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Interracial relationships is such a beautiful thing! 2017-01-19 04:43:42 Post No.34265104
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Interracial relationships is such a beautiful thing!
Retarded frog
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Skip to 5:19, made me all smiling a giggling, how cute : ' )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9-W4si08Zk
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>>34265104
Look what she did to her daughters.
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They could have grown up to be sweet, feminine asian women with long silky black hair. But no. Muh BBC.
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>b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but muh BIG BLACK COCK!
Anonymous
Who /cant watch happy endings/ here? 2017-01-19 04:43:23 Post No.34265097
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Who /cant watch happy endings/ here?
Anonymous
2017-01-19 04:43:23
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Who /cant watch happy endings/ here?
>be me last night
>watching the Regular Show finale
>Pops dies
>Upset, but not that badly.
>Everyone splits up
>Even Morcecai and Rigby go their separate ways.
>Skip 25 years
>They all have families of their own.
>Tfw I'm Mordecai's age when the show started.
>Tfw no happy ending for me
HELP
This is the ending if you want to see what I'm talking about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkSaPs4FXY0&t=195s
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>>34265097
you can start getting better by not watching cartoons aimed at kids and 20 year old hipsters
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>>34265114
I've been watching since I was 2010. Leave me alone.
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>>34265146
Since 2010*
I don't know about any of you but once you like a group of characters for 7 years, you get attached.
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why don't robots masturbate, watch anime and shitpost on 4chan all day?
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Because they're teenagers from reddit who prefer to mass orbit e-celebs and cry about their high school crushes.
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I do fap some times
anime is mostly shit and I don't bother to download or stream or however the fuck you get them gook shows on your PC of the few animes that sound interesting to me
and shitposting is my #1 hobby. I barely play video games these days
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>>34265046
Because they have jobs and social lives
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itt "Red flags" for your own gender
>she's over 25 and doesn't have at least one kid
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>>34265036
>she's over 25 and doesn't have at least one kid
If she's not completely insane, she's a unicorn. Club her over the head and drag her back to the cave before someone else gets to her first.
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....lolwut?
I'm a chick, and I despise children. I don't give a fuck if other women don't have children. In fact, I feel happy for them. Children are financial parasites that ruin your life.
Shit bait thread though, OP. You're an obvious dude.
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>I'm a girl btw
>the thread
>fapping
>grab shitty thin sock
>datnut.jpg
>x8 a day
>2 day bender
>sock is soaked
>think to myself "i could wring this out rite now"
>do it for the lels
>a surprising amount of shit actually comes out and the sound of it hitting my porcelain sink is amazing
>such is life in the basement
what do y'all do with your cum?
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i eat it, but I live with three other dudes and I'm getting paranoid about them connecting the dots that I have no tissues in my trash can and I don't spend suspicious amounts of time in the bathroom. I have these bamboo reusable towels that I've been thinking about spunking into but it seems like a waste to throw them out. If I buy tissues now will it be even more suspicious?
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>>34265437
>no tissues
>no awkward long time in the bathroom
>nothing to be suspicious about
u good anon
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>>34265495
but if you KNOW somebody's gotta masturbate and there's none of the common normie-grade evidence isn't that a little weird? Then again I always wonder if I'm expecting too much surveilance and analysis from everyone
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What have you done in the past 24 hours to improve your life and work towards health and happiness?
Or do you do nothing to improve your lot in life and just spend every day complaining about unfair it is on a congolese cross-stitching imageboard?
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I sold my ps3 and put the money in my savings
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Did a small workout yesterday evening with my gf. Some situps with 10kg weight and some planks.
>inb4 normie scum
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They say the devil's water ain't so sweet, you don't have to drink right now.
But you can dip your feet, every once in a little while.
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Reminder that karma is real and wrongdoing always comes back to you threefold
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clearly it isn't real dude, do you believe in ghosts too? lol
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That's why i stay away from trouble by being a shutin :^)
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>>34264941
It is not real just because you want it to be real.
Anonymous
How I became the biggest of my village (apology for poor english) 2017-01-19 04:30:53 Post No.34264883
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Well, I'll start by saying that I was not always the biggest in my village. Formerly the biggest was Chico of the stable. He was the greatest, and he had everything to be the greatest, because first he worked in the stable, so soon he had a dream job. Then all the things he had: It was a guy who smelled a lot of manure, he was burping too loud, it was not worth riding with ribbons, he was a shor doctor. Then he was a man who got very well drunk, his father was drunk, so he was one of those boys who are born with the tail to the moon and who are ready to have their whole life.
> So when did you become the biggest in your village anon?
Good question, let's go then.
> to be me
> To organize the feast of our village in honor of our lady of the remedies
> The time comes
> throw rocket
> The rocket stays in the hand, pumba, it was the arm pro galheiro
> And the chico "atao you did not unplug the rocket my beast? You should have detached"
> It's all malta: "For it is oh albertino, you are a beast"
> And I "I'm a beast, is it to unravel the rocket? I gave 20 euros for each rocket and I deslargo no? Able to land where I know where. No no it cost money I wanna see them blast off. Who is the beast now?"
> and they "Eh pa really you are that you are a beast oh chico of the stable"
>and you became the biggest?
no, lets not burn etapes
(to be continue)
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But no more of that mariquice of unraveling the rockets at the party, from then on everyone would break out the rockets as I will. Both the ze one-handed, the miguel one-handed, the manel one-handed, and vitor one-handed and one-legged that besides rockets burst rabear tail and went in the middle of it to see if it broke well pumba of the knee down finished the victor
One day, I'm going on the street.
I see the Chico coming towards me.
> Every buck as I say I'm going to give you a shove I'll turn you
> Is it? So I'm not going to turn aside, let's find a find to see who gets worse.
> I stayed the same, the same
> he was all crippled
> "You saw my fool, did you see who is the strongest?"
> "It's okay, but I was going to walk and you drive"
> "Apologies"
> and you became the biggest?
no, do you want to hear the story or?
Good.
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>Tfw you will never be the biggest of the village
Anyone know where I can buy a sturdy rope?
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> 2 years ago I was again organizing the party in honor of our lady of remedies
> And I for me: this rockets really is beautiful but is for kids. our lady deserves more and better
> I called a friend my sergeant in the troop
> Listen pa, can you give me a missile or so?
> To attack a country?
> No, here in honor of our lady
> Ah good is that if it was for a country we have the exclusive of it
> Oh albertino you gave me a bottle of bagasse in March I do not like to be owed favors to anyone. when you want, Ill give you the missile, now theres a box of them, our lieutenant also one minus one doesnt mind
> And so it was
> I go pick up the missle, arrive at the party
> I throw the missile
> Just that the missile is not like the rocket, it shoots out of the hand that a guy never sees it
> The missile goes to the church bell, is playing 10 minutes, plim, plim, very beautiful
> Ricochets and goes to the stable
> 14 cows died and 7 gravely injured, therefore it was spectacle
> That was when you became the biggest of your village anon?
No. That was yesterday
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>when it hits you just how really ugly you are
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>>34264855
Every day I'm reminded constantly. I avoid mirrors but I can't avoid the disgust and aversion people show towards my very existence. First it made me feel bad, but now it just makes me angry. I'm ignored even when I'm correct or helping others out. I am never respected. I constantly fantasize about killing myself and killing others too, just because it's so unfair that I suffer and they don't, that they look down on me, that all my suffering means nothing.
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>when you realise you are stupid.
This happened to me few years after school. Realised I was only slightly above the retads in my class.
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>>34265057
That's a tough one. I didn't come to grips with how retarded I was until I was in my twenties. I actually at one point fancied myself as being very intelligent, but I am positive that if I were to take an IQ test I'd have a score similar to a mentally challenged person.
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Why aren't you compensating for your uglyness by gitting gud?
Being ugly is a blessing that prevents you from partaking in hedonism or be happy with a family without lots of work. Pick related.
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>>34264792
Femanon here
That guy's pretty handsome imo
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getting good at what, I don't understand
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>>34264792
Idk man, this guy seems pretty classically handsome. His getup looks a little out-of-style by today's standards, but that's because it's an old-ass photo.
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post 6/10 girls you would still love to date
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>>34264755
Gross, thats easily a 3.
Pic related is barely a 6
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I would love to bang her brains out
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>>34264779
I want to live on your planet, anon, where the women are infinitely superior to those here on earth.
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>be me
>day off today
>decide to play video games
>met this qt at work
>she flirts with me I flirt back
>added her on normiebook but never talked to her cause I don't use it that much
>random text notification
>Stacy
>nervouspepe.jpg the fuck is going on?
>conversation on screenshot happen
>she calls me
>h-hey Stacy, what's up?
>hey anon, are you ready? Give me your most honest opinion
>she starts singing I start laughing
>anon don't laugh you asshole
>keep mocking her
>she gives up singing and we start talking about random shit
>we have the same days off, apparently both of us losers never have anything to do on their days off
>I agree and based on /r9k/ mentality I should ask her out but I don't wanna sound desperate even though I am fucking desperate
What should I do, anons? Ask her out or give it time so I don't sound like a desperate creeper?
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Give it time, let it naturally progress. Clearly it's already on track to being a good thing, so don't ruin that.
Also fuck you and fuck off you fucking piece of shit faggot cunt FUCK
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>>34264726
Do you want to. Ask her out.
That is literally what being yourself is. Doing the first thing that comes to mind.
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Sure go for it but keep in mind if anything goes wrong with this chick you may end up having to find a new job
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Robot discord here.
Chat, hang out, we play games on table top sim sometimes. Thinking of putting together a regular anime stream night.
https://discord.gg/z9dxx
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>>34264723
Wanna join, but have a roommate. Woe is me.
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>>34264795
Join anyway. Not like we use voice chat outside of games.
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Also 420chan exists still
https://discord.me/420chan
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The middle is shit
>Too dumb for a smart job like Doctor, Lawyer etc. Too smart for a dumb job like Cashier
>Not attractive enough to get a qt, too attractive to settle for an uggo
>Too socially awkward to be cool, not socially awkward enough to not want friends
>Not mental enough to be a weirdo, not normal enough to be normie
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That guy in the pic isn't a cyborg though.and neither are you
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>>34264674
I'm tall, conventionally attractive and smart enough for pharma.
Being a psycho kinda trumps 80% your social value though.
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>>34264687
>noun
>a fictional or hypothetical person whose physical abilities are extended beyond normal human limitations by mechanical elements built into the body.
Prophet wasn't a cyborg but Alcatraz is.
Who /failedatmovingout/ here?
>have roomate and pretty much my only friend
>live on our own for a year
>he turns into a drug addict and his parents cut him off
>he starts pawning his stuff for money
>realize he pawns my stuff all my vidya is gone
>walk down to close by retro game store manager is shady about it
>see all my games in a stack on counter all conviently the exact ones I had plus some old gameboy and original pokemons
>threaten to call the police
>he makes me buy back everything he bought it for
>says the pokemon games were in perfect condition and he already sold them to a collector
>;_;
>kick roomate out
>cant afford rent on my own
>no other friends or contacts as possible roomates
>too scared to get a normie a chad or another drug addict off craigslist
>have to break lease and move back in with mummy soon
Welp robots I have utterly failed. Any advice? What kind of retribution can I act on my former friend or the scummy vidya shop?
Any other failed move outs here?
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>>34264631
It's your own fault for relying on your roommate in the first place.
Next time move into a place you can afford on your own, like a basement suite. If you want to have roommates that's fine, but make sure you can afford the rent on your own as well just in case.
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>>34264747
Where do you live anon?
Oreginsl
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>>34264631
I moved out for 3 months before losing my job and having to move back in.
Some stupid affirmative action nigger hire cost me my job, fucking micro-managing spearchucker.