okay i dont understand women, i thought they liked men that

>i'm a writer
>writes harry potter gay fanfiction

trust me i know the type
fat ex-scene girl? ooh yeah.

>>34167387
Maybe you shouldn't have insinuated that she was stupid.

you got roasted my man

>>34167387
>intelligent
>doesn't know whether dolphins have blow holes

>I'm a writer
>millenial code for NEET that reads yaoi fanfics

>sometimes silence is better than speaking
No shit

Women are stupid news at 11

>>34167387
pseudointelligent whores make me rage

>>34167387
You've got an autistic one, right there. Reel her in.

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i asked what music she liked and made a joke, what do you guys think went wrong or do i still have a chance robots

>utilize gargantuan idioms to frabcricate intelligence
Somebody has a thesaurus

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>>34167551
HOLY SHIT
NICE PUNCH LINE MY DUDE

>>34167387
"Gargantuan idioms"
"Fabricate"

For a "writer" she sure sucks at finding the right words, I guess sounding pretentious is what is the real selection factor there

Also using "dear" at the end to try and be pretentious as if she had just btfo you (which I'm sure she thinks she did) is pretty cringe

So are you OP tho

>>34167551
lol nice one man
this girl seems like she'd be a good girlfriend

>>34167387
>I was being intelligent
>I wasn't sure if dolphins have blowholes
She's clearly not intelligent anymore.

>>34167551
She's still responding

And you thought you lost her, OP.
She's getting wetter and more sexually frustrated with every message.

>silence is smarter than speaking
>torrent of words

>>34167641
really? she has pretty nice hair i dont know what would you do

>>34167551
You got yourself a feminist whore who will dump you for a tranny screen cap this

>>34167551
Non-sequitur game is underutilized. Women are curious about men who flip the table rather than kiss their feet.

>>34167771
Keep pushing the boundary until she blocks or fucks you.

Ask to see some of her writing (she's such an egomaniac she won't say no) and then make fun of it.

Also post it of course.

>>34167387
> a writer
Yeah, sits in some coffee shop and blogs all day long. A "writer". Sure. Good riddance, I say.

>>34167387
>Claims she is smart
>Isn't sure if Dolphins have blowholes or not
Tbh anon you're pretty shitty at this with your shitty pick-up lines, but she seems stupid too- especially with that "I don't need fancy idioms to prove that I'm smart- I only need fancy words and phrases". And anyone who says "I'm a writer" without being asked about their occupation/whatever is usually a very shitty writer and a very unintelligent person.

Normally I'd say "abort", but like I said you seem to be mediocre at this and so you may want to cling onto her for a while.

>>34167551
Pleb music taste S M H

> A writer
> Has to go to school tomorrow
Choose one, deary, you can't have both. Either you are in training, or you are a writer. Now, it seems, she's a student that sometimes scribbles shit on napkins. In that sense, I'm a mathematician, and my friend Jon is a pharmacist.

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>>34167387
> "utilize gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence"
> "I'm a writer"

>>34167387
Jesus, what a fedora-tier response. I bet she's the kind of girl who lists her favourite books as being: Harry Potter, Hunger games and Animal Farm (since she read it in highschool)

>>34167941
plz dont post anime girls dying :(

>>34167551
You're both cringy retards. You'll make a fine couple.

>>34168103
It's a nice waifu you got there... t'be a shame if something... happened to her...

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>>34167387
>Being intelligent
>I wasnt sure dolphins had blowholes

What a fucking retard kek

>>34167387
op this is when you say
>so.. when can we schedule this blowjob you're gonna give me?

>makes a fire mixtape with all of those big fancy words
>doesn't know dolphins have blowholes

What a buffoon

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>>34167551
>Chvrches
>EDM

She sounds unbearable and pretentious

>>34167551
>hardwell, steve aoki
Is she trying to have the worst possible taste

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>call her dumb
>angrily flips through a thesaurus and uses words that awkwardly fit to seem smarter

lmao, well I found your messages funny, OP
don't bother with that cunt

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>>34167387
>tfw too intelligent to utilize gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence

>>34167594
>utilize
as my man DFW said, just say USE for fucks sake

OP update please.

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>>34168103


Does this make you sad?

>>34170098
no actually, because there is no emotion.
I get sad when the grills know they are going to get killed. but they aren't shocked, they're just sad.
See: original pic >>34167941

>>34167387
Writer faggoys.
Good dodged a bullet.

>>34167387
>I wasn't sure if dolphins had blowholes
>calls herself intelligent
wew

tell her you were trying to neg her but you guess it only works on hot girls who aren't used to the negative attention