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>>34489334
Big Mama Washington
>IRL I'm an overweight grill from Seattle so this fits me perfectly

>>34489334
>Ugly Willy Allison

y-y-you too..

>>34489362
I'm in Capitol Hill and very lonely. Want to be my friend?

>>34489309
no, it starts much earlier, talking 20 tops here, even younger thanks to feminism

>>34489309
It depends on the girl, obviously.

Most of them start getting ugly really fast even in their mid 20s but it doesnt really affect them because they still feel young, easy access to men and time. 30 is just when they finally realise they hit the wall 5 years ago.

Yeah as long as they aren't super models to begin with. They also become increasingly desperate the older they get. I am 34 year old male and I have to fight off women trying to get with me just because I have a job, car, and a house. I am basically their holy grail for having all 3 of those things and no drug addictions. What they don't know though is I am choosing a life of celibacy because I am still fucking livid that I could never get the virgin female I was promised. Oh and the cock carousel is extremely real. These women were going around in their teens and 20s jumping on every Chad cock they could find hoping Chad would settle with them. When they realized he wouldn't they finally started looking at normal/average guys. These women are not worth having relationships with.

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What is willy wars?

>>34489286

It's a bizarre meme wherein people pretend to have played this homoerotic game with this guy called "Chinese Keith".

A few months ago people were making threads about it every day.

>>34489270
am i gay if i get turned on watching a guy masturbate but don't like them otherwise

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>>34489136
>I wanna fuck a skinhead girl
Why is this the path I have taken?

>>34489136

WHO TOOK THIS FUCKING PHOTO

>>34489496
>WHO TOOK THIS FUCKING PHOTO
what the literal fuck???

That's a mirror where is the guy

i bet they realized we started to wake up

if the intern in charge of my holographic area is reading this please give me a cute gf (female)

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>>34489188
>tfw they programed us to "wake up"

redditors shitposting on all boards about trump
your tears are delicious

4 years of this shit and its only just begun

hopefully we deport you mexicans and start cracking down on you austism babbys pretending mental illness for autism bux

>>34489120
Jesus boy you are the most obnoxious trip i've ever seen. Why do you need to make a whole thread about yourself

>>34489120
>B& from a board
You are an impressive retard. Please tell how.

>>34489160
There are multiple /pol/-like threads on this board right now. Clearly the mods on /pol/ are becoming pure faggots

>>34489090
Because I need to look at traps

Human life is hardly precious in a world drifting inevitably into horrible overpopulation.

My life isn't precious at all. I'm not really sure why I shouldn't commit suicide.

>>34489028
THANK YOU

This is a true robot's mind at work.

>>34489100
/r9k/ is infested with butthurt INFPs

People are not worthless.

It's just not worth while to try and please everybody. Like I've had people that are just so disrespectful toward me that I just troll them with non-sense or weird stuff so that when they're trying to get my attention rather than actually doing anything that will bother me they're just wasting their time talking non sense which is way easier to ignore since it's stuff I'm not interested in. I've found this is a pretty good tool to get people that would act really weird and aggressive about trying to get my attention to buzz off instead of being a douche and disrespecting people to get them to leave me alone and just pissing them off or hurting their fee fees telling them they're worthless.

>>34489024
doesnt look like a fogey to me

>>34489024

I hope I look that good when I'm older

>>34489367
You won't.

kek

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I'm freaking out about the Bogdanoffs

>>34488982
It feels nice, doesn't it?
I'd rather focus all my efforts on accomplishing things instead of bitching about what I can't change.
I got sick of doing that.

>>34489040
Shut up fattie, i bet you cant even Slav squat.
Bobry vechi

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I'll start
I drove around the olympic penninsula to the northwesternmost point in the contiguous US, and then went through the rainforests in the olympic national forest. Was very quiet, foggy, and comfy.

>>34488957
I drove from Portugal to Finland. Mostly because I wanted to go to Russia and my aunt was on holiday in Finland. So I stopped at Saint Petersburg and went to Finland. My car was crashed in Finland so I took a plane back to Portugal.

I live in Fort Worth, Texas.

I went to Los Angeles, California once. Stopped by in Las Vegas.

Next year I went to New York, Syracuse to be exact. Stopped by Virginia.

So Texas > New York would be the longest drive I've made.

step 1 : be autistic
step 2 : don't

>>34488932
start by travelling back in time to the 1970's

>>34488932
I did.
Requirement is jail or military time and owning a Harley.
Not a gang in the orginized crime way.
Just a bunch of mother fuckers raising hell.

Improve yourself the best you can and throw their shit right back at them.

>>34488816
You get out of Highschool

>>34488816
fuck he's so hot
i know someone who looks exactly like him
and he was being thought of today.

god. temptation is cruel. especially when you think you've escaped it....

>>34488798
>new, modern kind of partnership

black in, white out
If you know what I mean

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>>34488798
>BBC

heh

>No links
One job
>inb4 triggered /pol/

I use flushable wipes.

Would you wipe poop off your hand with just toilette paper and call it a day?

>>34488677
1$ dollar store brand with water dabbed on, honestly it sucks as toilet paper but i take super clean poops so it doesn't matter

um, tender