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im sitting here, listening to sad music and i started feelings feels.
Have you guys ever loved someone and had them love you back unconditionally? Without a doubt in your mind that they might not love you back?
Whats that like... Thats something i really want to feel. It keeps me going and gives me hope, i know its stupid but i need something. I've been in love 2 times, and the feelings i felt when with the girl were something out of this world. I cant imagine what it would feel like if i actually got together with her and have her love me back with all her heart.

Anyone here experience that? Please share.
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I make sure to not feeling love anymore.

Love is too painful.
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>>34336809
Not really. I was attracted a little to someone in 9th grade but my parents relationship taught me early on that romantic love is bullshit and not really worth the time. Honestly the last time I felt actual fully positive feelings for was when my grandfather died back in 2012. I hope he's at peace wherever he is. Aside from that though I've either been neutral or hostile to pretty much everyone, and even before granddads death that was mostly how I rolled.
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>>34336809
Unless you know someone inside and out, and they know you then love can be said to have never taken place, only fanciful ideation of what it would be like with that particular person

Stop confusing infatuation with love and you might actually find it anon. Good luck

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I have a new waifu.
Alison Lohman in "Tricks"
She is such a perfect little qt i just want to hug her.
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i want to be like her
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My waifu shot the fucking prick.
Hell yeah!
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>>34336794
I love that movie, and yeah she's adorable. Isn't it called Matchstick Men?

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NO MORE MANLET MOCKING.

The only way to stop the cruel mocking of manlets is to rise up and enslave the tall ones. Once they are broken and made to bow before us, they will mock us no more.

RISE UP MANLETS. TAKE BACK WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY OURS
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>rise
good meme little guy.
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>>34336724
>rise up
You cannot.
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>>34336724
He's angry, how cute

>Tonight Chad took me out for "bro's night" cause i overheard mommy telling him to
>Mommy said I needed male bonding and that she wanted Chad to take more of a father figure role
>It wasn't until we were in the car that Chad dropped the bomb that we weren't going to Wendies but to a new restaurant, Chad's favorite restaurant
>I reeee'd and stamped my feet and punched the dash. Chad told me to shut the fuck up or he would kick me out of his car and leave me in the snow
>I didn't bring any shoes, and I was really hungry from all my reee, so I decided to humor Chad until tendies were delivered
>I slide the back of my sweatpants down and made a little poo smear on Chad's cloth seat
>It was dark, so Chad had no idea my 300lbs+ was permanently grinding the runny poo deep into his car upholstery
>Chad rolled down the window and told me to stop farting in his car
>As we pulled into the restaurant parking lot i saw it was called Hooters
>Not a good sign. Tendies come from chickens, not owls
>"Order me my tendies", I told Chad
>Chad said he would also order me a beer too since I was over 30 but I said "no, choccy milk".
>He told me the don't have choccy milk so i reee'd a weak little reeee cause I was extremely famished and anyway they had Mountain Dew. Maybe this place wasn't too bad.
>WRONG.
>The tendies promised weren't tendies at all. THEY HAD BONES!
>I flung the nasty bonies and began to reeee and reeee harder than I had ever ree'd that night
>"I WANT TENDIES! I WANT TENDIES! I WANT TENDIES!"
>"TAKE ME TO WENDY'S NOW OR I'LL TELL MOMMY YOU TOOK ME TO A STRIP CLUB!"
>Someone said "Get him out of here. He stinks like shit and he's not wearing any shoes"
>They were talking about Chad, but Chad was wearing shoes. Even the people at this restaurant were stupid
>Chad put me in the back seat and took me home, but not after going through the Wendy's drive through
>Checkmate. eating my tendies right now as I type this and I can hear mommy and Chad yelling at each other upstairs
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>>34336716
>someone actually took time to write this
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Is Chad fucking your mom?
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>>34336768
That's how I read it. His Step-Chad-Daddy.

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>tfw chronically ill and living on scraps of benefits with my parents with no friends or prospects and no interests
>just the sickness

Make it end, I even kind of envy all you video game or anime guys but I just can't be into that anymore.

I just have my cats
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>>34336664
I'm sorry anon
What are your cats names? Pics?
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>>34336664
Tell me about yourself anon. What's your name? What condition do you have?

I found R9K because my cousin/nest friend used to browse here a lot before he died of Ewings Sarchoma. You guys were his only friend, I read all the posts in his voice
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hope you get better soon anon, my heart goes out to you no matter who you are <3

Also try smoking/eating weed It will make you feel alot better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4JDQ2y2B9s

Are you too beta?

How do you feel about her points?
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I got to about a minute in before turning it off. A girl like that naturally makes me want to choke her and fuck her ruthlessly leaving her vagina and ass gaping and dripping cum and never speak to her again. I'm also politically "liberal" actually communist.
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>>34336657
I think women shouldn't be allowed have youtube channels.

For the same reason they don't allow people to walk around naked in public. We need to restrict the damage women can cause with their inferior brains and the resulting stupid 'advice' they offer.

To make an example, this girl should be hanged in some public place.
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Shit she is talking is completely true.
I even notice now that i ask my girl how is she TOOooo much
Thanks for sharing

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So I found this girl online. We chatted for a long time, I was hoping that she will turn out to be good looking. She did not. I decided to stop it, but it's got too far: she found my personal info (she only had my photo that shouldn't be online anywhere and my first name) and I was creeped out. Then I just decided to stop responding at all because it got terrifying and I just abandonned my account.

Today, she called me. She lives in another city. It was insanely creepy. I did my best to appear nice and confident and told her that I just have no time for online chatting (which is true), as this is the second time in my life some fugly girl finds my number and calls me like that, even though the previous time it happened it wasn't somebody I chatted with online. I have no idea on how she found my number. I don't know what's in her head. I am legitimately creeped out. What kind of behaviour is that?

It's not that I'm really scared because I dont remember sending her anything that might put shame on me, it's more like I'm really ashamed for chatting with someone like that out of solitude in hopes of her turning out to be attractive and then abandonning her just like I did only because she wasn't in my taste.
I decided to stop compensating the lack of IRL female attention with help of those sites, and it was an easy thing to do as my life really got much better recently, but this terrible, pathetic shit just reached me IRL apparently. And she's not the only online girl I ignored like that as it's been a year of me doing this. I am ashamed since somebody from my class probably knows that now, I can't imagine how could she get my phone number without reaching somebody from my school.

How do I tell her to bug off, just how? I really want to leave it all behind and never think of it again, I must pursue women IRL. Hurting her feelings is not an option, we're dealing with an unstable looney here.

So far I just told her to reach me by an email I just made. Silence, so far.
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Tell her that you were just desperate for attention back then and you're not really that into her

If anything she'll feel more embarrased than you, but if she is a looney idk man, pretend you have a gf and she'll go crazy trying to find her, will say something like "I'll seriously kill myself if you don't show her to me" and just be like "do it lol livestream it"

Then she'll be so disgusted by you that she's no longer interested
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>>34336637
>Check caller ID
>See its her
Answer the phone with "JUST FUCK OFF" and hang up, she'll get the point.
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Tell her you've decided you just want to be alone the rest of your life, you're depressed and have given up on everything...or tell her she wasn't what you were expecting and your a shallow piece of shit, the latter is more likely to work

>Mommy's meals threads
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>>34336595
>tfw no more chicken dippers
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why do you hurt me like this op
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>>34336595
>Haven't eaten mom's cooking in years
>Ask her to send cookies for Christmas (only part of the holiday I enjoy)
>Tfw stale

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>managed to go to a party yesterday
>qt grills everywere
>i had dance lessons to cure a motoric disfunction of my hip
>do some moves for me
>hear some noice from the background and feeling watched and suddenly the dance floor starts filling with people
>i have to few space to dance
>try to leave for a drink
>9/10 qt stops me and asks me to stay because it's fun to watch me dance
>i sperg out and don't know what to do or say
>her friends pull her back
What did just happen this evening?
I am totally clueless
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>>34336463
pretty sure your autism tango was her entertainment
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>>34336481
>autism tango
Yeah this about sums it up.
/thread
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>>34336463
it sounds like youre a good dancer and the normos were just digging your sick nasty moves. if you had laughed and danced for stacy when she asked you to you stood a chance of her touching your benis later on in the night

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This is ruining me, I have 4 rotting teeth with chunks of them breaking off but I'm too embarrassed to go to a dentist and have some Stacy be disgusted by my mouth.

I'm in constant pain from it but too beta/anxious/poor to do anything about it.

The shitty part is I brush my teeth but as a kid no one made me do it and let me eat all the sugar I wanted and mumsie never took me to the dentist either which just fucked my shit up. I'll probably kill myself over this shit one day.
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Are there no real robots left on this board?

Original doubt
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I feel you man
Occasionally feel bits grind between my teeth
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i need 3 root canals done
I cant afford it and might lose my theeth

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Who /else has turned down women/ here?

I've been asked out by a solid 3/10 whom I rejected and a single mom (3 kids) and rejected the advances of several 50+ women. Does this mean I'm not a robot even though KHV
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I dumped a 9/10 with a rocking body after having sex with her a few times. She was so fucking dumb I couldn't stand being around her.
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>>34336348
Nah, if the only women that are asking you out are uggos and single moms looking for beta bux you can still be a robot since they are just looking to you out of desperation, they don't love you and probably never would
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Why did you turn down the single mom? They are desperate and will let you do anything to them. Get ready for some freaky sex.

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>be black fembot
>most men don't find black women attractive
>you realize 99% of men these days are worthless man babies and on top of that only 1% of them are physically attractive
>the 1% of men who are attractive and wealthy are unobtainable to most women and they have no interest in settling down
>I feel less bad because I realize I'm not missing out on anything
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BE MY FUCKING GF RIGHT NOWWWWR RREEEEEEEEEEEE
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>another girl who only wants the top 1% chads

Cool story.
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>>34336333
Let me prove you wrong. asl?

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This might sound totally random but, does anyone else like Mary Janes? The shoes, I mean. They look so nice on girls. I hardly see any teenaged or adult women wearing them though.

While we're on the subject, stockings, garterbelts and pantyhose are pretty nice too.
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>>34336303
>While we're on the subject, stockings, garterbelts and pantyhose are pretty nice too.
You are right. I prefer women in lingerie than naked ones - they are disgusting to look at while clothes are much aesthetic.
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Mike Pence will let you wear a pair on your final day fag
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>>34336323
Like, whatever happened to women in traditional clothing? All I see are leggings or jeans, and uggs nowadays. I really hate those things sandals girls wear nowadays too.

If I'm 18 years old and 5'9, how likely is it that I might get taller over the next few years?

My mom is 5'4 and my dad is 6'2.
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>>34336297
different for everybody m8
personally i stopped getting taller at 22

read this thread and you may squeeze out some extra inches:
http://sluthate.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=74651
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>>34336297
male height tapers off at about 17-18 from what I remember reading
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i'm 5'10, growth stopped when i was 17 years old.
mother is 5'5
father is 6'1

There are some people that grow taller even at 19 years of age.

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>check messages
>I've got a message for a job interview 4 days ago
>wage position I applied to last Year
>they changed their mind when I called because I didn't "answer soon enougim
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You took 4 days to respond. Check your messages more often and this shit won't happen. They probably filled the position already. Kind of like waiting too long with a chick; if you don't go after her, she's going to assume you're not interested and get filled by someone who is because why waste her time?
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>>34336339
They took a year to respond you cantankerous normoid
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Which messages did you check?

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