>fapping >grab shitty thin sock >datnut.jpg >x8 a

i eat it, but I live with three other dudes and I'm getting paranoid about them connecting the dots that I have no tissues in my trash can and I don't spend suspicious amounts of time in the bathroom. I have these bamboo reusable towels that I've been thinking about spunking into but it seems like a waste to throw them out. If I buy tissues now will it be even more suspicious?

>>34265437
>no tissues
>no awkward long time in the bathroom
>nothing to be suspicious about

u good anon

>>34265495
but if you KNOW somebody's gotta masturbate and there's none of the common normie-grade evidence isn't that a little weird? Then again I always wonder if I'm expecting too much surveilance and analysis from everyone

>>34265630
Just claim you do it in the shower if they ask

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>>34265777
we share a shower, that's rude.

>>34265630
Yeah the thought wouldn't even occur to them that you might eat it lmao

I just nut on my pubes, let it dry, and shower later

Empty water bottles.

>>34266184
I want to cum in half full water bottle and try to keep alive my sea men

>>34265630
dude trust me

they arent thinking about ur masturbation habits as much as you think they are

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>>34265846
"hey bro for some reason we wondered what you do with your cum?"

>>i fap in the shower
vs
>>i eat my cum

"ewww you fap in our shower??!?"

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A-any more guys eat their own cum? That's a major turn on for me

My first trip to /r9k/

No wonder you guys are made fun of what the fuck

>>34266602
I've done it a couple of times but it doesnt do much because the moment I've nutted it stops seeming hot.