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>>34492582
>i was then home schooled for two years (rest of middle school)
>but i hardly did any work because i wanted to keep my mind off of school as much as possible but i still had nightmares
>i want to try school again but my mom doesn't want me to but i forced her
>i enter high school with the plan that i'm not going to focus on grades but i will just try to get comfortable at school again and then maybe i'll work towards a diploma
>that never happened and all of my time in high school i was always paranoid that i would get beat up again or get arrested because there was now a school cop
>i make a couple of friends and improved on some things but what ended up happening was i would act normal outside of school but in school i would act really autistic
>i was then diagnosed with PTSD (no i'm not an SJW)
>then in 11th grade the vice principles son started bullying me
>and after a few months of calling me a fag in the halls to make others laugh he took it up a notch
>as i was walking home from school he pulled up in his car a pointed a hand gun at me
>he told me that he had dreams about shooting me and then he would strip me naked and hang me by the entrance to the school (there was small tree by the doors)
>then he drove off
>me and my parents went to the vice principle and told him what happened
>he said they didn't even own any guns and that i was making it all up because i hate his son or something
>me and my parents decided it was ok for me to drop out because of this + i had no credits anyway

>>34492584
i'm now 19 and have been out of school for a little over two years. It wasn't til recently the nightmares stopped. I feel like i move on with my life now. In public i act normal and you would never guess i was autistic unless maybe you knew what to look for and hanged out with me a lot.

I just started learning how to drive and then after that i'll get my GED and then a job at UPS and maybe one day i'll be able to be a driver (they make around $75,000 a year and you don't need a college degree). Then i'll start doing stand up comedy as much as i can while i save up all my money and then after a few years i'll move to LA and have a UPS job and do stand up there.

I just wanted to tell this story because i felt like writing.

>>34492593
have fun zooming anon, hope you're funny

Depends what you look like of course.

>>34492524
Overweight but not a giant. Balding, glasses. Okay face. Close crop beard.

I dunno, a 6? Maybe a 4 or 5.

>>34492547

do you really have the confidence to pull it off?

approach grills that look like you are as good as they can do. you know, for a practice gf.

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>>34492491
You are really creepy and I would dislike it to have you as my dorm neighbor

>>34493621
Fuck off, how is that creepy? Fucking normies always pull shit like that. Hated it in college. Less of a problem now.

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>>34492491
>At least she sounds black

you have to appreciate the little things

I don't believe in afterlife, but I'd love to stay in human-made 'afterlife' like in Black Mirror's San Junepiro. You get to stay young all the time and can always opt out if you want.

>>34492483
Well just think about it it is impossible for their not to be one. you would have to be a idiot to not believe in them but i am going to hell >:)

Of course it'd be nice, but do you really think you're important enough to warrant eternal existence?

Sauce on Asuka pic?

>>34492586
From the girlfriend of steel 2 visual novel

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>>34492480
Tell that to Triple H

>>34492463
It's not showing any matches because you are ugly and look boring

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>>34492463
have you tried being yourself?

it works for me

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

Mine says there's no one near you

Beat that

>>34492422
>femanons
>often witty
you must not have spoken to many femanons

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>>34492422
What? Do you expect me to be all cutesy and shit like a stacey?
>"haha you're so interesting anon"
>"welcome back ! did you have a nice meal? :D"
Fuck off anon, act like a chad then will you?

>>34492422
It's not the femanons that are smart, ur just dumb

>>34492355
your not doing it right

>>34492355
How do I do this? I hate oversleeping, but my body won't move until 12 hours have passed

>>34492355
stop masturbating

you will wake up early with a raging boner

just dont fap and get out of the bed quickly

I mean it's kind of a conversation killer in that context, but seeing as how a majority of this board is underage as fuck and only does this kind of garbage. I can probably assume her mom yelled at her to go walk the dog that very moment, and she didn't want to end the conversation there.

But you are a gigantic faggot for even giving a shit when she actually asks to be fucked by you. You are just a retarded normie getting mad that they weren't the center of attention for a few moments. Stop being a bitch baby and go on /soc/ faggot.

>>34492358
Why are you being such a little bitch?

>>34492386
Only little bitch here is you for getting upset that a girl asked you to fuck her after walking her dog and having some kind of responsibility that isn't role playing with a retarded normie who doesn't belong here.

Go fuck off to your normie sites with your mundane problem of "OMG A GIRL SAID SHE WANTED TO FUK ME, WE DID SHITTY ROLE PLAY AND THEN BLUE BALLED ME TO WALK A DOG! THEN PROCEEDED TO ASK ME TO FUCK HER SOON!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THE NERVE OF THE BITCH?!"

Do you even fucking hear yourself? How fucking trivial, stop being a little teenage bitch who has to over-analyze everything, go fuck the whore and go on with your life. Not everything has to be about you.

>>34492298
>you will never get dubs
>you will have hundreds of (Yous) for the sick get
>tfw no dub gf

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>>34492298
I don't even care, bruh

It's obviously for the best since I'm an autistic genetic dead-end.

>>34492333
oh this is nice
i like this
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>He still works.
>>>/soc/

>>34492328
>being a wage slave

take this shit to
>>>/b/
>>>/trash/

>>34492339
quoted the wrong person.
Point still stands.

>>34492287

Just listen to good music that you enjoy

If anything, it says that you spend too much time playing video games

This is video game music, and it is also your link between the aforementioned, and the outside-world. Take your first step, frog. Learn to love Animals As Leaders, and then you will learn to love yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jXQOIbIAsY

>>34492287
nah mate.
Silent hill, Deus Ex and many more have a great soundtrack.
However, if you like music, you should look further into the genres you like.
There's some awesome stuff out there for you to explore.

>tfw dumb
>tfw too dumb to post anything worthy to contribute to the thread

95% of the population doesn't understand any of that shit either

>>34492248
you inadvertently just did anon

>>34492215
>>talk to tardfriend about cute girls I like, etc
why tho

>>34492215

How autistic are we talking here?

Like full-blown potato face autism or high-functioning autism that you wouldn't be able to notice at first glance?

Is she pretty?

I know some girls with autism that are pretty hot, but incredibly socially retarded.

The only nudes I've ever received from a girl came from one of those autistic girls, and I'm pretty proud of that accomplishment because she was like 8/10 in looks.

If she's hot then I say use her as a practice gf.

>>34492558
>I know some girls with autism that are pretty hot, but incredibly socially retarded.
Did you fugg them?

>>34492205
I only know 2 niggers and they both fuck fat white girls.

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Cool. You're an attractive girl who happens to be black. Attractive women come in all races, but it's pretty well known that a lot of black women look more masculine than other races. But yeah, there are some attractive black girls. They're just less common than attractive white/Latina/Asian girls.

Personally I find black women very attractive physically, but their culture/families are often repelling