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>when she has the body of a Stacy, but the personality of an Emily

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>now whenever i smoke weed i feel like a girl
>hard to describe, but it just feels that way
>might be that gender dysphoria bullshit you hear about these days
>feel feminine for several hours afterwards
>stopped fucking smoking after that shit started consistently happening

>current day
>unconsciously have thoughts pop up in my head like "he's hot"
>vigorously try to repress them

What the fuck. why does this happen

I don't want to be fucking gay. Would I go full blown gay if I tried something like LSD?

i can still pop boners to chicks though, so what the fuck is going on with me? i have never fapped to gay shit in my life, btw

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As you're scrolling, there are thousands of chads getting "good night" texts from their gfs.

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> neet for 10+ years
> kv
> 25 years old
> got retail job recently
> also drivers license
> all female coworkers
> they don't know my true power level
> but definitely should be able to tell i'm autismo by this point
> coworker keeps "losing" and "forgetting" keys
> asks me to drive them to her
> told her i'd bring them to work for her, no problem
> "no anon, bring them to my address"
> insist on bringing them to work
> "no anon, bring them here, i'll text you my address"
> get text
> okay fine.jpg
> drop them off in her mail box
> leave and text her afterwards
> "keys in mailbox"
> "thanks anon your the best"
> this happens many times now
> at least once a week
> been working there three months now
> happened again today
> avoid her calls/messages "about the keys" late at night
> becoming uncomfortable with my job
> really need it though
> can't afford to lose it because i need it to live
> no education beyond tenth grade
> no other job prospects

what do i do? i'm not gay and she isn't ugly but i don't want to have sex or anything. i've been a virgin so long that the idea of it terrifies me. not to mention i'm worried about problems it could create at work in the future.

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>Post OC in a thread.
>Get 2 (TWO) replies consisting of a picture of Chris Evans laughing and the word "kek".
Even better than a good (You), my friends.
Why aren't you a writer, crafting memes and enchanting others with your wit?

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>Try video Omegle
>everyone either doesn't turn on cam or disconnects when they see I'm a guy
>Go on text Omegle
>Have to pretend to be a girl to get more replies than "asl" or "m"
>Have to have multiple girl identifies I use to switch it up in case I keep connecting with the same people and don't wanna continue the same conversation
What the fuck, I just wanna talk to people

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This is hell and I am trapped here

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I just got done with a hard day of wageslaving. currently sitting in front of my pc with a strong drink and in nothing but my boxers.

How's your day been robots? Wageslaves and neets welcome. i prefer some good feels but regular robot feels are also welcome.

Also post some good tunes your listening to

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Hello Robots.
How can I get a friend? I really need to talk with someone and I don't find any way to get friends. I don't have anyone to spend time with and loneliness is killing me. I'm pretty young, but I lost the game already,

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Is anyone else getting to a place of peace about being a robot?

>not bothered about seeing couples younger than me in public
>don't care when I see normies partying with friends
>ignore qts in public

Have I reached enlightenment?

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How sad and pathetic is it if a 22 year old college dropout is working at Pizza Hut?

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How can I stop being
jealous of other people?

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should I buy a gun? I've wanted to recently because I've been getting really into gun culture, and it's super easy to get one where I live, but I don't really see any point. It's not like I'll ever have any reason to use it. I'm a vegan so hunting's out of the question, and I'm a social recluse so I doubt I'll really end up making too many trips to the shooting range. my neighborhoods has remarkably low crime rates so I doubt I'll ever even need it for protection.

what do you guys think?

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Why can't I enjoy anything? TV shows and films all seem so predictable now and feels like I've seen it all before. Games used to be fun but now the stories seem awful compared to a book, multiplayer games require too much time to complete. Bored of porn, gave up on working out, gave up on women. Nothing seems worthwhile, all I do these days is chase (you)s.

I don't exactly want to die but I've become so jaded. Feel like an old man but I'm only 23. Anyone else bored of life? Is it depression?

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why don't robots look for black gf?