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useless retarded phoneposter

sage

nice big titty

>>34325471
I can't lift due to the absurdly high risk of developing a hernia in my family, is that enough of an excuse to be a skeleton rather than /fit/?

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>>34325444

I love b8t pics but I haven't done a lot of them.

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Orugggggg

>>34325444
Femanon here. I think it's so sad you guys use images instead of properly communicating.

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just need to see the muscle definition.....almost there.....

>>34325427
For what anon?

Dksowlwlapxjjsksbszlwixkbwkw in hi X's cricket I'm show on Oni on ink skkw

>>34325550
i don't know exactly.... so i can like how i look... to feel good...... so people think better of me..... so boys actually look at me...

>>34325269
This
I think I would have to shit post about happy couples instead lmao

>>34325269
Only faggots are pro censorship.

Although >>34325296 is right. I would LOVE it if porn was banned secretly, I don't watch porn so there is only benefits for me.

>no more BLACKED spam on /tv/
>no more trap faggots posting on literally every board I go on

It would be awesome

>>34325263
Because I want to live on a boat but getting the license to sail and all would be hard and I don't even have money. I wonder if it's hard to have fake identifications for that stuff? It's mostly about being taxed for everything, so who do I have to pay hmmmm.

where to go? and what business could I possibly have there? how I feel about going someplace just for the sake of it

>>34325425

Why register when you'll be living in the ocean?

>>34325248

What do you think of memes anon ?

>>34325286
Nice try Pepe! I know that's you, PREPARE TO DIE!

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This has been a long time coming you son of a bitch. Tell me how this feels.

At first I ran through my head to try and see if you were one of my friends we are in such a similar scenario then I realized your grammar was too good so that blew that out of the water. To answer your question you either find a girl who doesn't hate you or get used to isolation and loneliness and mark the date on your calendar a few years down the road that you decide to ventilate your cranium

>>34325239
Well, what's your situation? How similar to mine is your own?

>>34325306
Well to start all the friends I had except 2 have left me due to my issues with drugs and anger while under the influence. The ones I do have both have girls, one of which is an insufferable troglodyte so I can't handle being around her dense ass. I also can't socialize and I actively avoid it if I can, I don't get drunk but I pop excessive amounts of benzos which magnifies my anger and depersonalization. Instead of learning skills that will help me meet people I learned useless shit like hunting. I have no hope to meet a woman and I have accepted this. I have told myself if I reach 25 and still haven't found a purpose it's out with the grey matter and in with the lead.

>>34325093
>Should I do it?

NO, I dont like those odds

Cops being turds regarding creepos past midnight turns me off of nightwalks.

>>34325093
bring an umbrella and wear earbuds. problem solved

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>Tfw normies can somehow feel perfectly happy in life
>You can't even imagine being like that

How do they do it

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>>34325090

Calm down anon. What's wrong, tell us.

>>34325090
>severe body dysmorphia
What? How?

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>>34325058
I didn't reply after this last message cause I didn't know what to say

wew

so you were just a failed normal the whole fucking type huh wise guy

>>34325082
cover her number
you dumb fuck

>>34324970

quiet brooding alpha w violent outbursts and dark past is the KEY redpill

>>34324970
aloof, distant fathers

>>34324970
they just saw drive for the first time and think acting autistic will get them the succ

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Joke's on you this is my 7th picture

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>>34324967
pls let me go

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If this was for real I would have welcomed the sweet release of death.

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10/10 innie virgin or bust

>>34324950
>9/10 hand on a stove or 4/10 not putting your hand on a stove
Thinking.

>>34324950
i would like to see the difference between a 4/10 innie and a 10/10 innie
all innies look the same

>5'5

It is all about picking your battles. Unless you are athletic as fuck you aren't gonna get a turbo stacey but they aren't the only pretty girls in the world.

2 of the chicks I have been with were taller than me, 3 if we count in heels. They always seem suprised when I tell them my height because I don't carry myself like a short person and don't make it my entire fucking identity.

I literally had a girl and her bff laugh when I told them how tall I was and then the taller one sucked me off twice in one night.

Height isnt so important when they're on their knees in front of you.

>>34325096
Youre a special case. What makes you so confident? All my short friends behave like beta fucks when im out with them

>>34325163
So I never just go up and ask a girl out, for one. Especially in a club or whatever, that's Chad's game and I suck at it.

But the best way to meet girls is through other girls. So my sister for example, I get to know her mates. Find out who is single.

Then when you are interacting with them, you pay attention to them, talk directly to them instead of the group, but also don't come across desperate. Like if she is in conversation with someone else, jumping in isnt usually a good idea because then you look like an asshole.

Come across as a person worh getting to know. If there is a discussion about anything- music, movies, tv? All that normie shit. Have an opinion and defend that opinion. Don't just agree with her, she has guys falling over herself to agree with her.

If height is a dealbreaker you won't even get that far so just write that shit off and don't dwell. I can't blame someone for having a physical preference when I am not gonna be dating a fat girl.

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Women. I hate women. Women are the originators of deception. There pretty faces are meant to hide there vicious deceptivness. Women are stupid and cowardly. Women are incapable of using critical thinking. Women are mean spirited. Women go out of there way to cause harm. When I use the word hard it can mean emotional or psychological harm. Women enjoy playing mind games; yet when the tables are turned they are quick to portray the victim. Women are contemptable, undeserving of pity. Maliciously they deceive for whatever obscure inert reason likely outside the bounds of logistical thinking. Women need to be radically altered or destroyed.

>>34324897
>tfw the *fembots* will probably invade this thread and spew out their bullshit.

>>34325497
*harm

Correcting error