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>make tinder account with pic related >girls falling head

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>make tinder account with pic related
>girls falling head over heals for chad and his bulge
It really isnt fucking fair. I made sure to type like a complete mongoloid and have the shallowest most basic hobbies
I had the entire epectrum too, everything from ugly fat chicks to 10/10s hitting me up thinking I'm chad.
All he has to do is be born pretty and maybe hit the gym once a week
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That's more than once a week, friendo.

Besides, if it were that easy, you'd do it, right?
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>>34204087
I've done the same thing before anon and all it brings so shit feels. Nothing positive can come out of catfishing.
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>>34204087
that chad has a rather short dick and a face EXACTLY like jesse eisenberg's, my man.
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>>34204111

>be born pretty

Read the entire post retard.
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wow I need to work out more, that could easily be me if I were fit
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>>34204154
>perfect hairline
>smooth white skin
>alpha facial structure
>god tier muscle insertions
lol if you think 99% of this isn't genetics
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Hopefully all those women end up alone. I wanna see the tables turn so bad.
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.>>34204148

He doesn't even have a super-attractive face though. He would look like a wimp in worse lighting without his body showing.
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>>34204175
yeah I have all that except my bicep insertions aren't very good

I gained a bunch of weight because I was an alcoholic for a while but before that I was doing pretty well in the facial aesthetics dept.
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>>34204087
I thought i was gay enough but i flinch everytime i see one of those stupid bulges.
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>>34204178
considering 95%+ of women reproduce I doubt it.
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>>34204087
actually he looks pretty gay

only gay guys post their boner on social media.

just keep being a mongloid youll find the one.
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>>34204240
There's a shit load of single moms
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>>34204266
>only gay guys post their boner on social media.
Really Anon really?
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>>34204175
idk I don't think I look that far off personally. Maybe I'm being delusional.
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post some convos
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>>34204455
Blocking out dick,Now we will never truly know.
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>>34204087
I don't understand how to get my abs like that. I have good chest development and you can faintly see my abs but not really. They don't pop out like that. Been lifting for years. My bodyfat % is pretty low but they don't show.
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>>34204455
You're delusional u_u
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>>34204087
I can look like that if I lift?

We have kinda the same face, but I am underweight as fuck.
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>>34204586
If you have good muscle insertions, which you don't
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>>34204536
Would you believe me if I told you I was 8.2".

>>34204569
Eh, I don't really mind because I know I can outperform the dude in OP anyway because his muscles were made in the gym whilst mine were made from running and climbing 5 days a week.
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>>34204592
>good muscle insertions

what is that

also i am not looking to be that ripped, just not be full skelly anymore
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>>34204594
>Would you believe me if I told you I was 8.2".
Anon why do you come to this forgotten place?
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>>34204087
OP, that guy isn't even necessarily a Chad. He has a low BF% and a nice haircut. You can tell that he's a bit short, and he has an average dick. His face is okay, but that angle is completely ideal. He isn't handsome. I'm better looking than he is. I can use my own pics on Tinder coupled with banal hobbies, and get largely the same results. At the end of the day though, I still can't get laid, because I'm broken in the same way that the rest of us are. Being attractive won't save you from being a robot. It's just another lie that some of us who weren't born that way like to tell ourselves.

Want a good haircut like that? Go to a barber and use the PC term for Hitler youth if you're white. Alternatively, grow your hair out if that looks better on you

Want his body? Apply for a job as an unloader with any retail joint that's large enough to unload by hand. You'll have a job, you won't have time to stress eat, and you won't need to work out. You might need to do sit-ups every other day to keep your core tightened up, but that's about it. Use caffeine liberally, use sugary drinks sparingly, and have a protein shake at every meal.

Want underwear that look decent like his? Fruit of the Loom is the best of the cheap brands, and their boxer briefs are honestly better than what he's wearing.

It won't change your situation, but your life will improve. Women are horrible people. Every normalfag I know has had his life negatively impacted or destroyed by women, and all they got for it was pussy.

>>34204554
The camera and lighting are helping there. You need to actually target you abs to really have them show well.
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>>34204087

That Chad has barely any arms and no lats. It looks likes all he does is bench press and sit ups.
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>>34204087
post some of the qts you catsfished op
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>>34204665
Anon the advice you give is good but you forget that people on here don't want to change. It's always an excuse to why something they "could" do won't work.
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I also made a grindr with my bio being "tranny chaser" and I was getting trannies left and right wanting some chad dick.
Chad literally has it all
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>>34206037
This one really wanted it
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>>34206037
got anymore pics of this guy anon?
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>>34206037
So did this one
>>34206084
Stop being a faggot
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>>34206096
using some guys pics to bait but trannies yet he's the faggot? Ok Anon.
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>>34204455
Probably year-two away

So a bit delusional
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>>34206126
Just showing the amazing variety that chad has. Pussy? Ass? He's got it all.
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>>34204455
10/10 I would suck your dick if you're tall too
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ITT: idiot closeted homos who think OP pic is attractive to girls. If a guy like that can get matches, just imagine if you used an actually attractive man. Or even yourself.
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>>34206180
I could have the body of adonis, my face will always be 3/10 and I'll always be a khv
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>>34206180
Dude you always pop in this thread. I think you're a faggot who got rejected by another one when you decided to go gay. Fuck you faggot drop a throwaway so you can suck me :0
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>>34204148
But he wasn't "born" pretty. Working out shapes your face and he actually takes care of himself.
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>>34204554
Abs are mostly all about body fat. You need extremely low amounts of body fat to show abs like this.

The dude in OP has an extremely strict diet to achieve that body.
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>>34206215
>Working out shapes your face
Nigga get the fuck out of here with this bullshit
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>>34204586

Eat more calories, so heavy compound lifts, sleep more, and don't compare your body goals to others becuase everyone has different muscle genetics and you'll never look exactly like the guy. You can either train hard and look better and more bigger, or youdon't train hard and be a skinny faggot. It's up to you.
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>>34206215
You've awakened FACEandLMS and his PUAhate/SLUThate/Lookism crew. They actively scan R9K like sharks to jump at this. Now we won't hear the end of how the maxialls must be X millimeters to X degrees and shit.
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>>34206202
You're obviously gay in denial.
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>>34206155
please post more crossdressing ladyboi asians
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>>34206272
>PUAhate/SLUThate/Lookism crew
Oh no. I'm out of here before I get really depressed.
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>>34206238
>Eat more calories


this is my main problem, i literally dont get hungry, and cant force myself to eat or else ill gag till i puke
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you sound like one of those whiny fat acceptance cunts from tumblr
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>>34206301
Chad gets all the asian boipussy he wants sadly
I made a real account and pic related blocked me after sending "her" a face pic, yet "she" was butter in chads hands.
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>>34206096
pretty sure this faggot post on /soc/ kek
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>>34204087
Holy Fug I know this guy irl
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>>34206232
It really isn't bullshit. I used to be chubbs as fuck until I joined the track team and busted my ass 6 days a week for months. Now my face looks pretty different. Before I had chubby cheeks and a hidden jawline, now the fat loss shaped it well and you can see it nicely.
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>>34206467
SUPERIOR HIDDEN BONE STRUCTURE
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>>34204087
Reminder that eggman has had several cute girlfriends.
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>good looking fit people can get sex easily

This is a surprise to you? Funny thing is that the trash you've posted look like 5/10 at best chad wouldn't bother fucking that.
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>>34206503
He's 6'2 and no he's had one landwhale
Now that he's a YouTube celebrity maybe
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>>34204087
> Life is not fair
U don't say? Get used to it, loser. It will make things easier to deal with.
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>>34204087
I used that very poorly written and complex bodybuilding.com PDF on escaping manletism and somehow got 2 inches at 24 Was not fucking easy not for the feint of heart and undisciplined.
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>>34206568
Tall or not, he's incredibly ugly.

And I've met one of the girls he was with at an anime con. She's no landwhale, and despite being extremely strange and annoying, was quite cute.
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>>34206596
Your lying post a fucking pic you asshole
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>>34204455
work on your lower pecs man
you look like a child
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>>34206615
It's all in this thread. She's a bit of a chub, but in no way a landwhale.

http://4archive.org/board/r9k/thread/28941443

I met her at AX last year, she ate with us on day 0, but kept complaining that no one likes her and eventually left when we got drunk in a hotel room and some people started flirting with each other.
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Chad even gets his top pick of sissy girls
They wont stop hitting me up, it's amazing
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>>34204087
hey op sounds like madman from nv-mp.com
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>>34206760
Stop shilling that failed project and circle jerk. I've got multiple beta Keys and I will fuck up development the best I can
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He also gets the best man ass
they're just hitting me up and throwing nudes at me. Also whats up with this faggots ass?
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>>34206817
what the fuck

is that real
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>>34206817
Please be real I just ruined pants
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So is OP gonna come out and say that he was looking up pictures of shredded dudes and saw the fake Chad thing was an excuse to download Grindr?
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>>34206817
Post the nudes Anon for Non gay science reasons
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>>34206874
Nah just proving that good genes means you can get any kind of sex you want for free.
>>34206843
>>34206830
I think he's retarded
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>>34206944
This is why faggots get aids
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>>34206944
>>34206964
AHAHAHAHA

fucking hell, thats literally all it took for him.
one day someone if going to tell him no when they really do have HIV
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>>34206977
It's insane how stupid these people are
They would fuck their lives up for a chance at chads dick
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>>34207004
Prep the gas chambers
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>>34204148
>born pretty
lol he has good hair and worked for that body. if anything he has pretty shit insertions on his pecs
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>>34204087
is that the only pic you have?
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>>34207050
Yes that's all it take surprisingly
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>>34207063
what race are you getting more of?
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just makes me feel bad

I got tinder a few months ago, swipe every day, all I get is bots. If I ever get a girl that isnt a bot, I message her and she never responds.

I had my first conversation a few days ago with this fat girl. We're gonna have dinner this weekend but I'm not really that attracted to her. I just swipe right on everybody.
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>>34207112
Males or females?
Owenjir is
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>>34207050
Nah I have like 4 and a bunch of dick pics to make it seem real
>>34207112
Asian trannies and white fags
I changed my location to midtown manhattan
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>>34207120
Post your profile. It might be the algorithm is messed up for you. There's a tweaking guide out there and i multiples my matches like 25x
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>>34204455
I'd take you for a fit girl if it wasn't for those shoulders.
>tfw you want girls to look like pic related
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>>34207136
I dunno what posting my profile would help here. I'm self conscious enough as it is.

The the algorithm thing may be giving me false hope. Can you explain?
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You think chad needs pickup lines?
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>>34207185
They dont even think
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I once made an okcupid account with a handsome dude's face. I said that I was a devout Christian and wanted to kill LGBT people, I was wholeheartedly against the right for women to vote, I designed guns in 3D printers as a career, and that I would beat any girlfriend if they got uppity.

He got more attention in two hours than my actual account got in two years.
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>>34207134
post some reg clothed ones so i can use them as well
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>>34207210
Thats the sad reality anon
I had to delete tinder because of how much I was being spammed by horny nyu sluts
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>>34207159
Not gonna bother it's a long and step by step technical process. You won't even post your profile so why I need to see it in order to prescribe the best way to maximize your matches
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>>34207205
>>34207251
>Hideous girls go crazy for attractive guys
Not really surprising.
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>>34207340
Are those girls ?
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>Not having a chad cock
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>>34207251
I specifically remember one cute asian girl, one who I would have chopped off a finger to date, said she'd love to come over and "debate" me some day.

I closed the account when some chick sort of caught on that I was playing a persona...after she messaged me about how I was too hot for opinions like those.
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>>34207373
Lot number or UPC of that water bottle. Haven't seen those since Moreno water co came under Arrowhead in 2009 through a merger deal.
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>>34204087

He wasn't born pretty.

His body he clearly worked for,and I can't see his face too well but his "facial structure" looks average, he's clearly put a lot of effort into his appearance.

You could do that right now.
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>>34207355
You're right, those aren't even girls. They're just mentally ill men.
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Chad cock works wonders
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>>34207595
"Shes" sperging out so hard
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>>34204455
where is your chest muscle and hair?
no hair on chest is like manlet
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>>34207616
Theres nudes after this, not even the bitchest tranny can resist
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>>34206964
does that guy have ass implants? wtf is that there's no way that is a natural birthdefect or soemthing?

he literally had someone put big silicon pads in his asscheeks. wtf is wrong wit htaht guy?
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>>34204665
>it's another "failed normalfag tells us being a robot is on the inside"
Not even a bot myself but this is such bullshit
Many guys are born ugly and will be ugly no matter how much effort is put into it
Many guys can't even put the effort because of health conditions
Just because your shit life was born out of your own shit choices doesn't mean everyone else on this board is in the same situation
Typical normie egocentrism coupled with a healthy dose of just world fallacy
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>>34207735
Exactly
This is why I hate chad so much, the good genes were just handed to him
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>>34207750
Cont.
Oreganaloo
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>>34204554
>>34206220
I've read this but it's bull. I've had a six pack twice in my life. You need to do abs a little every day or they won't be hypertrophied enough to have individual contours like that.
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Why the fuck aren't you posting women showing the goods for Chad?
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Look at this shit
he can have all the unprotected sex he wants
it's fucking insane
>>34207779
There's already tinder threads
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OP its nice and all ur supplementing your tranny fetish but if you dont have any normal pics of this chad besides having his dick out it isnt really going to work for most people
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Fucking sjw trannies can't resist chads huge patriarchy dick
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>>34207811

>>34207796
On the contrary my friend. They love it
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>>34207735
>Typical normie egocentrism coupled with a healthy dose of just world fallacy

This 100%. You are a delusional, arrogant retard if you think that being a robot is just on the inside.

Get a clue, and show some empathy.
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>>34207004

>perfect

STOP SPREADING AIDS YOU FAGGOTS
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>>34207210
I wonder if this post is true or not...
Its just so well organized, idk
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>>34207913

thats a really comfy pic anon where is it from?
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Thats enough faggotry for me for one night
Gonna go enjoy being straight now, still a KHV sadly though.
>>34207913
Not a single one said no to raw. See >>34207784
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>>34207823
are u gonna post your profile pics you use or what? i dont see the achievement in posting trannies
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>>34207004
>>34206944
>>34206964
>>34206052
>>34207185
>>34207205
>>34207373
This is sickening.

Fucking degenerates.
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>>34208006
Are you a sexist, racist, misogynist homophobe anon?
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>>34208031
>Are you a sexist, racist, misogynist homophobe anon?

All of the above.
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>>34207986
I already did
>>34208047
Keep fighting the good fight anon
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>>34207921

Maho Precure

>>34207960

Damn and i am even terrified about the idea of fucking a hooker with protection.

Fags should be gassed Mao was right.
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>>34208085
>Keep fighting the good fight anon

It's hard not to hate them when they've had to invent a drug to prevent them getting HIV that they take all the time just in case they can't resist letting some stranger cum in their potentially diseased asshole, despite knowing the prevalence of HIV within their community, which is so high because they can't stop fucking each other like degenerate fucking faggots all the time.

No fucking chance in hell I'm letting my children be told they're normal people.
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Someone makes a fake tinder and talk to girls, not fags. I'm too autistic to do the talking but I wanna see the screenshots.
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>>34208167
You'll never have children, so that's a moot point.
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>tfw my bulge is like that
>still a virgin because im ugly

reeee
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>>34204455
This is my body goals t b h

Very aesthetic
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>>34204455
Whose leg is that on the bed in the foreground? Either you have a girlfriend that took this for you or this isn't your picture. I almost missed it but my skin is as pale so I recognised that it is probably someone's upper thigh.
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>>34204087
His pecs look like boobs.
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>>34204087
that guy doesn't have a natural body though. his hips are wider than his chest and his pecs probably looked like moobs until recently(they still do a bit)

still looks good due to hard work though, most people here could look better if they put in the effort
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>>34207251
lmao saw dis bitch in /r/traps
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So you're saying that if a 10/10 girl matched with you on tinder and had shallow hobbies/ boring personality you wouldn't pursue? Double standard, OP.
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>>34208773
You're not actually getting the point of exercises like this.

The issue is that, while 10/10 women may be more likely to be pursued, a 5/10 girl is only slightly less likely to get a match, because most men will pursue most anything that shows interest.

The problem is that women will on average only allow themselves to be persued by the top percentage of men. Leaving the bottom 80% of men to get nothing at all.

Even the most repugnant of women can find a guy fairly easily who will fuck them. The same isnt true in reverse. So no it's not a double standard.
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>>34208859
I love this fake as fuck stat you retards all still cling too.
I find myself low key dreaming of robot death camps when I see threads like these.
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>>34209430
wait, you dont think thats true? maybe his numbers arent completely accurate but you can honestly try and argue that women don't have ridiculous standards? esp for online dating apps?
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>>34204455
Please decline bench more
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>>34204087


>flaccid dick is 5"x4" (srs)
>big thighs push my balls out forward, and my balls push my dick out further too making the bulge even bigger
>mfw wearing grey sweatpants in public


Some days I literally wear my sweatpants to class or if I'm running out to the grocery store real quick, just to see the reactions of people. I catch girls literally staring at it with zero inhibition, like a guy that just can't look away from a girls ass. Even dude's stare at it, fukken lol. It's like a chick with a great ass wearing yoga pants, it's almost cheating
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>>34210477
Post a throwaway please that's my fetish :3
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>>34204665
>At the end of the day though, I still can't get laid, because I'm broken in the same way that the rest of us are

just be yourself, bro
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>>34210477
tfw
8x6
like 3inches soft
fml
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>>34204130
>a rather short dick
if it's flaccid it's literally bigger than 90% of the people here, lmfao

I always love seeing ugly fucks in denial and trying to cherrypick things on pictures of attractive people even though they look way uglier than said person

only on /r9k/
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>>34204087
He works hard for that physique and where did you get the idea that life is supposed to be fair?
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>>34204087
>hit the gym once a week

it's much harder than that

t. someone who has borderline given up lifting
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>>34204175
>god tier muscle insertions
are you fucking kidding me?

just look at him
>totally no arms
>wide hips
>fucking gigantic chest gap
>pecs look more like bimbo tits
>can't see legs but probably look worse than arms
if you think his body is great you are wrong
>>
>>34204087
>girls on a hookup ap go for a hot guy

im shocked!
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With literally one line they melt
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>>34212808
Tell her that you can't host because you live with your mom I want to see what she says
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Tfw when the majority girls that have responded to you on Tinder in the last few months have been bots trying to scam me
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>>34212883
"Her"
Also as expected, chad cock trumps any kind of logic
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>>34204087
>make an account on app made for people to fuck each other
>partners on said app are chosen almost completely based on looks
>catfish with a Chad picture
Why are whores on a site made for sex so shallow?!
>>
>>34212156
He's using a lot of tricks to make himself look more attractive than he really is, I wouldn't put fluffing himself up a bit before a pic above him.
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This is great, the degeneracy is amazing
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>>34213147
Amount of*
Chad can get away with anything
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>>34213162
Here's the kicker
Think your avg robot can get cock snorted off his dick by a tranny?
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Implant-kun got mad kek
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>>34204087
Is it just me or does he focus too much on his pecs? They look extremely feminine in a gayboy kind of way.
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>>34204087
>maybe hit the gym once a week
Triggered.
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>>34206467
The people on this board are fucking morons. They see someone who worked hard to be attractive and they'd rather boil alive trying to drag down everyone else with them than attempt to escaped this hell they have created for themselves.
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>>34213337
I'm sure its really hard to be born with a nice face
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>>34213354
You burn a lot of the baby fat away through exercise. Even if you don't have the greatest facial structure, at the very least you don't have a fat face, which is a huge turn off.
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>>34204087
It's because all of the women that saw this know he is circumcized and therefore an ideal mate.
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>>34213399
Stop this nonsense
you cant change an ugly face
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>>34213560
But you can turn it into something considerably better than before which, at the very least, will make you feel better, you Jabba the Hut lookin son of a bitch.
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>>34213736
Oh shut the fuck up you delusional moron
If you're born ugly you die ugly, and the only pussy you get is gold digger pussy
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>>34204087
A body like that goes to the gym daily and has a strict diet.
You're a fat lazy slob with no discipline or will power.
You'll continue to be a fat slob because you'll always blame others for your misfortunes and never blame yourself and never improve yourself.
You will die a lonely virgin and you'll wonder why you failed so much at life
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>>34213792
Are you retarded?
If you dont have anything to work on it's pointless you mongoloid
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>>34204455
you look good, you can tell you look good because of all the angry delusional people replying to you saying how good you don't look.
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>>34213866
Keep telling yourself that
And keep being lonely
You only got yourself to blame when you're 30 and the high point of your day is fapping at your computer
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>>34204087
>Wah women want attractive white males
Wow who would of thought? Just be glad you guys have a chance on this god forsaken app. I'm a well dressed, Porsche driving, handsome black guy and I don't get shit on Tinder. But I ain't mad or nothing.
>>
its not surprising with dudes
all men are thirsty
post if you had any luck with women
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>>34213769
Post a selfie, if you're as ugly as you say I will gladly degrade you in a lengthy post talking about how someone with such an irredeemable face should sudoku themselves live. I'm looking forward to it.
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Wow someone with more than 2 brain cells
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>>34213992
Right. Whatever you say, roastie.
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>>34214102
Still retarded though of course, aids isnt the only std
prime boipussy though
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>>34214102
Please try with women already. Like, actual women.
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>>34214147
This. Fags are no fun.
>>
idk what op is even trying to prove
i have catfished hundreds of men into thinking I am bubble butt qt cockslut
I dont like going after chads but they literally keep drooling over "my" bum
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>>34214171
>>34214147
There's already tindr threads and making a facebook account for chad is too much effort

Love how it isn't tranny chasing or transmysoggyknee when chad is hot.
Double standards all around
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>>34204554
Steroids or naturally high testosterone (being born Chad).
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>>34214291
I might add if your abs don't show at all your body fat percentage is not "pretty low" but way too high. No amount of lifting can make your abs poke through a layer of blubber.
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>>34214046
I know that original feelio
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>>34212322
Yet I bet he gets more Stacy pussy than you will ever do
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>>34214046

For once I'd like to see these tinder threads using a black or asian chad, white one is autopilot and boring.
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>>34214861
Make one, anon. I'm too much of a sperg to communicate even with a fake profile.
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>>34214861
there's no point because they don't get any matches
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>>34214225
Post more of these
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