>trying to jerk off >can't stop thinking about my grandpa

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>see my grandpa
>can't stop thinking about jacking off

>trying to jerk off
>patriotic feelings and thoughts of God emperor Donald j trump bring me to orgasm

>>34293063

What did he mean by this?

GRAND DAD
FLEENSTONES?

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>>34293063
>trying to jerk off
>have to think of my grandad

What did he mean by this?

>>34293063
>Trying to jerk off
>Think about Charlie Brown
>Think about Chad
>Boner is lost
>Think about lost
>Imagine being lost on an island with Stacey or Audrey
>Boner comes back
>Allison is there
>She brought her pet Cat
>There's a duck
>And a Cow
>Tyrone and Isaiah are there
>The sand on the beach is mostly quartz
>There's a conch shell
>Everyone is engaging in promiscuous activities except for me and this one guy who shows up named Cameron
>He's not gay
>We start collecting seashells
>We find some ambergris
>Think about selling it
>We collect some rocks and play mancala
>I get a boner for no reason
>I go off and jerk off alone

>>34293902
this is my average thought pattern, it happens over the course of about 3-4 seconds though. constantly at this speed always. I have to drown it out, either by doing one thing and focusing on it or otherwise drugs and alcohol.