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>TFW 22 years old loser
>TFW never graduated highschool
>TFW no drivers license
>TFW shitty, minimum wage part time job
>TFW fat dyel
>TFW low testosterone
>TFW kissless virgin
>TFW trying to lift but it's hardly working
Please help me...
How can I become normal?
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you're lost. maybe you have a better chance in the next life.
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>>34451281
fuck you normie i need help!!!
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>>34451627
Join the army
You can still be a fat fuck and you get super good benefits
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>been lifting since new year
>started eating healthy and eating 6 eggs a day, and other high protein food like baked beans, mixed nuts
>my arms are still weedy and weak, I can only lift a little more than when I started
fuck this!!! anyone big is on fucking steroids!!!!!
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It takes more than 27 days anon
Put in 3 month's worth and you'll see a difference. Getting /fit/ is tough but staying there is easy.
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Rest a lot too
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Around month three is where the gains start coming. Around 6 is when u start lookin bigger.
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Had sex for the first time and now I'm itchy 2017-01-27 04:51:23 Post No.34451067
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Had sex for the first time and now I'm itchy
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>virgin
>cuddling with friend and it turns into sex
>he came all over my thigh
>clean up the semen with toilet paper and babywipes
>next day my thigh gets itchy
>think that I just have dry skin or something
>the day after that my inner thigh is still itchy
>touch the area that's itchy and the skin feels patchy and there's tiny pale looking bumps
Am I allergic to semen or did my friend just give me a STD?
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>>34451067
That's what you get for being a slut.
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>>34451067
Sounds like an STD. Herpes most likely.
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>>34451067
You're allergic to semen.
I don't think you can get herpeghonnasyphilAIDS from having it touch your skin.
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I turned 20 a couple of months ago and I feel so old.
I've missed out on so much, and for every year that passes I miss out on more.
I just wanna feel young again, like in high school when I had my whole life ahead of me.
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>>34451052
25 here
it only gets worse
welcome to the club
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I was 20 in August and I still think I am 17-18.
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>>34451063
Yeah, I'm op and I feel the same way. I feel like I should still be in high school. I get along best with that age group too.
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Woke up early just to post this
I have an extra ticket for Final Fantasy Distant Worlds Orchestra performance on January 28th in Newark New Jersey at 8pm. You just have to meet me there.
Shoot me an email if you want to go. [email protected]
Or I have other contact methods and you can ask. Haha it's tomorrow hope I don't have a seat for my jacket
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Early morning blues
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>>34451050
Are you the same guy that posted this like around a week ago already?
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>>34451522
I've been posting every single day for 9 days so far
Every time some one says they'll g0 they never shoot an email
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If i told you, that anxiety is eating me up, would there be a single one of you who cared to read what i write to relieve it? I don't care much about attacks, just one person finding my writing worthy.
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>>34451033
Stop jacking off and stop playing any form of video games for a month, then come back.
Provided you aren't taking drugs, I guarantee your anxiety will be gone.
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yes, let's talk about your anxiety
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>>34451061
That's very interesting, how do you know that works? I only jack off once a day, and i like playing for 2-3 hours a day, but yes, i feel influenced by that.
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What do I do if my parents literally don't give a FUCK? They drink all day and won't do anything. They won't even put away food if no one is awake and it's next to Saran Wrap.
The only time they leav the house is when they run out of booze. They're poor and buy the biggest bottle of liquor they can possibly get for 15 dollars. We have no food, they never bought me a car our house is freezing.
My parents never drive me anywhere when I ask they say they are drunk and they won't let me use their cars. I lost my license cause some stupid fuck hit me and a bunch of white people lied saying it was my fault so they gave me all the tickets.
The house is half broken down, has ripped up carpets, we can never go anywhere, and everything is broken down.
I hate life so much bros
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My problems are worse than yours AND I'm white.
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>>34451023
just get the fuck out of there once you can mate. look up what kind of help you government can provide you with, you might be surprised. Try saving up some money, if it's not enough try stealing something valuable around the house if you can find anything. even a shitty microwave could yield you some money.
whatever you do, make it your focus to get the fuck out of that house. once you did and once you have established the basic necessities of your new life, you will be surprised by how much better every single day is.
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>>34451023
>parents spending as much time as possible drinking away the pain
Can't really blame them, life's pretty fucked.
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How do I acquire thick skin? (not literally)
I get mad too easy.
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Think of people insulting you as theymangry at themselves
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>>34450950
Exposure, I wouldn't know where to start though.
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>>34450950
Easiest way is to grow in a family of jerks that use negative reinforcement as a learning tool. My family doesn't say ever 'nice job', but they'll certainly tell you what a dumb shit you are when you fuck something up.
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We need to ban new memes to keep the old memes going. If we stop charging pepe with meme energy, then kek forbid, we'll lose our meme magic.
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>>34450949
We must purge those who dare defy the will of Kek!
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>>34450949
>>34450975
how is the 2016 meme "pepe is an ancient frog god called kek" not a new meme?
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>>34450949
I personally think that all memes should be fucking banned. They're all cancer that stints the collective growth of a community.
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tfw you go up to talk to a girl but chad steps in front of you and tells you to get lost
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Admittedly, it's scenarios like these that make consider getting a CC license.
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>>34450907
What is this meme?
akjspofkj
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>>34450937
The journalist guy from the YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE video went to interview Trump inauguration protesters and found some cute SJWs. He's a meme magnet
Post the most painful thing you have been told.
I'll start.
>It's too late anon. You had your chance. I believed in you.
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>>34450897
>You're a shell of your former self.
My mother, when I didn't want to go to Dunstable Downs with everyone at 14. I was just sitting in my room playing league when she told me I had to go with them. I refused, and she exploded.
I ended up going anyway, but I didn't leave the car.
I gave my mother a lot of shit when I was younger. Some of it was justified but I didn't know how to deal with mental illness and the path to being a robot. I'm 18 now and life is tough but I'm trying not to give her a hard time anymore. She's not the best mother in the world but she's mine, and I wouldn't wish for any other.
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I received this text from my oneitis last night. Haven't talked to her since Sunday.
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>>34451046
Were you being a bitch because that's what it sounds like
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Freg
Freg
It censors p -e p-e to freg!
FuuUUUUUUUUUUck
WHY
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>>34450894
Does it?
Pepe
PEPE
p e p e
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freg
FREG
F R E G
F
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>>34450894
I will not be made fun of!
pepe
orignale
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>tfw you know that when the nuclear apocalypse hits you'll be able to outlast everyone else because of your stored energy
Feels good man
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>>34450863
>tfw you realize that a nuclear apocalypse even in a nuclear conflict is unlikely.
>tfw you realize that in a nuclear apocalypse, you'd need to be able to outrun bandits and shit.
>tfw you realize that even if you find a gf in the nuclear wastelands, your obesity makes you less attractive and your gf probably would cheat on you for a mutant.
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>>34451113
>even in a nuclear conflict is unlikely
Not at all. For a global nuclear winter to occur, you need to detonate around 0.05% of the world's nuclear weapon supply. This nuclear winter would essentially disrupt all plant photosynthesis, and food would be gone in a few decades.
If anything or anyone survives the nuclear winter (which comes with very low temperatures too), what follows is a nuclear summer, where temperatures would be more than 5C greater than they are today. It is in the nuclear summer where any human left dies.
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>>34452041
>A "nuclear summer" is a hypothesized scenario in which, after a nuclear winter has abated, a greenhouse effect then occurs due to CO2 released by combustion and methane released from the decay of the organic matter that froze during the nuclear winter.[58][59] The risk of this happening is far less supported scientifically than nuclear winter
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When it comes to appearance, which is more accurate, camera or mirror?
I look alright in the mirror, but I was horrified at how nasty I looked when I took a picture of myself.
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Angles and lighting are hard to control in every day life and they can make or break your attractiveness at any given time. I just assume as a man I am ugly, its the natural way.
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>>34450875
>it's the natural way
YOU GOTTA FIGHT
FOR YOUR RIGHT
TO PRETTTTTTAAAAAYYYYY
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>>34450859
Depends on the camera. A mirror is a better bet than your phone camera, also your phone probably doesnt flip (mirror) yr photos so to you, you look weird. But thats only because youre used to seeing yourself mirrored
How can company so shitty make something this good...
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>>34450824
The art and lore team are fucking amazing.
The actual game design team sucks ass.
I don't play league anymore but I keep up with all the new releases and such because the art is so fucking good
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>>34450824
jhin is fucking shit kill yourself you fucking jhinigger
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>>34451793
GIT GUD FAGGIO