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>have friend who is an autistic tard with no experience with anyone besides in porn games and dating sims
>talk to tardfriend about cute girls I like, etc
>she always tries to give me cringey romantic advice directly from a game scenario and follows it up with "you can practice it on me to make sure it works"
>I decline every time but she's too retarded to sense that I'm rejecting her advances so she won't stop

Help
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>>34492215
>>talk to tardfriend about cute girls I like, etc
why tho
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>>34492215

How autistic are we talking here?

Like full-blown potato face autism or high-functioning autism that you wouldn't be able to notice at first glance?

Is she pretty?

I know some girls with autism that are pretty hot, but incredibly socially retarded.

The only nudes I've ever received from a girl came from one of those autistic girls, and I'm pretty proud of that accomplishment because she was like 8/10 in looks.

If she's hot then I say use her as a practice gf.
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>>34492558
>I know some girls with autism that are pretty hot, but incredibly socially retarded.
Did you fugg them?
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>>34492576

No, but I did get nudes from one and some cuddles.

Spoiler though, she had a boyfriend and rationalized the nudes by saying that it's technically not cheating if nothing physical actually happens

In short, even women with autism are roasties
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>>34492215
sounds like the perfect woman anon, why aren't you letting her wrangle your weanus?
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>>34492605
>nudes from one and some cuddles.
Post the cuddles
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>>34492620

I don't have any pictures of cuddles, but you can have one of her tame photos for free

Not posting any nudes tho, those are for my personal enjoyment only
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>>34492697
>those are for my personal enjoyment only
aw come on, those tits are dying to be exposed
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>>34492697

I- is thats a soiled diaper in the background?
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>>34492697
How do you know she's autistic?
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>>34492724

Hahaha nooo, that's a hood from one of her Assassin's Creed cosplays. She's a giant fucking nerd
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>>34492697

[coheasive argument as to why you should post the nudes]
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Still a classic of classics. You kids probably don't even remember the memes.
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>>34492730

She's been diagnosed by a doctor, plus you would just KNOW if you ever interacted with her in person.

She has high sex appeal, but acts like a super tard.

I've known her for 5 years, so it's super confirmed
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>>34492697
>>34492736
He's got a good point
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>>34492697
>8/10
Are you sure you aren't the tard?
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>>34492806

I am a robot, anon, I have low standards. This is what I consider an 8/10.

Obviously, your definition of 8/10 and mine could be drastically different
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>>34492742
>this was 12 years ago
I wonder where the tard or the writer is today
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>>34493303
Well, tards generally don't live that long so...
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