Are you healthy, /r9k/?

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>>34170999
>ocd
>homosexual
>anxiety disorder
>irritable bowl syndrome

>>34170999
I'm 6'3, 145lbs, and paranoid schizophrenic

>>34170999
depression
slightly overweight
very long face
very fat face but decently thin body
friendless
bitter
angry
tired
hateful, etc

>>34170999
I'll start:
>hungry skeleton
>backne
>forward head posture
>back pain
>shits are never solid
>yellow stuff on tongue
>chest pains

Also
>have a lump in my ballsac, next to left testicle
>have had it for 6 months now
>purple color
>hurts a lot when I pinch it
>secretes pus
>nagging pain when I don't touch it
>tfw can't go to a doctor because he'll ask me about my sexual history

>drink soda with every meal
>get fast food for every meal
>last time i exercised was like last april
>sitting in a chair for 70% of the day

thank god for my metabolism i should be huge but i don't stick out when i go outside. maybe if i work out and eat healthy i can become near chad tier but it's too much work and i like my lifestyle

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>Short
>Fat
>Balding
>Depression
>Anxiety
>4.5 x 5

Whats NOT wrong with me would be a better question...

>Depression
>Fat
>Failling Uni
>Failed at following my dreams
>Stay indoors most days
>Vidya Fag
>Few friends
>Hate my job but have to work it if I want to live
>Unhealthy lifestyle
>small dick
>expensive lifestyle and hobby

why live?

>>34170999
>skinnyfat
>had Hep C
>cavities on almost all my teeth
>rotten tooth for years that fucked up my thyroid and immune system
>bad joints

Other than that, can't complain, I was way worse off last year than I am now.

I'm fat and I smoke but other than that I have no problems. Only 24 though so maybe in 10 years I'll get problems from those 2.

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>>34170999

>Alcoholism
>Anxiety
>Running from reality
>Slowly drifting to asexuality, having less and less interest in sex
>Existential depression
>Losing my hearing
>Bad sleeping habits I can't seem to avoid
>Always feeling weak
>Barrel-bottom self worth

>Depression
>PTSD
>Hemorrhoids
>Left Knee starting to ache

>ocd
>bad lung
>no strength, no stamina
>bad teeth

I guess two of those can be fixed. I shouldn't feel too bad.

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>>34170999
>Alcoholism
>overweight
>Internet addiction
>way too high blood pressure
>arrhythmia
>pectus excavatum
>gynecomastia
>cavities on almost all my teeth
>expensive lifestyle and hobby
>Unhealthy lifestyle
>no real friends
>depression
>backne
>crooked posture
>weird body shape
>PPP
>yuge lump on my ballsack like >>34171071
>fordyce spots
>thick legs
>tremor
>no stamina
>can't feel emotions anymore, haven't cried since forever
>can't look at girls, let alone talk to them

pls kill me

>>34172069
>>34171071

senpai just go to the doctor

Having rotting balls is not worth the nothing of humiliation of saying "I am not sexually active".

Also first anon, do you brush your tongue? I didn't know that tongue-brushing was a thing until I was like 28 years old.

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i have pretty severe tendinitis in both hands from heavy computer/mouse use over the years

sucks man

>>34171071
>forward head posture
Huh. Never knew there was a name for this.

>>34170999
>terrible taste in music
>addicted to sugar
>sometimes my knee hurts

>>34170999
no, i have stage iv pancreatic cancer with mets in my liver and spine

gonna be dead soon

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>ass burgers
>probably depression and anxiety
>keep it all bottled up because fucking white male
>shitty teeth
>top teeth jut out majorly, braces didn't help
>diastema between front two teeth
>can feel wisdom teeth properly coming out now
>mouth will probably resemble a shattered piano in 5 years time
>chest pains
>occasionally other random pains
>sometimes feel faint
>have had a few panic attacks in the past year
>skinnyfat
>horrible posture, forward head etc.
>am actually about 6'2 but because of posture I stand at like 5'11
>have a knot in one hip
>can feel the onset of some kind of RSI disorder from repeated office work
>used to have perfect eyesight as a kid but ruined it with prolonged video gaming/computer use
>no will to actually sort out any of these problems before it's too late
With any luck I'll muster up the courage to kill myself in the next couple of years, or maybe die in some freak accident. Hope it's relatively painless.

>>34172655
how painful is it?
Do you look forward to being dead?
It's better than suicide I guess.

>>34171071
>tfw can't go to a doctor because he'll ask me about my sexual history
>he'll
Hate to tell you this but more women graduate medicine than men these days. She'll Stifle her laughter and tell Chad Engineer all about it that night.

>>34171030
>Irritable bowel syndrome
>Clinical autism
>toe fungus

Mfw mommy wonders why I have a temper it might be because of all the oregano I pour on my toes

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>depersonalization

>bunch of other mental shit

>bisexual

>always look like some serial killer apparently

>other shit I don't feel like listing

Also I find brown skin girls pretty hot while also being a Slav so apparently that means I'm a poltards worst nightmare or something.

>never lifted in my life, 18 but the body of a 5 year old
>severe acne vulgaris
>anxiety
>infection in both ears for 3 months now to scared to go doctor

>ocd
>paranoia
>genuinely feel no emotion, yet to see someone
>depression and anxiety
>i talk to myself all the time
>no friends
>hate everyone
>red pilled
>thoughts of suicide and not meaning shit to everyone including parents everyday
>trust issues
>used to overeat now i dont eat enough

i want to die

>>34170999
I have a slight dent in my chest, and my left ear doesn't work, so I listen to music in mono.

>>34170999

bipolar, ocd, ptsd, low test, have nerve damage on dick. other than that I am AOK famalam

>>34172957
>>genuinely feel no emotion, yet to see someone
same here, it's the main reason I feel like a literal robot

>>34172202
I'm too afraid to go to the doctor.
No one ever saw my peepee

>>34172937
Is depersonalization fun for you desu? I get really gassy and paranoid whe I go through it

>>34172898
not very painful yet
no

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I'm 28, 5'11, and 185 pounds. So overweight
I have pectus excavatum
I have a receding hairline
I have social anxiety
I have no friends
And right now I have a grape sized cyst on my head

>>34173029
Eh, it has its ups and downs I guess. Sometimes whenever I'm doing something I just space out and either fuck it up somehow or delay it which gets annoying. Other times I get pissed to where I think I'm about to go postal and make columbine look like a playground for no apparent reason.


But generally speaking I would lean towards the "not so fun" category. But at least I can get relative peace and quiet so there's that I guess.

>>34171030
This minus the faggot and add 130 pounds overweight. I down Mt.Dew and eat horrible all day. Plus zero exercise

>>34170999
im just a tranny, but my life is pretty great regardless so i cant complain

>>34170999
>>34170999
>Bipolar
>Bisexual
>Slightly overweight
>Hypochondriac
Last summer I noticed a new mole on my foot and I thought it was skin cancer/melanoma (I still don't know why, it was just a normal looking mole???). I cried like an idiot and almost killed myself. The mole hasn't changed since, so it's definitely not skin cancer. I always worry when I get a headache (brain tumor), chest pain (stroke) and even cold.

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>>34170999
>alcoholism
>OCD
>necrophilia
>bipolar type 1
>sexual sadism
>premature arthritis
>bone fusion in one of my feet
>sleep apnea
>prone to dental problems
>keratosis pilaris
>very oily skin and hair
>severe mommy and daddy issues
>sex life is in shambles

I lead a very normal life, my family loves me, but the suffering is real familias

obesity
anxiety
depression

i started going to the gym 2 months ago, so hopefully i can lose weight without fucking up

>>34172910
I actually went to a clinic to get tested last year and to do some check-ups. The doctor was an Indian bro in his late 20s/early 30s. The second time I went it was a different doctor but it was a middle aged white man.

But every single nurse was a sassy jamaican woman who called me "shugah"

>>34173017
there's nothing to be scared of, it's their job to look at peepees and poopoos.

>>34170999
>OCD
>Liver disorder
>Asthma

Yeah, I'm overweight. I use to be, unknowingly, obese. I went from 250 lbs to 190lbs.

Even at 250, I was pretty athletic. Running and sports have never been an issue for me outside of having to stop for asthma sometimes.

I'm hoping losing more weight will help with the liver issue. Can't do anything about the others.
And hey, maybe I won't be a khhv at the end of it