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You're gonna need a filter if you want this board to be semi-useable. Welcome to neo-/r9k/.

I'm about ready to bail and leave for /k/ and /pol/ because this place has become tripfag attention whore central with next to zero moderation. At least the trap threads have been cut down.

>>34225778
Also a lot of the "invaders" are trying to reword their OPs so they can evade our filters. It's literally spam at this point. I had to raise hell on /qa/ with some other robots for an entire week before serious action was taken against the cancerous trap thread spam that was derailing our board.

But even if you try to hide their threads, they'll still try to derail the few good and interesting threads that get posted here. One guy was posting a greentext story about this horrible special ed camp he went to when he was a kid and a (((fembot))) immediately came barging in begging for contact info and posting pics. I hate cunts like that with a passion but they never get banned. It would be nice if they actually fucking enforced the no /soc/ rule.

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Shameless self bump
Oregano

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turmeric

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>>34225716
I like cities and cyber punk stuff

>>34225578
ok here i g- *gets kidnapped*

>>34225578
I got you f-*gets shot*

>>34225578
I'll end you s-*gets suicided*

bump

oregano2.89

You need to fap with a deathgrip and give it sharp tugs in the opposite direction of the bend.

bent in what direction?

if it is bent upward that actually improves male-on-top missionary position sex

>tfw upward dick but prefer being on bottom kms

Dude shouldn't have talked shit they just dont get it

the weakest ones are the ones that try to talk shit or look intimidating.

There's really no right and wrong here. Just a couple of niggers niggering. The attacker deserves to be put down like a dog honestly as he's a threat to society but we can't really "blame him" since he's just a nigger and he clearly doesn't know any better.

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>>34225477
dis poast iz undrrented

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>>34225477
CALLING HANK FORCE ONE

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I'M BRINGING THE PROPAIN

>>34225472
Why did you hire a lawyer?

They'll usually give you defensive driving over making you pay the ticket, especially if it's your first time or if you've never done it before. Unless you were going way over the limit I just don't see why you'd get a lawyer over something that will cost a few hundred bucks at most.

>>34225618
I was going 94 in a 55.

Granted I thought it was 70 cause I was on a toll road but I didn't realize I wasn't at the 70 marker just yet.

30+ can fuck you hard in the points department, and my lawyer got me off with no points, just the driving class. I didn't want to risk my insurance going up.

>>34225680
>94
>ever an appropriate speed

80 is the absolute maximum speed you have any business going unless you are literally in the middle of nowhere Nevada.

I fucking hate those. Save those for the bedroom. Our new office girl wears that shit. She is pretty but it makes her look like a slut. Why ladies? Why wear a dog collar around town?

Obligatory blowjob black belt post

>>34225464
I guess they like dressing like sluts

>>34225361
if they bothered to leave a note they were probably being honest. I'd shrug and get over it. They probably needed that kitkat more than I did. Hope it improved their day.

>>34225361
search the area for someone eating a kit-kat
mag dump when I find them

>>34225387
>>34225387
Exactly what I would have done.

Are you happy with your life as well? Do you smiile a lot? Are you successful?

>>34225355
S H I T O N D O O R H A N D L E

>tfw their food is delicious
>cant stand them otherwise

>>34225355

I lived nextdoor to indians for 3 months until I finally gave up and moved out. The smell coming from their apartment still haunts me to this day.

>>34225344
I actually thought everyone had these yeah I have them.

>>34225344
Everyone has these

i have them
girls dont care
one enjoyed popping mine

False. No one here wonders that. We all know that the majority of females are attracted solely to the top 20% of males.

Go bait somewhere else.

>>34225339
the second one m8

>>34225397
It's not about females being attracted to the top 20%, it's the fact that the reason you are the bottom 80% is because you are racist, sexist, and sociopathic

>>34225323

This world is a difficult place anon. It could be that you have some ED, but also consider that your subconscious just can't get aroused from this woman.

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>>34225370
I can't have ED I'm only 20. Plus I'm still a virgin, this might have been my one and only chance and I blew it.

>>34225323
I had that same problem.

Turns out I'm gay and and get hard with boys 10/10 times

Women don't know what they want. They want both things at the same time, but they'll hate you for one or the other.

y kant u do both

>>34225311
>woman love being treated like shit

That's a common misconception, they like nice CHADS too

>3d women

ah hahahahahahahahahahaha

I don't have any children

>>34225205
I don't have children though