking exam?

How did it feel sucking the professor's cock you stupid roastie?

>ask a girl
6/10 for making me reply, you're not even a girl.

>>34155894
A+ on stealing yoo giiirrl

no really A+ on a programming language

>>34155818
>t. autist

(original post brought to you buy anon)

>>34155842
I just want you to know, anon. I fucking hate you.

>>34156000
Checked.

Why do you hate me?

>>34155805
why she dumped you breski?

>>34155805
thanks for chearing me up hope you're miserable

>>34155824
apparently it got toxic and we "arent good for each other" which is some god damt bullshit

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>>34155753
who even are these pendent of life lookin' ass niggas

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>>34155798
The beings responsible for the presence of bogdabots inside you.

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We've been over this. They're reforming themselves into the image of Akhenaten so they can revive the cult of Aten, thus becoming to Jews what Jews are to Christians and ruling the world.