I just got done with a hard day of wageslaving. currently sitting

>>34227837
Good job lad, keep it up, a drink well deserved.

>>34227888
thanks man and nice trips too!

hows your day been? done anything fun today?

>Paid day off
>Spent most time on /r9k/, reading & EVE online
>Will work relatively hard tomorrow so Friday is an easy day/I can focus on any unexpected shit

>>34227922
way to plan ahead anon and nice dubs!

hows EVE? I've never played before but I've heard good things

>>34227973
I wouldn't recommend EVE.

>>34228046
yeah? why not? I'm not looking to get into a new game just curious.

>>34228102
It can very much feel like a second job rather than a video game.

>>34228152
well that doesn't sound very fun at all.

I only ever play tibia and wow though

>>34228227
It's not that's why I'm going to walk away and do some weights
/homegymmasterracebutliveathomewithparents/

>>34228261
i should probably spend time losing weight and getting healthy but i decide to drink and smoke instead.

but good for you anon

>get a raise without asking for it
>proceed to get slammed cooking 3 things at once
I guess there's I reason why my chef felt like I deserved it

>>34228743
good for you man. thats awesome it filled me with joy that some other robot gets a little bit of happiness

>>34228826
I wouldn't say I am happy as I had to work seven days straight (which should be nothing for a cook but I am used to having decent scheduling) but I can be happy now that it is my day off

>>34228915
i feel you but a little extra money is never a bad thing.

having a shot for our days off robot brother. mine starts tomorrow

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>manager wants me to get promoted and trained as a supervisor
>it involves talking on the phone
>decline

>>34227837
Just got out of krispy kreme working. Man I love that job. It doesnt even feel like work. It literally feels like a day at school with friends and we just give out donuts between chat sessions

>>34228993
you got this anon.

more money for more cool stuffs

>>34229073
thats great man I need a job i dont hate to the core

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIFipY8hFpI

>>34229123
nope I don't got this, I will never be able to do anything more than bottom rung shit because I am lazy and irresponsible and socially retarded

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>Plan on going to Comic-Con in March
>Have to tell my Stacy bosses I need some time off
>They're going to ask why and I'm going to have to tell them it's for a nerd thing
fucking kill me

>>34229209
but i believe in you

>>34229372
hey. its socially acceptable to be a "nerd" now.
they wil understand

>meet grill, get first kiss from her, tell her my feelings
>I guess she doesnt feel same way, eventually everything goes to shit
>last time we texted was two weeks ago
>made her last month, feel like shit
>now, we only have 3 weeks left to talk to one another, but she doesnt want to speak to me anymore
>I just want to fix things and have a clear conscience so that I dont feel like a dick and feel like a better person

What do I do lads, I don't want to sound thirsty, neither clingy. Tomorrow we are possibly seeing one another. What do you guys think I should do?

I'm about to start a week off
I'm going to a smash bros tourney
I'm excited

>>34229804
forget about her 3d is overrated

>>34229809
hell yes that sounds awesome

>>34229809
Sounds awesome, have fun dude. Enjoy your time off.

>>34229836
Really though, Im passing robot levels and am a semi-normie. What do

>work at a shelter
>today had to put down sexually abused dog we failed at trying to rehabilitate

feels bad man

>>34229809
Enjoy anon, make sure you find someone to invite you for casuals at their place

>>34229902
>sexually abused?

The owners fucked it or made it reproduce until it just couldnt or...?

>>34229907
I'm meeting up with a bunch of mango fans

>decide to take a night class
>teacher is an angry Indian guy who does nothing but yell over a wordy PowerPoint for three hours straight
>bus doesn't show up for half an hour after said class lets out
>also have a 9:00 a.m. on Tuesdays
>on campus for 13 hours every Tuesday

wew lad

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>>34227837
Aight im telling you today was a fucked up day. Some bitch ass punk took the longboard i got myself for christmas. Looking ahead for tomorrow, its kind of a big day bc thats when I'll get to know if i got accepted in college.

>>34229923
They forced the dog to fuck a human for a long time, behaviorally fucked up the dog and make him literally unadoptable. The dog was seized because they're garbage humans that were being thrown in prison for like 10 different reasons besides that, so we would have had to take custody of the dog either way. I'm really sad it turned out this way

>>34227973
Played Eve for years. Did lots. Made good friends, made legit enemies.

Don't play Eve. It's vidya heroin. Better than real life so it replaces your life.

>>34229209
Anon, you have the right idea. I did the full cashier -> supervisor -> assistant manager -> general manager run and I will tell you 100% honestly that I was happier as a cashier than anything else.

Responsibility is bullshit. Never take a job where your phone could ring at any moment and you're responsible for fixing the problem on the other end. Just don't.

>>34229902
You in Canada?

>>34229876
bee yourself

>>34229902
thats fucking terrible anon

take it one step at at time and check your digits

>>34230024
best of luck to you pal

>>34230160
No, amerifat

>>34230190
trying to. Wouldn't be so bad if we hadn't spent so long trying to help him before accepting that he was a lost cause. Fuck those people

>>34230190
>take it one step at at time and check your digits
was meant for >>34230000

>>34230058
Behaviorally? Like made it aggressive or just starts humping every human it sees? Either way, thats some crazy shit you would only imagine.

>>34230190
But i mean, our history has been ups and downs. She told me she probably doesnt want to hang out with me anymore. I just want to fix shit, but i dont know man.

>>34230269
im this guy >>34230190 and thats just fucked dude i cant believe they did something like that long enough/ that bad to fuck up a dog

>>34230308
if she doesnt want to hang out then there is no fixing shit.. really just move on man its a lost cause that will bring nothing more than even more heartbreak to you.

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I only work part time but feel dread any time I have to go to work. I absolutely hate it and cannot fathom doing it full time. I'd rather just die. Today I'm just watching anime and playing vidiya but the fact that I only have one day off till I have to go back is already poisoning my night.

>Closing shift into morning shift

RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I just fucking got in and I have to go straight to bed.

>>34230382
i know that feel just dont think about it man

>>34230418
fuck that noise anon.. just think about that swweet money

>>34229372

You guys gotta stop overthinking shit man, no one cares unless you're a weirdo about it

>Be at work nothing fucking happening
>Decide to watch some guilty gear on twitch
>Pretty much everyone asks what it is, just straight up tell them without making a fuss
>Get a small crowd watching for a few moments
>They eventually move on

>>34230308
The second you bend down to pet him or did anything, he would latch into you with his paws/claws to the point of being and painful and ripping skin with his claws. Then immediately start humping aggressively and not stopping unless you literally pulled him off, which took two people to do since he was about a 65 lb dog. But when you tried doing this and not allowing him to continue he would become aggressive and you wouldn't be able to touch him

in addition to that he was generally really frantic/high strung in trying to find someone if he was alone, and extremely headshy. That's not supposing tho because these types usually beat their dogs too

Also the bone in his dick had been fractured numerous times over the years (due to fucking the wrong god damn species) and never healed properly so he was likely in pain, and an operation to fix it wasn't really feasible

>>34230321
I know. He was 7 and they allegedly got him at 6 months old. I want to puke thinking about that dog being abused for 6 1/2 years

>>34230418
How can you stand it man? I work in electronics and absolutely fucking dread being pulled to casheir even for a half hour. Find something else

>>34230466

11 bucks an hour, 33 hours a week, after taxes rapes it, it's not much.

>>34230350
I won't be texting her or anything. Im seeing her tomorrow because of a program we are in. I'm gonna play it cool and just kick back, see if things thaw. Im getting a Dodge Challenger for a few days. Should I call her when I got the new car?

>>34230518

Oh I'm plain clothes security/Doorguard, I will never ever stand behind a cash register. Ever.

>>34230507
Jesus fuck man. Thats insane. RIP puppers, didn't get a chance.

>>34230551
Oh not sure how I read cashier rather than closing but that's much better

>>34230503
>You guys gotta stop overthinking shit
That's literally my biggest problem in life

>>34230565
Yup, dogfuckers can burn

he was an American Bulldog, and the word is that they were looking to buy a husky puppy from their furfag friend. I'm just glad they got arrested in time

>>34230543
if she cares after you get a nice car she's not the girl you want anon

>>34230709
Well I mean, Im not gonna show her the car. She likes my Chevy. I think I said what I meant to say completely wrong.

When I got the Challenger, I'll be free for an entire weekend undisturbed. I just want to spend a few last moments and fix it all to the core before we go our own ways and possibly mever see one amother.

>>34230743
if she doesn't want it fixed it will never be fixed

>>34230805
Thats where I feel like im confused. She says she wants everything to be normal again, and I agreed. But it went totally opposite and it's been radio silence.

I should just grab a cigarette

>>34230845
"normal" means she doesn't want to deal with the situation anymore. she wants to go back to how it was before any of it happened.

just let it die

>>34230880
Fuck. Alright alright. Ill grab a cigarette and listen to The Smiths. Ill stick to strip clubs and snapchat

>>34230906
i mean dont go into a slump over it anon.. if she really wanted (and was worth the time) she would help you make things better. it has to be a joint effort. but if shes not willing there is no need in trying

Satisfying day in the workshop, got a bit of overtime for some extra spending money. Got a fresh load of groceries and cooked a new pot of anon-certified protein gruel. About to go plug a couple hours of training then could really go some relaxed tunes and a couple games of chess. That mid-week drink doesn't sound like too bad an idea either

All up, cruising pretty well

>>34230937
I feel man. I just dont understand why we cuddled and shared a cigarette and had a meaningful conversation about it all. Then she ignores me the next night in person, then we are cold.

I'm chill, just has me thinking. Im talking to other girls though

>>34230983
glad its going good for you man

>>34230985
>shared a cig
>meaningful conversation

this obviously means more to you than it does her

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>anon, i need you to come in early tomorrow

>>34231139
>answering a call/text from work when you aren't there clocked in

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>>34227837
>be me
>wagekek at mcdicks
>working in the fries station
>dont put a lot fries in the fryer because is somewhat slow today, so there isn't a lot fries there
>suddently there is a lot costumers now
>there isn't enough fries
>ohshit.jpg
>at the same time the manager pass by me and see there is not enough fries
>starts yelling at me, telling shit to me in front of co workers, costumers and shift manager (a female)
>because of fucking fries
>feel humiliated
>when hes done with his bullshit, he takes his stuff and goes home
>I stand there with a sad look on my face
>shift manager sees and try to confort me, telling me to forget about this and to just be cool and dont feel bad
>tell her thanks
>come home and type this

I REALLY hate this job

>>34232502
Get a new job anon

>>34232502
>Be working at rubbish dump
>Supervisor tells me to go and help in the salvage yard
>Do just that
>Boss rolls up
"OI WHAT THE FUCK R U DOIN OVER HERE I DONT MAKE ANY MONEY OFF THIS SHIT FUCKING GET OVER AND DO THE OTHER STUFF"
>"Ok"
>Stand around and do nothing for the rest of the day

Boring.

>slept from 7am to 3:30pm
>gave my ex-boss a call
>went to the office and had a couple cigarettes with him
>ended up driving him home and he transferred me some money for a project I recently completed
>went home afterward
>slept for another few hours and got hit with a sleep paralysis episode
>drove to the university library at about 9:30pm
>spent a couple hours working on freelance writing assignments and then went home
>currently home

>>34230418
I usually do that Tuesday nights/Wednesday mornings, although yesterday I did an earlier shift so it's not so bad this time around

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>Boss asks if I want to move to meat to make $2 more/hour
>Tells me I'll have to ear a hairnet for really long hair
>Bring the one I have home try to get all of my hair inside
>Try it multiple ways and take pics
>In every picture I look dumb as fuck
How do I make this shit work?

>>34234346
You stop caring, because 2 extra dollars per hour sounds pretty worth it.

>>34232502
>tell her thanks
>come home and fap

I made your story funnier

Just found this and I'm lovin it

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hqki1kkjZJw

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>only have tonight off this week
I'm going to make it count by being a lazy fuck.

>>34232502
There's something deeply wrong with many of the people who supervisor menial work type employees. It's like a license to be a total cunt

>>34234648
>come home and fap

I did tho

>>34227837
wageslaves, why do you stick with your job that you hate so much? is there anything stopping you to change your job?

>>34236770


The fact that jobs do not grow on trees and there is no insurance that you will find another one next month.
It is called slavery for a reason, you pretty much are stuck there because you still have bills to pay.
NEETs do not get this because they can not imagine a world without mum and dad paying for every insurance, food, internet, electricity, water, heater, gasoline, clothes, gym membership, phone, the roof over your head and some personal pleasures.

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>>34236983
This. Us non-NEET robots have expenses to deal with.

>>34236983
>he fell for the insurance meme

lol@ ur wallet kiddo

>>34238057
>non-NEET robots
Oxymoron

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>>34227837
I'm playing Tales of Symphonia while I'm waiting for my onahole to arrive in the mail later today. Then I plan to masturbate until I have to go to work.

>tfw you get a crush on a qt co-worker

How do I make this stop?

Luckily I got over the last one after I discovered she was a single mother, but it keeps happening.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVVCavjaltM

Work at McDicks, like to listen to this when I feel down.

>>34239095
I know this feel Fampire. I never realised how QT most Polish women are until I started work at my place. I also found out the one English lass I had a crush on did crack which just made me like her more

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>>34228227
Tibia? Started playing on Dolera recently. If you, or anyone else for that matter, read this then hit me up! Would be comfy to play some.

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>>34239375
My name's Sir Tornstrom by the way.