Hey r9k! Just dropping in to let you all know that you are inadequate when it comes to penis size. Even if you manage to get yourself a girlfriend you will not be able to please her sexually and she will probably cheat on you or just straight up leave you.
Oh yeah, friendly reminder average =/= adequate. Average is considered small by women ;)
>http://howlongismyschlong.com/
>http://imgur.com/a/3r5sH#0
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3220940/The-perfect-penis-SMALLER-think-Women-prefer-slightly-average-appendages-bothered-size-long-term-relationship.html
Hmmm, this article might sound promising but if you'll read you'll notice most women prefer above average... On top of that
>Women may prefer a smaller penis in a long-term partner for reasons of both physical comfort and a preference for less masculinity, it was suggested
LOL! I guess when she's finally ready to settle down she'll MAYBE go for you.
Don't believe what I'm saying? Here's what some women have to say:
>Size does matter, but not in the way that people think it does when I say that! Nobody wants a 3 or 4 inch cock inside them. You just can't feel it. But for me, anything over 8 inches just hurts, and you can't f*ck me the way I want to be f*cked when I need it! The perfect size for me is 7 inches.
? Christina, 36
> "The truth? Size matters. If you have more, you can do less and still satisfy a woman. In other words, it's the meat, not the motion."
? Vicki, 31
>"It matters. I dated a guy with a penis the size of my pinky, and sometimes I wasn't even sure if we were having sex. The whole big hands, big feet thing is a total lie. He doesn't need a foot-long, 4-inch-round penis, but there's got to be something substantial."
? Michelle, 30
And, if you happen to have a large enough penis (which is EXTREMELY unlikely for this board) you'll probably never get the chance to use it. Chads don't walk around with their dicks out do they??
How to spot a fag
He makes threads all about dick
>>34347348
>implying I give a shitalso nice cuck fantasy
>>34347348
None of those sites seam credible, just as the name of your chart is laughable.
>>34347401
Dicklet detected LOL
>>34347415
Dicklet detected LOL
7x5.5 btw
You talk a lot about dicks. May be you should suck mine.I'll rip your boipucci in two
>>34347348
who here /enjoyable/?
>>34347458
Nice pencil dick lmfao
>>34347348
I would love to be a fly on the wall for a day of the person who wrote all of this out just to see why they're so unhappy.
I'm sorry you are angry at something ON. I still love you,please don't be so sad.
>>34347477
feels good to be B borderline A
>>34347490
I bet youre 4x3 dicklet
>>34347438
lmao ok
>give you a shitton of evidence and sources
>T-THESE ARENT CREDIBLE MY 5x4 DICK IS FINE
>>34347555
You didn't even post proof if anything you're the one with the 4"x3" dick
>>34347348
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DICK SIZE THREADS. DO YOU LIKE MAKING ME FEEL EVEN LESS LOVABLE
>>34347582
>doesnt deny having a 4x3 dick
LOL
also check my links and the chart retard
>>34347586
just letting you know the cold hard truth
>>34347622
I don't need to deny to you that I have a 4x3 dick I know I don't but you're so stupid you think you can telk dick size through the Internet
>>34347663
holy shit youre so mad I called you out for being a dicklet that you can't type
stay mad pal ;)
>>34347622
ok i hope you are happy that another cold socially isolated man hates himself a little more and feels a little more trapped
>>34347690
Retard alert go sniff your shitstain
>>34347715
get a fucking grip loser lmfao
>>34347774
>get a fucking grip loser lmfao
Says the person posting dicklet threads on 4chan
>>34347555
>feels good to be B borderline A
>>34347458
>7x5.5 btw
According to your chart, you're a C buddy. Just so you're clear, dicklet.
>>34347910
I round down a bit I'm actually borderline ideal which is fine with me
>>34347822
k 4x3 baby
>>34347690
>>34347622
>>34347555
>>34347348
Had a girlfriend who openly told me i was small. Said she couldn't feel it. I didn't give a shit then, don't give a shit now.
6' 5'' tall and with a 4 inch dick, but I don't need to impress the women when you are living in a shitty hovel on the south side of town and I'm grinding the boot into the back of your neck because you're too obsessed with your "muh big manly dick and women" to actually work hard and be successful like a real man.
>>34348460
autist LOL
she was or is fucking other men
What is the purpose of this thread?
It's bad enough robots can't even get gf's
And now you gotta come in here and make these threads saying "yea even if you do get a gf it's not going to matter because she won't even love you"
As if it wasn't bad enough, fuck you dude
>>34348540
probably. i'm so dead inside i still don't give a fuck. Must be sad to be dick obsessed.