>Failed security clearance background check for 'Suspicious

>>34171367
>anime
there's your problem, fucking pedo

you fail those if you have no social media.
they straight up told that since I have little to no online presence, I was not able to pass clearance

fuck normies.

>>34171406
>>34171367
>>34171367
How the fuck is that possible
What's the reasoning for needing presense when you're doing top secret shit

>>34171367
Wait. Like in the army?
How?
Are you civilian contractor?
Please explain how they new ur internet.

>>34171446
how can they spy on you if there's nothing to spy on?

What clearance? Why? Not in the topic, foreignfag.

That's impossible, they don't give a single fuck about the sites you browse as long as you're not doing clearly illegal shit.

what the fuck is this 1989 level shit?

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>>34171446
Relevant pasta:

>Wake up to Normalization Alert Warning
>Informs me that I have spent too much time in solitude as I haven't socialized in over 5 hours
>Quickly grab my standard issue Iphonodroid and tweet some meaningless babble about my life
>I'm too late, Normalpatrol bursts through my glass door with a keg of Coors and a Family Guy DVD
>Handcuffed and pushed against the floor as they go through my stuff
>They check my computer and find out that I haven't updated the 5 required social networking sites
>They find out I haven't liked a facebook comment in over 20 hours
>They check my room and discover 3 non-FPS console games in my possession
>After finding enough evidence they dress me up in some artificially torn jeans and a Hollister shirt and take me to the station
>Ask where my gf is
>Break down in tears and tell them that I haven't been able to get a gf and have been lying on my Normalization checklist
>They perform the exceedingly painful virginity test and find out I still haven't gotten laid even though the cutoff to avoid getting put on the watch list is 16
>Tell me if I don't learn to conform then they'll have to put me down
>Ask them if there is anything I can do to spare my life
>Normalfag patrol man shrugs his shoulders and says "just b urself dude"

>>34171406
Is that normal in america?

>>34171652
>1989

This fucking retard cant even meme right lmao

>>34171367
I passed screening and I have a very unusual internet browsing history. I also have extensive knowledge on the production of military grade explosives, and extremely dangerous poisons.

I think it has more to do with what your intentions are, and how easy to manipulate you might be.

>>34171917
I still don't understand what for they do a background check on you. Can you explain.

>>34171367
>security clearance background check for 'Suspicious internet activity'

is this a real thing ?

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Stop trying to scare me out of getting even a fucking min wage job

I hope this isn't real, it's hard enough finding 7 references

>>34171469
NZSIS
>>34171538
Top Secret

>>34174063
>Top Secret
If you failed clearance, what does it matter?

>NZSIS
hahahaha
Why do I imagine that NZSIS is just a maori listening to Radio Australia on a shortwave radio and trying to read the Sydney Morning Herald?

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>>34171367
>>Failed security clearance background check for 'Suspicious internet activity'
This is some 1984-tier shit

What the fuck

>>34171367
Last week I made a comment on a Russian YT video, all other comments were in cyrillic. The next day I get a text in cyrillic, fucking creepy.

>>34171367
if i were hiring people, i'd be very suspicious of people who didn't have "suspicious" internet activity

you just know those kinds of squeakyclean busybodies are cancerous wedges in the workplace