>Why did my parents tell me to stop talking to you, uncle anon?

.........because I'm your real dad.

;_;

I might tell you how ugl-WHERE IS YOUR MOM? GET AWAY FROM ME YOU WH-

Well about 100 years ago there was a man named William Thomas Stead

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oriental flavored top ramen

Ywn never be cunnys uncy

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its reallllly painful

>>34347005

I thought this was an uncle anon thread

She doesn't want me to redpill you on the jews

>>34347005
>come sit on my lap dear, and let your uncle tell you all about it
>yeah just like that...

>>34348576
for you.
robofaggot

>>34347005
Well you see they think i would have bad influence on you. I guess....i mean no disrespect to your parents, but i guess they consider you a mere child, a little girl with no mind of her own....and i can understand that, but i also believe you should be allowed to make your own decisions and choices.
>tfw get her drunk that same evening
>tfw boom shakalaka that same night

>>34347240
She's 16 laddie. Unless wikipedia is tricking me that is apparently okay in my state. Not that I can stand teenagers.

THEY HEARD ME TALKING ABOUT THE JEWS
THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW THE TRUTH

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How am I your uncle if I'm an only child you dumb stacie whore!!!!

>>34347005
I would run, it's not safe to to even be around kids anymore, people always assume the worst

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>>34349222
TRIPS OF TRUTH
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