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>200,000 fine
>2 years in jail
>>>>dishonorable discharge

What's the best branch for a robot to join?

>>34294080
Any of them really.

If you're able to get into the military you are NOT a robot.

>being white
>vapid, boring and small dick

honestly, any race is better than whites nowadays (except pajeets)

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>I will always be a robot, because whites and blacks cannot be robots

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>>34293299
Pajeet here,

Fuck you

>>34293245
Beat up her boyfriend

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dude, have you tried negging?

also, check her microexpressions. you got this in the bag. The bf is just an obstacle.

>>34293245
Just move on dude. I know it's hard but ya gotta move on and find someone else.

>>34293142
Id quite honestly sage this tread

>i can handle this one
>get on knees
>zulu nigger is confused
>kiss boo boo
>AYO NIGGA U GAY OR SUMN?
>open my mouth
>absorb his 14 inch snake
>find it funny because i have a cock in my mouth and he has nothing and yet still cannot speak
>eventually his tip touches my uvuela
>vomit all over dick
>NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK!
>"i-i made ur dick a lighter color, the boo boo is gone"
>MAN FUK THIS PLACE
>i always win

>>34293142
Man John Persons is racist. Look at the fucking golly face that black dude has.

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she is just so perfect

>>34293121
I dunno, man. I'd rather fuck her and keep her as a sex toy.

Say it with me;
Mrs. 46th president of the United States.

>that kid who would smile and laugh at everything mean to him because he was too shy or nervous to do anything about something
that was me and is still me

>>34293113
That's a shit recreation desu

>>34293113
that kid was me

oriigonal

>>34293092
You can make tulpa waifu fucking retard

>>34293120
whats a tulpa I am not a wise man also not OP

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>>34293092
Sucks to be you faggot. Trump took office today and he is making anime real.

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>see my grandpa
>can't stop thinking about jacking off

>trying to jerk off
>patriotic feelings and thoughts of God emperor Donald j trump bring me to orgasm

>>34293063

What did he mean by this?

GRAND DAD
FLEENSTONES?

>>34292993
I live in a different town literally 1000 KM away
My family thinks i have friends
and that i occasionally date
and have a decent job

in reality i have none of those things
i might get evicted if i don't pay the next months rent.


>how upset and suicidal I am.
why anon. whats wrong, tell us

>>34292993
They don't think about me. My father has never been with us and my mom never talked to me. So it's kind of a plus actually, because they don't worry. I am, however, dying inside because of how lonely I am.

>not being open with your parents

I blew up at my mum once because she kept calling me handsome and I told her im not and to stop coddling me and she was really beat up about it, since then i've been open about my depression and anxiety and shes quite chill about everything now.

She still calls me handsome but thats because I spend most of my time looking into a mirror when im depressed because I find a comfort in being able to see myself.

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Do they desire the BWC and getting BLEACHED?

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>>34292959
it's their natural instinct famalam

>>34292978
This tbqh desu fampilia

>>34292925
I remember imaging I was a cook and throwing wood chips in puddles. I would add gross and other things around the park. Never became a chef tho

>>34292968
yeah, I never became super sayian goku either

I had two friends in primary school. One was this really tiny skinny kid and the other was a big fat dude, which looking back is hilarious.

Anyways the second the bell rang for morning tea/lunch, we instantly turned into zombies. We would then spend the entire break walking around as zombies, moaning, biting other kids, trying to infect everyone we could. No one else played along, they just tried to avoid us and thought we were weird.

We all went to highschool together, too, but I decided to stop playing zombies and they didn't.
They both moved highschools after 1 year. Don't know what happened to them.

I go outside 5 minutes a week

>>34292921

yes , i have job , and before did , i used to go looking for jobs , or just the city .

>>34292921
same here op
anyone else who goes out more than us is a norman

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjEwsooNHoc

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>>34292847

Heres a quick rundown on them:
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Selected by aliens to be the forefathers of a new age of life on Earth
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Diplomas from the Intergalactic University of Saturn
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

>>34293093
Shit...reaIIy activates the neurons...damn...

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>>34292844
Yes this is the face of god emperor Trump.

>>34292868

*president of the United States of America Donald j trump

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At least post 'em when they're in their prime.

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>tfw no matter how well I hide, they always find me

>>34292772
that would be perfect.
I fantasize about just disappearing off into the wilderness where no one can find me and either surviving or dying miserably. But simply ceasing to exist would be fantastic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZq_jeYsbTs
I'm not here, this isn't happening.