holy fucc alcohol makes masturbating waaaaaaay better

Benzedrex is even better and the shit is legal

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>>34203891

I find the exact opposite personally

marowango however, that makes for some good fap sessions

>>34203974
>>34203919
i think i should mention that im not beating off im pleasuring my bp

>>34204093
Did you manage an orgasm drunk? Can you already do it sober? I've never managed it but I'll consider drinking next time if that helps.

>>34203974
I find alcohol is decent when you're just a bit buzzed but not drunk. That may just be that I get horny when drunk though.

>>34204363
i can do it sober but with just a slight buzz(big shot of jim beam) every tiny movement was AMAZING i could barely control myself and got *there* instantly, i could only imagine if i got actually drunk, mainly because i only had a shot left

dude weed lmao is a lot better for masturbating on desu
The only reason I'll even smoke pot is because I'm going to jerk off
Makes me moan like a slut and for some reason I'll be able to shoot cum over my shoulder instead of it just dribbling out

Yeah, alcohol raises the game man, it's like when I used to take a little bit of aderall and a shot of whiskey before games to get me amped up.

Your dick becomes responsive to all KINDS of wild shit and fantasies. I have this "waifu", a model whose pics I have downloaded, and I swear to Christ when I was super drunk and masturbating last night I felt her hand on my shoulder. It's magical.

>>34204828
I think you're mistaking side effects of alcohol consumption with the onsets of mental illness.

>>34204678
It depends on the person, but weed makes me so much hornier than alcohol. Kinda depends on the strain too, but whatever I usually get is steroids for my libido.

>>34204596
Hmm, I'll have to try it sometime, thanks for the tip.

>>34204877
Well, I never studied psychology and I just started drinking a week ago, cut me some slack

She really was there though. I can't explain how or why, but I heard her and felt her. Then I turned around and she was gone.

>>34205136
That's fucking creepy, anon

>>34205197
I know it sounds creepy, but it was so comforting. She was there. I felt her hand on me, her hair tickling my shoulder, her voice in my ear. For like 37 seconds, I wasn't alone.

>>34205310
Either your house is haunted or you are experiencing the beginning of some sort of mental illness

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>>34204596
>only one shot
Wtf? Lad Americans BAKA

>pleasuring BP
Eww

Is this a fag thread?

>>34205337
Maybe it's not a bad mental illness, then.

I want to know what anime this is

>>34205367
This is show called a Prisma Ilya Fate Kaleid Prima Liner. It's the worst kind of pedo-bait, there is nothing technically illegal but it focuses on girls who appear underage kissing one another and groping one another. Do not watch it, you will only feel guilt afterwards

>>34203891
if you think alcohol is good don't try meth

>>34205365
If you enjoy it then I suppose not

>>34205415
Came here to say this. All the people in here saying alcohol or dude weed lmao I can guarantee haven't had a stimulant fapping session. And meth is the king of stims pretty much.

All I can say about fapping on meth is holy fucking shit. There's a reason people stay on that shit for days at a time.

>>34204678
Fucking this, it feels so good cumming stoned.

>>34203891
Anyone else here can't get hard when they drink?
Just 2 beers in and I can't get it up... Is it normal?

for me masturbating is more enjoyable with only 1-2 drinks, and then it drops off. after 3+ drinks masturbating is actually less enjoyable, although my horniness continues to increase.

>ywn give a cute teenage virgin boi molly and adderall or somethn and proceed to fuck him until his brain shuts down

>>34205867
>tfw fugged a 19 y/o transgirl who looks like she's 13 because of horomones while both high on addies
best feel senpai

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>>34204678
I second that. Jacking it while high as fuck is a sublime pleasure. Something about weed makes it seem so lewd and makes me horny as hell.
Can't stand the shitty acting in porn when I smoke tho.

>>34205777
op here and this is me, just another heads up, for those who feel like this, all the sensation that vades from your benis when you drink? it goes straight into the booty

>>34209226
it is pretty common also*
>>34205099
yw

>>34203891
try a cup of your daddy's coffee, that really gets me going~!!!

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>>34209290
>daddys coffee

what did she mean by this

alcohol makes everything better

>tfw masturbating on MDMA

Takes 2 hours to cum but it's worth it