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15+0, I'm not too good

very gg anon gg

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>>34347352
Dude don't worry about sex
Until you're 21 if you haven't had it by then

>>34347352
Oh yeah also
>Just turned 18
>Have been here for over 2 years
>Feels bad man . jpg

>>34347352

Let me boil your 18 year old life down for you.

Eat
sleep
and shit.

How the fuck is that hard, just close your eyes.

How to spot a fag
He makes threads all about dick

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>>34347348
>implying I give a shit


also nice cuck fantasy

>>34347348
None of those sites seam credible, just as the name of your chart is laughable.

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>the man who was cucked to death

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Ryona from Senran Kagura.

>>34347386
>tfw no Yasuho gf
>tfw I am literally Joshuu

It's just a normie meme. Realizing this is really the first step to self-improvement and happiness. Fucking never, EVER tell the truth to people, about anything, if it doesn't benefit you to do so. There is nothing to gain and everything to lose. When presented with a situation like this, you need to first and foremost consider what you want to gain from this conversation and then just say whatever causes the person to act like you desire. Whether you're telling the truth or whether your apologies are genuine or not shouldn't really factor into it. Just tell them what they want to hear. They'll like you more for it, I promise.

I basically have one version of me that I show to my family, another one for strangers and a third one for my psychiatrist. None of them are anything close to the real me. Of course I've had to deal with the fact that my life is a lie and I can never have true human contact with another person and that I will eventually die without anyone ever understanding who I was and why I lived my life like I did. But once you get over that and telling people what they want to hear becomes your second nature, you won't even notice it and life will be much easier.

It depends but usually you just wanna appear to be doing the right thing but do otherwise.

Most people do this.

>>34347317
Being good is a fucking meme, do what benefits you most.

>>34347916 listen to this guy

You sound super gay desu. Do people really live their lives like this?

"OP is a faggot"

it has served me well in all the years

>>34347326
sure i also write lyrics, i was hesitant about posting but i thought about working on my fear of being judged so i wanted to share

>>34347308
That looks heavy as fuck, how do you care all that around in your backpack?

>>34347499
I'm strong lol. That's pretty much it.

are you homeless?
sssssssss

>>34347186
nice thread faggo

>>34347252
sick burn, how will OP ever recover

Just a dirty uneducated skank.

>>34347099
Maybe it's better to take the discussion to a place that isn't r9k, so that you have at least the person(s) you want to contact.

>>34347099
fuck you leave nigger nigger nigger im trying to save this dumb fucking thread you cry baby fag.

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>>34347099
its all a scheme to make you feel worse about yourself. you're the butt of a massive joke spanning the whole site!

Also, bear in mind that one guy who spammed the "tfw no (insert adjective) bf" threads day in day out is the same avatarfag who posts almost immediately as soon as these generals are made. I don't know if it's the same guy or his posse but it's the same cancerous spam from some kind of related source(s).

>>34347032
The threads only break rules if you are biased against them and mentally bend the existing rules.
They aren't meet up or camwhore threads, avatarfags should be dealt with on an individual basis.
/britfeel/ is left untouched, and you don't care about those at all.

>purposefully evading the robot is not permitted
yeah, I don't see that one broken every 5 seconds

.........because I'm your real dad.

;_;

I might tell you how ugl-WHERE IS YOUR MOM? GET AWAY FROM ME YOU WH-

Well about 100 years ago there was a man named William Thomas Stead

>>34346997
>yes
now that you're pathetic, what do you think of yourself?

>no
now that you're not pathetic, what do you think of yourself?

how old are you?
do you date?
how many times have you had sex?
how many girls do you cling to only online?
do you have any hopes and dreams in regards to romantic relationship? what would be your ideal?

>>34347227
those are the possible answers. consider both before you continue.


so you're young and that means there is still hope and most of all time to sort yourself out.
this is generally speaking.

what are reasons that you don't date?

do you like girls?

do you think its because of the amount of responsibilities, your laziness, or because you think you are inadequate?

if you could date, how would that look? would you prefer having sexual intercourse without romance, or vice versa?

how many friends do you have?
do you talk more to people online or offline?
how would you describe yourself?

>>34347600
I think that's enough. If you aren't continuing these question yourself to yourself, then you probably never will.

Good luck, you still have time.

>>34346970
Who the fuck is that? some shitty new meme?

>>34346970
all I know is that he is a failed normie

>>34347448
that is from the kids book series dairy of a wimpy kid

not even your thread was interesting

>>34346890
Yeah, I remember I was invited my childhood friend's dinner party and everyone had stories about doing something funny or embarrassing and I had zero stories, everyone just stared at me expecting me to talk

>>34346890
yes, but I'm ugly so nobody wants to talk to me anyway

>Keiji Haino

is that MIW? they look to cool for me, i thought robots didnt like cool bands

>>34346949
I've been listening to them since like 2010 when I was a gothfag.

Ryuichi Sakamoto for maximum comfy.