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who are those fake pepes?

>>34171514
That's the original crew.

That's funny, I hate it here. I hate the awful people here.
I've tried to leave several times but I always come back like the fucking addict I am.

>>34171367
>anime
there's your problem, fucking pedo

you fail those if you have no social media.
they straight up told that since I have little to no online presence, I was not able to pass clearance

fuck normies.

>>34171406
>>34171367
>>34171367
How the fuck is that possible
What's the reasoning for needing presense when you're doing top secret shit

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>>34171305
Fresno here, fuck all you faggots in the normo capital of the state

*tips*

>>34171407
Fresno, literal shithole..

>>34171407

I tried Fresno and Bakersfield for that smaller city feel but both are pretty much meth and gang infested. Literally saw no good neighborhoods

>>34171290
Like 75% or something. Higher than 50% read about the goat doors. It's been a while

>>34171290
1/2 why would people be confused by this?

>>34171365
Correct

originolium

what is actually wrong with you
you dont have legs?

>>34171454
I have legs but my muscles don't work well, I have very bad balance and coordination and subsequently can't walk.

I struggle to play vidya even. If I can't play vidya anymore I have nothing to live for

>>34171258
thanks for the cute pepe

>>34171212
Yeah, but I'll imagine it'll be a bit more subtle in execution.

Is the shithole called /pol/ leaking again?

>>34171212
if it happens again you'll be on the first train to the camps faggot

>sexual conservatism is the highest display of morality

Kill yourself. There is nothing moral or immoral of having sex.

>>34171265
Tumblr fed roastie detected

>>34171265
Back to Tumblr, degenerate.

>tfw bent

>>34171190
>tfw have mental issues and want to be a woman
kill me

>>34171203
You'll kill yourself sooner or later so why should I bother

is this that 9gag content I heard so much about?

>>34171197
A parody of it yes.

Every time I see you fags talk about this shit, I'm reminded of that mother son couple from Mexico and by extension just how fucked this stupid species is.

>>34171101
Nuke the 16 cities with the highest jewish population

>>34171101
I go to Plymouth and launch a nuclear missle to London before sending the submarine into meltdown so it blows Plymouth up

No money can go through the capital. Trillions lost, world goes crazy. Wew

>>34171101
nuke antarctica 16 times and see what turns up

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>>34170999
>ocd
>homosexual
>anxiety disorder
>irritable bowl syndrome

>>34170999
I'm 6'3, 145lbs, and paranoid schizophrenic

>>34170999
depression
slightly overweight
very long face
very fat face but decently thin body
friendless
bitter
angry
tired
hateful, etc

Highly original bump

Jerk off before so you don't cum in 5 seconds

>>34170993
how much? just curious
is she pretty? has she a good body?

>>34170972
Same my life is over and I have severe ptsd from my hair loss

I'm hoping that the dhitty medicine they have will work for awhile and then I hope in the next decade or two there's a cure or st least something else

>>34170972
Most people dont care. You shouldn't care either.

Shaving it all off is always in no matter how you look.

Can also get a wig for whatever situation you want. Especially good if you like to crossdress.

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>>34170972
>Why god why I'm only 26
I've been balding since I was 20.

>>34170897
Fuck that stupid retarded cock sucking piece of shit no do not need to know how to make a text box why didnt he go away im so glad hes gone.
But yes OP I did like the simpler days.

Computers are better than ever. More user friendly and also portable.

looking through your files back then was a pain, and also old microsoft office was shit to navigate

But he was cute

>>34170818
>robot disease
>schizoid.
Accurate enough. Also add autism spectrum disorder with that and you are good to go.

>>34170903
It also encompasses Maladaptive daydreaming, paranoia, dissociation and the reast its literally /ourcondition/

>>34170818
>do not desire or enjoy close relationships, even with family members.
>choose solitary jobs and activities
>They have no close friends, except first-degree relatives.
>difficulty relating to others
>aloof and show little emotion.
>daydream and/or create vivid fantasies of complex inner lives.

Fuck... This is literally me