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>>34173502
My parents have started to ask if I'm gay. I'm thinking of just telling them I am, its got to be better than this.

I feel like I'm on that path op. Try to do somethi,g anything.

>>34173502
Have you worked before?

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>>34173500
I hope this is legit because I giggled.

Good job OP.

>>34173500
Is this really what you thought of our experience?

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Now she's gonna try to have a 3some with you and a dildo. Nice job cuck

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>>34173454
Only if you give me 20$ then sure

Ask for $20 and go get 3 packs of rolling rock.

Keep one for yourself.

>>34173454
the last time a stacy asked this she ended up with here taking the beer and kicking me out 5 minutes later for "running the vibe" since I was real shy trying to talk to people

>tried his best
>0/100

>>34173434
>that overachieving girl that sighs loudly anytime she's not absolutely sure of an exam question

Shut the fuck up, god damnit.

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>that kid who farted while doing situps in gym class

Women don't care as long as he's a chad.

youre just so depraved you're trying to convince yourself that your fucked up desires are normal

good luck

>>34173280
Anon not everyone has nasty fetishes like you. Sure I have mine but sweat and shit and what not is gross.

>>34173244
I'd be bald if I used that once so I'd throw it in the trash

Or sell it

id use it once just to talk to my ex not to have sex with her.

>>34173244
>use token to fuck major celebrity
>video it
>sell tape to news outlets for $$$
>never use the token again because now you made bank and bitches want that dick

Yeah okay I've got one

>invite a 10/10 Chinese girl to my house to smoke weed
>she sends me a pic of her in her underwear ahead of time
>Greet at the doorway and she sees my cool dog
>enter my basement pad full of toys and old video game boxes and she looks disgusted
>we chat a bit and don't get anywhere
>she lights up her bong and we take a hit
>this 3d episode if adventure time comes on and it's really trippy
>talk more until I put on ren and stimpy
>she decides to leave after texting her friend for like 10 minutes
>we hug goodbye and she gives me another disgusted or questioning look

I guess I wasn't super into her but I should've at least asked if she wanted to have sex. Bummer cuz she was hot and had good weed

>>34173341
Cartoons? What are you five? She probably just wanted you to fuck her real quick.

Had loads of girls hit on me in work but never wanted to do anything with them in case something went bad and I had to keep working with them. Should have just made a move desu. Now I'm a NEET and barely see any girls.

Really need to learn what to do desu. When I go to clubs they approach me and start feeling me up but I still don't do anything. Just get a boner, get nervous and try to get out of the situation then regret it. I'm such a fucking retard.

Are you looking for fucking sympathy you normie? Get out. GET OUT. REEEEEEEEEEE

>>34173162
Drop him and get with me. I am 27 and got a career going.

you're enabling him

>>34173131
>are they naturally inferior?

do you even have to ask ?

>>34173131
Niggers can only fight school shooter tier people and they think they're superior when they're still inferior to white people when it comes to real man

Because they just get shot at

>>34173126
pics or gtfo faggot
this comment isn't original kekles

>>34173126
Don't you mean dick sucking lips?

>>34173126
I had to do the whole balding thing at least you're surgery is easy

if you were a qt you would be a normie

>tfw you'll never be called handsome or sexy
>tfw people don't want a /qt/

>>34173096

Hey, I know who this is. Kermitposter, I know who you are.

If you've ever so much as touched a steering wheel, you are not a robot.

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>snowing outside
>afraid ill step on the brakes too hard and the car will drift into the opposite lane
>mfw i want to die, but car crash death is a shitty one

if I was put behind the wheel, i would fucking kill someone

how I managed to pass my test is a mystery

>>34173089
My age is 25 I am posting in this thread as is required by the thread to be posted in.

I hate this.

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>>34173089

>fucked up spoilers
>still works out

I have a good feeling. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.

someone knocked on my door today. it was an amazon delivery for the person who lives next door to me. it was nice to talk to someone.

http://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/image/nL6eey6VqCJz6go7274Bbw/

can you get a life please

>>34173061
of all of the serial shitposters this one is probably the least annoying

and most arousing

>>34173047
>femanon
b-b-ut im a boi

>>34173005
BLM are a terrorist organization.
The fact that the US is allowing terrorist organizations to pop up like this is an indication of some dark times.

>>34173022
Terrorist organizations usually end up hurting their own communities more.

It's the same with Islamic terrorism; that's why the U.S. enables and supports it.

>>34173005
maybe one day they will have drops that improve your vision. If any scientist read this please