Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 11031. page

Anonymous
2017-01-17 06:14:36 Post No.34204087
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: Screenshot_2017-01-17-00-37-58.png (1008KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

1008KB, 1080x1920px

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:14:36 Post No. 34204087 [Report] [View this topic]

>make tinder account with pic related
>girls falling head over heals for chad and his bulge
It really isnt fucking fair. I made sure to type like a complete mongoloid and have the shallowest most basic hobbies
I had the entire epectrum too, everything from ugly fat chicks to 10/10s hitting me up thinking I'm chad.
All he has to do is be born pretty and maybe hit the gym once a week

189 Posts / 52 Images View this topic

189 posts and 52 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:16:11 Post No.34204111
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:16:11 Post No.34204111 [Report]

That's more than once a week, friendo.

Besides, if it were that easy, you'd do it, right?

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:16:43 Post No.34204120
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:16:43 Post No.34204120 [Report]

>>34204087
I've done the same thing before anon and all it brings so shit feels. Nothing positive can come out of catfishing.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:16:57 Post No.34204130
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:16:57 Post No.34204130 [Report]

>>34204087
that chad has a rather short dick and a face EXACTLY like jesse eisenberg's, my man.

Anonymous
2017-01-17 06:14:19 Post No.34204083
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: 1483499103789.jpg (23KB, 720x508px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 720x508px

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:14:19 Post No. 34204083 [Report] [View this topic]

I only like starting relationships with girls. I talk with them until they show feelings for me and then cut all communication. I don't really mean to but it just happens

6 Posts / 1 Images View this topic

6 posts and 1 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:15:49 Post No.34204103
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:15:49 Post No.34204103 [Report]

>>34204083
Sounds coolio macdaddy.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:15:57 Post No.34204108
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:15:57 Post No.34204108 [Report]

>>34204083
You just like feeling validated but haven't met a girl you really like yet

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:17:30 Post No.34204145
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:17:30 Post No.34204145 [Report]

>>34204108
this times 100000x op.
but I would change like with love.
once you meet someone and fall for them, there is no going back for you.

Anonymous
2017-01-17 06:11:16 Post No.34204039
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: Screenshot_20170116-152339-01.jpg (587KB, 1440x2070px) Image search: [Google]

587KB, 1440x2070px

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:11:16 Post No. 34204039 [Report] [View this topic]

>Oh My God, Anon, it's just my feet!
>Why are you acting so weird?!

9 Posts / 5 Images View this topic

9 posts and 5 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:15:51 Post No.34204105
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:15:51 Post No.34204105 [Report]

>>34204039
>"t-they're pretty and I-I'm not sure why I just said that"

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:19:17 Post No.34204169
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:19:17 Post No.34204169 [Report]

>>34204105
This is a good example of what anime does to the brain

Anonymous 2017-01-17 07:31:51 Post No.34205330
[Report] Image search: [Google]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 07:31:51 Post No.34205330 [Report]

File: BIkejn7.jpg (5KB, 266x190px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 266x190px

>>34204039
I cant get off to feet but i kinda want to suck on them

Anonymous
2017-01-17 06:08:43 Post No.34203983
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: my feast.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x2448px

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:08:43 Post No. 34203983 [Report] [View this topic]

Who /trash eater/ here ? It really doesnt deserve the stigma attatched to it and I've saved hundreds of dollars by doing it.

19 Posts / 7 Images View this topic

19 posts and 7 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:10:55 Post No.34204026
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:10:55 Post No.34204026 [Report]

>>34203983
just fucking gross hope you like looking like homeless loser

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:11:33 Post No.34204043
[Report] Image search: [Google]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:11:33 Post No.34204043 [Report]

File: 1475201502339.jpg (232KB, 720x533px) Image search: [Google]

232KB, 720x533px

Whats a bigger sin is seeing all the perecetly good food gone to waste.

>tfw go to restaurant
>see smug bastard purchase a burger meal
>takes a couple bites and throws it away
>wow that was delicious! i'll be on my way

how do people do this?im not even a fat bastard but seeing this shit bothers me

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:13:08 Post No.34204065
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:13:08 Post No.34204065 [Report]

>>34203983
But anon what will people think if they see you.

I could not publicly shame myself like that

Anonymous
2017-01-17 06:08:20 Post No.34203979
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: 1481451753566.png (560KB, 570x604px) Image search: [Google]

560KB, 570x604px

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:08:20 Post No. 34203979 [Report] [View this topic]

Currently tripping alone in by bedroom after months of avoiding LSD. So far what I have gotten from my trip is
>i am human garbage
>i am sad
>everyone i know is sad

What should I do now? I dont really want to be tripping anymore and Im underwhelmed by the whole experience.

56 Posts / 10 Images View this topic

56 posts and 10 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:09:24 Post No.34203995
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:09:24 Post No.34203995 [Report]

>>34203979
Wow it's so bad it made you post sam hyde

shit you need help dude, serious help

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:10:19 Post No.34204017
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:10:19 Post No.34204017 [Report]

>>34203979
>tripping
>pic from a sketch where someone trips another person
nice

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:11:16 Post No.34204036
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:11:16 Post No.34204036 [Report]

>>34203979
That's not good man, last time I did LSD and also my first time doing it was amazing, all positive vibes and completely happy. My friend did it in his room late at night and said he hated it, I on the other hand was happy as fuck and felt amazing because I did it around 5pm and had a lot of stuff to do.

Anonymous
2017-01-17 06:07:29 Post No.34203961
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: 03_bronson_blu-ray.jpg (77KB, 500x446px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 500x446px

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:07:29 Post No. 34203961 [Report] [View this topic]

>he's not using his NEET time to train his mind and body to be hard and making normies fear him

give me one good reason why not

28 Posts / 8 Images View this topic

28 posts and 8 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:09:23 Post No.34203997
[Report] Image search: [Google]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:09:23 Post No.34203997 [Report]

File: VNvYiLA.jpg (2MB, 2660x4730px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2660x4730px

I TRAIN SO NORMIES FEAR ME, I TRAIN TO DEFEAT THE NORMIES AND THE NONWHITES

HAIL VICTORY

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:33:32 Post No.34204402
[Report] Image search: [Google]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:33:32 Post No.34204402 [Report]

File: 1473534732094.jpg (408KB, 854x670px) Image search: [Google]

408KB, 854x670px

>>34203961
What do you mean by "train his mind"?

Only thing I could think of is my shy-ness.

>tfw your heart pounds x100 faster when speaking with strangers
>tfw you're so terrified of fucking something up that your voice starts to vibrate, you start to stutter and get caught up in a sentance

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:34:31 Post No.34204416
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:34:31 Post No.34204416 [Report]

>>34203961
>>34203997
I'm not white (or black), perfect reason right there

checkmate

Anonymous
Midwest Robots 2017-01-17 06:04:54 Post No.34203913
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: 13564879.jpg (109KB, 800x628px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 800x628px

Midwest Robots Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:04:54 Post No. 34203913 [Report] [View this topic]

Midwest bots only. If you live on a coast you can NOT be a robot.

29 Posts / 3 Images View this topic

29 posts and 3 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:16:39 Post No.34204119
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:16:39 Post No.34204119 [Report]

>>34203913

Illinois checking in, formerly Indiana.

> If you live on a coast you can NOT be a robot.

C'mon robro, this isn't very midwestern of you.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:28:25 Post No.34204314
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:28:25 Post No.34204314 [Report]

Ohio here,
I hate this state so much

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:37:29 Post No.34204468
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:37:29 Post No.34204468 [Report]

>>34204314
Also Ohio. I live in Akron aka Cleveland but even worse, and I often pass through the most depressing city in America, Youngstown.

Anonymous
2017-01-17 06:03:31 Post No.34203891
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: 1467481251140.jpg (46KB, 600x338px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 600x338px

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:03:31 Post No. 34203891 [Report] [View this topic]

holy fucc alcohol makes masturbating waaaaaaay better

35 Posts / 5 Images View this topic

35 posts and 5 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:05:08 Post No.34203919
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:05:08 Post No.34203919 [Report]

Benzedrex is even better and the shit is legal

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:08:12 Post No.34203974
[Report] Image search: [Google]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:08:12 Post No.34203974 [Report]

File: 1458519288577.jpg (12KB, 196x199px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 196x199px

>>34203891

I find the exact opposite personally

marowango however, that makes for some good fap sessions

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:15:02 Post No.34204093
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:15:02 Post No.34204093 [Report]

>>34203974
>>34203919
i think i should mention that im not beating off im pleasuring my bp

Anonymous
2017-01-17 06:03:03 Post No.34203878
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: ftm.jpg (165KB, 750x728px) Image search: [Google]

165KB, 750x728px

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:03:03 Post No. 34203878 [Report] [View this topic]

Why don't you have a FtM bf??

15 Posts / 6 Images View this topic

15 posts and 6 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:26:49 Post No.34204294
[Report] Image search: [Google]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:26:49 Post No.34204294 [Report]

File: 1484546647080.jpg (77KB, 300x250px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 300x250px

>>34203878
>a girl ends up being a better looking guy than me, a biological male

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:35:00 Post No.34204425
[Report] Image search: [Google]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:35:00 Post No.34204425 [Report]

File: 1477277239358.jpg (37KB, 600x456px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 600x456px

I would but ""he"" doesn't date males

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:35:59 Post No.34204438
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:35:59 Post No.34204438 [Report]

>>34204425
>a literal dickless sissy
>refusing dick

gas dykes

Anonymous
2017-01-17 06:02:10 Post No.34203862
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: mop_pandaren_guide_2.jpg (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x1080px

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:02:10 Post No. 34203862 [Report] [View this topic]

>You will never live in a cozy farmhouse at Halfhill, spending your days fishing and your evenings drinking and having fun with your friends in The Lazy Turnip

13 Posts / 6 Images View this topic

13 posts and 6 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:03:32 Post No.34203892
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:03:32 Post No.34203892 [Report]

>>34203862
I met a bunch of kinky sluts on Moonguard back in the day. Actually met up with and fucked a couple.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:59:41 Post No.34204816
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:59:41 Post No.34204816 [Report]

>>34203862
Which halfhill neighbor is your waifu?

Ella is my favorite I wish I could marry her

Anonymous 2017-01-17 08:15:44 Post No.34205993
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 08:15:44 Post No.34205993 [Report]

>>34204816
Idk anon I don't really have a waifu

I just like the coziness and aesthetic style of pandaria towns

Anonymous
2017-01-17 06:00:23 Post No.34203821
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: coffeandsadness.jpg (51KB, 571x448px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 571x448px

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:00:23 Post No. 34203821 [Report] [View this topic]

>live with aunt and uncle for college
>my room has a bathroom in it
>clogged it 2 weeks ago cause i used paper towels as toilet paper
>can't find a plunger anywhere, checked all the bathrooms
>too embarrassed to ask for one
>too embarrassed to go out and buy one

What the fuck do i do, i want to be able to take a shit without leaving my room. I've been making excuses to use the downstairs one by getting something from the fridge and using it.

7 Posts / 2 Images View this topic

7 posts and 2 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:04:50 Post No.34203911
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:04:50 Post No.34203911 [Report]

got any sort of wire brush or long malleable wire/etc you can shove down there and wriggle around/poke a hole in the paper towel/etc? some times all you need is to get the ball rolling and let the pressure do the rest.

alternatively, your hand. I've put my hand down several drains and toilets in my time. it isn't bad.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:06:09 Post No.34203938
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:06:09 Post No.34203938 [Report]

>>34203821
how does one get so autistic. just buy the damn plunger

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:06:34 Post No.34203944
[Report] Image search: [Google]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:06:34 Post No.34203944 [Report]

File: Captureakfa.png (50KB, 753x898px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 753x898px

it's twenty seventeen for fuck sake

you can google almost any question you have and get some answers

Anonymous
2017-01-17 05:54:19 Post No.34203687
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: 1484446084991.png (579KB, 1280x886px) Image search: [Google]

579KB, 1280x886px

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:54:19 Post No. 34203687 [Report] [View this topic]

I literally cannot stop being a degenerate. Please help me.

6 Posts / 2 Images View this topic

6 posts and 2 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:56:23 Post No.34203723
[Report] Image search: [Google]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:56:23 Post No.34203723 [Report]

File: 1481915795125.png (1MB, 1280x670px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x670px

>>34203687
talk to me about it over dinner, anon~

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:57:02 Post No.34203739
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:57:02 Post No.34203739 [Report]

I dunno, that's pretty kawaii. Not like I want to fuck it or anything.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:14:56 Post No.34204091
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:14:56 Post No.34204091 [Report]

post more cakeboys

Anonymous
2017-01-17 05:51:28 Post No.34203641
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: generations.png (232KB, 2880x874px) Image search: [Google]

232KB, 2880x874px

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:51:28 Post No. 34203641 [Report] [View this topic]

Reminder that there is nothing worse than a Millennial.

Gen Z will beat your asses.

178 Posts / 34 Images View this topic

178 posts and 34 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:56:20 Post No.34203721
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:56:20 Post No.34203721 [Report]

as a 19 year old what generation would I belong to?

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:57:42 Post No.34203756
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:57:42 Post No.34203756 [Report]

>>34203721
If you were born in 1995 - 2010, you're a Gen Z. Congrats if so, you're part of the best generation.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:58:54 Post No.34203785
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:58:54 Post No.34203785 [Report]

>>34203721
Borderline Z/Millennial, strictly a millennial.
Not as if it matters.

Anonymous
2017-01-17 05:50:11 Post No.34203613
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: images(4).jpg (10KB, 276x183px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 276x183px

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:50:11 Post No. 34203613 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me, m
>in school
>has to go to a practice for a thing
>happens to be in crush's mom's room
>crush's mom likes me and would have no problem with us dating
>crush asks me when I am making her cookies ( I won competitions with my 1337 baking skills)

What do?

8 Posts / 1 Images View this topic

8 posts and 1 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:54:42 Post No.34203695
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:54:42 Post No.34203695 [Report]

wow this story went no where thought you were going to fuck the mom fuck off

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:55:55 Post No.34203714
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:55:55 Post No.34203714 [Report]

>>34203613
>invite her to bake cookies with you
alternatively,
>get off /r9k/ highschooler

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:56:06 Post No.34203716
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:56:06 Post No.34203716 [Report]

>>34203695
I could if u want

Anonymous
2017-01-17 05:46:09 Post No.34203546
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: IMG_2561.jpg (86KB, 627x747px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 627x747px

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:46:09 Post No. 34203546 [Report] [View this topic]

>only talked to two girls
>one's a tranny
>the other is a lesbian/pansexual tumblrfuck

Why can't I win /r9k/

8 Posts / 3 Images View this topic

8 posts and 3 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:05:28 Post No.34203926
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:05:28 Post No.34203926 [Report]

because you're unattractive kiddo

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:14:21 Post No.34204084
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:14:21 Post No.34204084 [Report]

>>34203546
what was wrong with the tranny?

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:18:38 Post No.34204162
[Report] Image search: [Google]

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:18:38 Post No.34204162 [Report]

File: image.jpg (32KB, 500x484px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 500x484px

>>34203546
I only talk to tumblr fuck lesbians because they're the only women who will tolerate my presence.

Why won't any real women talk to me

Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 11031. page

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/