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>>34167750
No, as long as penises and testicles don't touch.

>>34167750
Forget the meme that tell you it is not. Yes it is gay.

To answer this question in non meme way (its gay because there's cock or it's not gay because they look feminine) we had to at first know how exactly sexuality works in the brain. We don't so everything we can say about it is "haha fagot"

>>34167688
Shut the fuck up you ignorant goddamn nigger.

>>34167688
it's not like swing or disco or jazz or any of that shit is any better.

>>34167739
You're the nigger if you listen to this dreck. There are millions of excellent rock bands out there who actually play instruments and write their own music and write lyrics that aren't just about rape drugs and crime

>>34167640
Just bee yourself :3

idk what to tell you honestly though.

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>>34167640
Post cute pictures of yourself online, it isn't that hard!

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>>34167640
>Make sure your mom is not near her room
>Go to her room
>Find some panty hose or tights
>Option 1: wear them and post pics
>Option 2: cut them right above that dark band or middle thigh
>Wear option 2 and post pics
>Post anime when people reply or more qt pics
Soon you'll turn into a qtboi

>>34167424
>yfw he BTFOs you and leaves his estate to charity

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>75k
>rich

>>34167471
HVAE YOU TAKEN THE BOGPILL?

WHAT IS THEIR LITERAL ENDGAME?

>>34167406
fuck you in the boipucci you leddit cuck.

ebin simbly ebin xd

>>34167406
Call you a shallow faggot because you attention-whore on the Internet in an attempt to fill your grey meaningless life.

> what would you do
attempt to stay inside a barricaded small apartment and only come out for food
>what would be profession
I would hunt and fish and trade
> what state would you live in
probably somewhere with a lot of water despite it being irradiated

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>>34167399
> what would you do
Survive
> what would be you're profession
Scavenger leading a nomadic life mostly
> what state would you live in
Whichever would allow me to live somewhat comfy
> what kind of weapons would you use
Everything would be a potential weapon. Having a rifle would be nice
> what would you're state use as currency
Bullets and water
> would you rape and pillage innocent people ?
Rape and pillage : Yes
Innocent people : Depends
> would you have a side kick ?
Only if he would be trust worthy. We all need a true Cheeki Breeki brother in such situations
> what things would by lying around that you would use
Knife , petrol , bullets , food , duct tape , guns , compass
> if you knew how would you build gaming consoles from scraps to combat boredom
maybe if i managed to live long enough
> what type of food would be around if any
Radioactive cans of beans and carnivore plants

> what would you do
Hunt for artifacts, kill mutants, survive
> what would be you're profession
Stalker
> what state would you live in
Would travel a lot. Not like state boundaries would exist anyway.
> what kind of weapons would you use
Anything and everything I can get my hands on. Desperate times.
> what would you're state use as currency
Artifacts, ammunition, food, water, pussy.
> would you rape and pillage innocent people?
No, I would be a noble defender of civilians.
> would you have a side kick?
Fellow stalker or maybe a dog
> what things would by lying around that you would use
All kinds of shit. Tons of rubble, scrap metal, and timber. Get enough people together and you could build a dope town with defences against raiders.
> if you knew how would you build gaming consoles from scraps to combat boredom
Why build consoles to shoot mutants and commies in the face, when I can do it in real life?
> what type of food would be around if any
tinned food from the pre-war times, irradiated animals to hunt, overgrown plants, the corpses of my enemies.

>i'm a writer
>writes harry potter gay fanfiction

trust me i know the type
fat ex-scene girl? ooh yeah.

>>34167387
Maybe you shouldn't have insinuated that she was stupid.

you got roasted my man

so much this

>tfw no black trap gf

hey guys how are guys doing today it sure is a nice day it's been raining this past week but that was alright my cough seems to be getting worse though

I don't understand this meme.

fkldsjf

kek, I had a similar dream a few months back
>get invited to house party for a friend's birthday
>hanging out at drinks table, get talking to cute girl
>after a while leads me to a bedroom
>before we get down I say I'll go get us some more drinks and see if I can find some weed
>tell her to wait there
>head back downstairs, asking around for weed
>start talking to another QT
>while I'm stood there first girl comes in and sees me talking to new QT
>flips her shit, starts crying
>instead of getting my dick wet with one or both hot girls, end up spending the rest of my night apologising to a drunk crying mess
>she stops crying, says she forgives me
>leans over to kiss me, pukes in my face
>splash of vomit wakes me up

>>34167287
>>34167426
I feel your pain anon, you are not alone

>go to a party

That's a nightmare then

>>34167251
Wow jazz your transition is coming along great you look amazing!

>>34167251
Let me smell your ass first sarah

"Hey Joseph... I guess the harmones are working?"

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bogdabumponoff

Delete this thread right now goyim

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>>34167160
>They shut down the previous thread!
Again?
They can't keep shutting this down, the truth will come out!

To look a women

For women, to get attention

>>34167200
the female gender was a mistake

>>34167200
That sounds pointless, at least as a man, I already have pornos.

>>34167088
Same but I'm a tranny so people expect nothing from me.

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>>34167088
>he posts anime unironically

>>34167088
>nightcore
Nah, I prefer J-core.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoVG-F8mekE

>>34167082
Yes it is. Happenned to me also. If I smoke now I get anxious as fuck or even get into that panic atack spiral.

Friend of mine had this but didn't stop and eventually went crazy

>>34167658
what was his name?

oreganalio

>>34167061
>why are betas so passive?
Why are retards so dumb?

>>34167061
Probably because they're raised in an escapist culture that romanticizes the concept of true love and makes them think they'll do well if they act beta because they're "nice"

In my experience anyway

>>34167061
>Why are betas so passive?
Probably because that's one of the key things that characterizes a beta in the first place? It's like asking why do all males have penises.