> My friends are coming over tonight, can you get some beers

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>>34173454
Only if you give me 20$ then sure

Ask for $20 and go get 3 packs of rolling rock.

Keep one for yourself.

>>34173454
the last time a stacy asked this she ended up with here taking the beer and kicking me out 5 minutes later for "running the vibe" since I was real shy trying to talk to people

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Sorry, Stacy, but I don't drink. Go get alcohol from someone else.

>No that would be illegal and I am not going behind the back of my beloved lady Justice
Who /stalwartprotectoroftheland/ here?

>>34173591
>I don't drink

Unless you're recovering from alcohol addiction, you're a pussy

>>34173454
ask her for a big sloppy handjob in trade

>>34173676
no one over 17 would say this

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>>34173676
>Unless you're recovering from alcohol addiction, you're a pussy
Sorry friend, just don't want liver damage.
Now go to Chad's party and get piss drunk like all the other normalscum, hell, take Stacy with you.

>>34173454

SURE

BEERS FOR BLOWJOBS

HOW DIFFICULT IS THAT OP?

>>34173454
>"No, that would be illegal."
>"I'm going to let dad know about what you just asked me."

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>>34173627
Right here, fellow law-abiding citizen.

>>34173676
>mention you don't drink
>normies start their autistic screeching and lash out at you for no reason whatsoever

hmmmmm