I have an escort coming in a couple of hours. Please help me

Highly original bump

Jerk off before so you don't cum in 5 seconds

>>34170993
how much? just curious
is she pretty? has she a good body?

you may have trouble getting hard due to nerves, i did. if this happens make her suck it till it gets hard. may to a few minutes for you to relax and let the blood flow.
then again some guys stay at full mast the whole time before she even shows up.

Try and negotiate the rate as soon as she gets there.

If you're shy, don't try to be alpha. They usually think it's cute when their client is shy.

>>34170993
Usually a pretty good rule of thumb is to not kill them.

Elsewise, dont be crazy, be yourself, be clean, be honest with your experience and what you want. They may be working girls, but they aren't mind readers.

>>34171345
Horrible advice. In fact you should edge yourself all day leading up to the appointment and go no fap 1 week in advance. Only way you'll maintain a sold erection with a condom on. And honestly who gives a shit if you cum in five seconds? You have 20 minutes to recharge and give it another shot and you can tell the bitch that when she arrives.

>>34171509
Don't listen to this guy, do what you feel needs to be done and if a roasties life needs to be taken? You go ahead and do it.

>>34171345
Wouldn't it just mean everything afterwards feels worse?

>>34171385
~$170, I think so, cute face, small tiddies, and great ass.

>>34171436
I kind of considering try to get myself hard beforehand but didn't know if it'd be awkward to meet her already with a bulge in my pants.

>>34171498
Was I not supposed to do it beforehand?

>>34171505
I wasn't planning on it, but I don't really know if I believe they like shyness.

>>34171509
That's pretty much the advice I gleaned from reading other threads about hiring escorts.

Save your money lol

>>34171685
post pic of whore

>>34171685
dude she's there for that bulge in your pants, that's her bread and butter. if you can get hard before she arrives i would. i mean that's just me, i would love be able to do that but i have to give my escort a ride so as i'm driving it's impossible for me to keep a hardon.

>>34170993
>Please help me not fuck it up
then no fellatio?
you should tho

>>34170993
Fuck her doggystyle after she has giggled at your small penis, come too early and curl up and cry after while she is trying to nicely ask you to pay her now

>>34171621
I know I can cum again but do I really want to waste time recovering?

>>34171767
Yeah, but it still seems weird to open the door with a smile and an erection. You have the experience, though.

>>34171847
?

>>34171866
This sounds like personal experience

>>34172018
keep in mind this is just my own personal exp and my own dingdong...i'm not acquainted with yours.
If you're able to get an insta boner despite your nerves, then power to you i'm happy for you.

>>34172096
I don't know if I will either, I guess I should just play it safe

>>34172315
gl bro just don't let her waste time if you're paying by the hour. the first time i did it i sat and let the bitch have cigarette and talked to her for like 15 minutes.
she's there for you to play with, she's your toy.

hey maybe try to get a few pics or a vid or something if you can. make her bury her face in the couch cushions or something and snap a few candids

Let us know how it goes anon --

>>34170993
Ask if she does blowjobs without a condom. Bj's with a rubber are shitty. I go to a chubby hooker that I know. I never fuck her, I just go for a half an hour bj and that's it.

>>34170993

PICS OR DIDN'T HAPPEN

POST SOME MOTHERFUCKER PICTURES OF YOU PREPARING YOURSELF, HER WHEN SHE ARRIVES.

IT'S BEEN ALREADY 3 HOURS. WHAT THA FUCK DID U DO NIGGER?

God I can't wait for neetbux day