>I've been expecting you femanon, welcome home wat do

http://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/image/nL6eey6VqCJz6go7274Bbw/

can you get a life please

>>34173061
of all of the serial shitposters this one is probably the least annoying

and most arousing

>>34173047
>femanon
b-b-ut im a boi

>>34173094
How can you POSSIBLY be male when you don't have a 2 foot long horsecock and SHE, a FEMALE does?

>>34173121
i have balls?
she doesnt

>>34173216
Prove it! Take this horsecock in your ass.

>>34173047
wait a minute

YOU'RE NOT THAT STALLION FROM LAST NIGHT

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>>34173047
This is secretly what I want more than anything.

I'd love nothing more than to be an older, dominant woman's live-in slut. She could do anything she wanted to me like fuck by butt with a big, fat horsecock, not that I wouldn't love all of it, and in exchange she'd give me a place to stay, and all that.

In essence, I'd take care of her sexually, and all that - generally keeping her company (though I'd like to think that she wouldn't be violent or abusive, or anything) - and she'd take care of me physically and monetarily, providing food, shelter, paying for anything I might need, et cetera.

>>34174047
didn't you post in the face sitting thread?

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>>34174102
Yes.

Oranges.

>>34174427
You're lewd
do you enjoy putting things in your butt?

>>34174516
I love having my butt filled. It's one of my favorite things.

>>34173720
gladly

here, make sure you make my insides feel goood

>>34175053
Girls that like butt stuff are the best girls
Do you fill it often?

>>34173047
turn 360 degrees and walk away
>its the only right answer m8o

>>34175126
lt's a dude, retard.

>>34175126
Not as often as I'd like, honestly. The prep/cleanup is too much of a pain to do it with any regularity. In a way, though, I guess that makes each time that much more special.

>>34175260
What kind of things do you fill it with?

>>34175216
Shhh, he's so close to coitus, don't ruin it for him.

>>34175470
>he's so close to coitus
google what coitus means redart

>>34173047
Spread my pussy lips and let that horse cock steal my virginity. I have mommy issues though, so I'd probably grow overly attached to the strap on hottie, and never leave her alone. Maybe if I annoy her on the regular though, she'd pound me... hmmm, desu...

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>>34175334
Fingers, a couple butt plugs, and stuff. I actually have a couple Bad Dragon toys which I love, though - a horse dildo, a dog cock with a big knot, a couple dragon dildos, the works.

>>34175643
Sounds like a pretty big collection. Which is your favorite?
Also, do you have discord?

>>34175492
>coitus
huh TIL. thanks, fellow redart.

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>>34174047
>tfw you're the down low homo friend who always tries to get hetero girlfriends to grab on you and get naked with you
>tfw lesbians are all gross as fuck and my friends would shun me if they knew how much I want them to fuck me

why can't i just have a cute and girly fwb?

>>34175763
My favorite is actually a flared horse cock with a tube running through it.

I don't have one, sorry.

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>>34173047
totally down if shes got that resting bitch face

>a dominant Stacey will never force you to strip
>she will never bully your awkward body and 0/10 breasts
>she will never tell you how pathetic you are for masturbating to her
>she will never force you to eat her pussy, telling you that's all you're good for

>>34175903
Can you get all of it in? Do you fill your butt with cumlube?

>>34175963
in high school i fantasized about being gangraped by the stacy clique. Their daily mockery was the only social interaction i had.

>>34175861
more pls

Origalsig

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>>34176049
>tfw you've graduated college and can't actually make out with girls by saying "oh come on let's experiment!" anymore

In middle school, it was practicing for boys
In high school, it was being shitfaced
In college, it's 'experimenting'

HOW DO I FUCK STRAIGHT WOMEN AS AN ADULT???

>>34175963
>>34176009
wweird this is like the exact lesbian fantasy i've been having for years

>>34176009
That's true for me as well. I was bullied so consistently that it turned into a fetish and now I need it to be aroused.

The closest I got to sexual contact was when one of them punched me in the face for staring at her chest in the locker room one time.

>>34175990
I've never been able to get it more than about half-way, unfortunately. I love filling my butt with cumlube though. That's actually the only reason I got the tube, which is actually kind of inconvenient. It's also a huge waste of lube, but it's pretty hot.

>>34176126
I made a snotty comment about a shitty game the volleyball team had in PE one day and one of them pushed me into the showers, knocked me on my ass then turned it on and got me soaked.

That's the closest thing to sex I had in high school.

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>>34176099
WHY DID I ASK THIS BOARD THAT QUESTION

>>34176423
Exactly what I was thinking. This is probably this worst place in the entire space-time continuum to ask about fucking straight women.