I became chadask me anything. If youre taller than 5'6

>image.jpg
useless retarded phoneposter

sage

nice big titty

>>34325471
I can't lift due to the absurdly high risk of developing a hernia in my family, is that enough of an excuse to be a skeleton rather than /fit/?

I'm already a mental wreck, friendo, I'm incapable of sustaining a healthy relationship with other people.

>>34325471
>fake boobs

(puke) how do you people like this stuff?

>>34325471
>not deformed mentally or physically
I mean I have some pretty bad depression issues and the fat in my face certainly doesn't do me any favors but I suppose that doesn't count as an excuse.

So tell me Chad-like, how does it feel socializing with qt girls? You don't analyze everything you and her are doing, right? It just...flows to you? Naturally?

>>34325471
I'm taller than 5'6 and not deformed, what should be my first step to becoming a normie?
Right now I'm a total loser with no friends who has never even talked to a girl

>>34325471
>If youre taller than 5'6
time to get the rope i guess

>>34325471
Is 5'7 ok, or is that pushing it?

>>34325507
you can still eat healthy do body weight work and run or play sports

>>34325471
>tfw i once was chad
>now fat
>a coward
>can't socialize for some reason
what happened?I was once happy,but now i am just...pathetic.

File: flat,800x800,075,f.jpg (99KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 600x800px

>>34325471
>If youre taller than 5'6
mfw 5'7

im 6'2. height doesn't matter, all that matters is your face and hair.

>>34325570
I overthink quite a bit when im talking to peoplebut once the initial awkward phase is over thinks usually start to flow better

>>34325568
Everything about her is fake, the tits, the tattoos, even the saliva drooling out of her stupid mouth.....it's corn syrup, same stuff they used in the movie Alien.

How do you actually meet these girls. Like, how do you find situations to talk to them that aren't forced or weird?

Good god thats a bad tit job. They look like cannons.

>>34325880
If you think that's bad, look at what they did to Mia Khalifa.

>>34325880
You get what you pay for. If you spend less than quintuple digits you're not getting something too great.

>>34325471
Sauce source name of the girl ???

>>34325694
I do that but girls aren't attracted to lean guys.

File: fuckingfatasses.png (7KB, 636x216px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 636x216px

>>34326017
gee, I wonder why

man the harpoons

>>34325787
Nigga, with that kinda attitude, you'd be lucky to get dick from the prison bull, let alone any pussy whatsoever.

>>34326141
>give me the fucking sauce

>>34326123
thats fucking gross. the average woman is 166 lbs. and none of that is muscle. and most women are short. just fucking blubber and fat. and yet they still have such big egos.

>>34325676
Thats on the borderline

>>34326141
i need to fap for her, give me the source kek

I want to fuck this fake bimbo bitch

>>34326017
Lol no you're just ugly

>>34326184
obesity in murica is a gross crisis.

File: 79af6b3bc5b23131ace1d835c402fa444ebd7cfc574c6b040665280337e74d7e.jpg (37KB, 496x281px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 496x281px

>>34326201
me too ill pay anytjing i just want a qt girl like this omg god i will do to her everything

>>34325740
im 6'2 and have an okay face and girls have complimented my hair...still khv

>>34326123
A girl I like is probably around that weight, maybe around 140 but she's 5'11 so I think that's OK.

File: BloodMountain.png (236KB, 720x380px) Image search: [Google]

236KB, 720x380px

>>34325471
heres the source
twitte. com/thewetvagina?lang=en

>>34326474
>not just linking it normally
twitter.com/thewetvagina?lang=en

27
Never dated anybody
Never even really text any women
Whenever I try to flirt around I get incredibly stilted
KV
Decent looking, Great job, workout/play a sport, funny and have some friends

Where should I start

>>34327229
Not OP, but let your friends know you're looking to get into the game and maybe they'll know some single women and set you up.

A lot of relationships are built through mutual friends.

19
>pseudo NEET
>Lost job
>Going to my second semester of college
>No friends or communication with people
>Spend all time in room
>Crippling social axiety
>Lazy
>Skelly
>Autistic tier social skills

>>34326017
Sorry, man, you're just ugly or undesirable in some other way (like being autism or poor or just socially inept in general).

Everyone prefers lean people... unless you're legit skelly skellington. Are you? But even then it's not so much about you being lean, but about you looking like a total weakling.

No one wants to be with a man they think to be weak.

File: Untitled.png (2MB, 1520x854px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1520x854px

>>34326174
>>34326192
I could but I don't want to.

>>34325471
Girls don't date socially awkward dudes with no job and no car

>>34325471

Do I have to work out?

Really, though, just write a step by step guide.

File: wew.png (265KB, 440x333px) Image search: [Google]

265KB, 440x333px

Sacrilegious desu senpai.