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>afraid to post pictures of my face here because someone might recognize me
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>>34514214
SHELBY, I KNOW IT'S YOU, I'M ASKING YOU ABOUT 4CHAN TOMORROW. YOU CAN'T LIE TO SAVE YOUR LIFE.
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>>34514225

>shelby

I KNOW A SHELBY TOO!
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LAURA, I KNOW IT'S YOU, I'M ASKING YOU ABOUT 4CHAN TOMORROW. YOU CAN'T LIE TO SAVE YOUR LIFE.

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NEET here of 5 years. In the past year, I've become more and more self-loathing over how much of a useless parasite I am. Despite attempting numerous schemes to earn money at home, all of them have failed and I find myself approaching 25 with no work experience or income.

My relationship with my father is hateful on a level of sickness. I resent everything about him with every fiber of my being, and yet I understand this emotion is totally irrational since he's basically just an ordinary man who works hard to provide for his wife and manchild. In fact he doesn't even question my lifestyle anymore, and yet I still hate his guts. I know it's mostly rooted in my own self-loathing though, which is why I want to leave. I'm convinced that moving out and creating distance is the only hope of us ever getting along again.

My plan is to illegally live in a park or forest in a tent, sufficiently far from dwellings but still within range of a cell phone tower. I will connect to the Internet with an LTE modem. I will charge my computer with a small 2-stroke motor converted into a steam engine that runs on wood chips. I have thousands of dollars in savings and I can afford food for literally years before reconsidering my lifestyle. I already own some camping gear rated to -40 and I'm prepared to buy more. I am not currently interested in working a conventional job.

Every time I fantasize about walking out of this house, it fills me with hope. The knowledge that I'll have to sleep rough doesn't phase me at all. I'm almost certain that leaving would fill be up with tons of hope and peace again, and restore my self-worth entirely. I really want to do it.
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So your dad worked hard to provide for your mother and you, and you're solution is to spit in his face and waste all that effort and resources he put into you so you can sit around and be a bum?
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>>34514238
Oh don't get me wrong Anon, I owe him nothing beyond moving out. Once I'm independent of his finances, what I do with my life is none of his concern at all. This is called balancing empathy with self-interest.

We all agree the objective is for me to move out. We disagree on the method by which that's going to happen.
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>>34514209
Have you tested out your computer engine system? I'd suggest testing it and running it for like a month as if you were in the woods while still at home to make sure it all works

N O hymen
O

N O diamond
O
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That picture is fucking top notch
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>>34514183
I fucking agree orgiinskdn
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>>34514266
nice dubs
kek approves

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>tall, but skinny as fuck
>look decent from the front, but horrible from the side
>big hands and feet, average sized dick
>big nose, weak chin and narrow jaw
>skinny neck and big skull
Does anyone else feel like having any attractive features makes them feel more depressed than if they were just completely ugly? I wasn't diagnosed with autism until I was 15 and up until then I had completely lacked self awareness on my physical appearance. I always (and most of the time still do) thought of myself as good-looking but over time I've realized that for every good trait I have there are about 4 negative ones. I would have preferred to be a completely ugly freak so I never would have thought for a second that I could be considered attractive.
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you're tall though so you automatically won life

congrats, don't waste it
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>>34514132
You're a male though so you automatically won life

Congrats don't waste it.


It's funny how privilege works
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>>34514114
>not ugly enough for family to give up on me
>too ugly for any girl to ever be attracted to me

I guess being uglier would be nice because I could cut off family contacts but it would also be troublesome because I'd probably lose my job if I was too much of an eyesore. I'm not a stripper or anything but looks discrimination happens no matter where you work and being obscenely ugly would make it impossible to get hired most places.

I will pray for everyone that posts in this thread.

Originalo commento thread number four I think
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Pray for me senpai
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>>34514059
I'm a repressed tranny that thinks about killing themself daily I could use a prayer.
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shoot heroin hail satan

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Why don't you go on /soc/ and improve your social skills?
If you don't like a person you can still ignore them later on.
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>>34514053
Because /soc/ is full of normie and if you want advices you go on >>>/adv/.
But if you want pessimism you stay here.
That why I stay here (plus /soc/ seems to be the dumbest board on 4chan).
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>>34514190
what's wrong with dumb people?
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Nobody adds me when I leave contact info there desu

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So, this is the loser board huh?
Don't mind me, just a guy with a loving girlfriend and happy life.
How are you guys doing?
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>>34514040
Your life is so happy, and you're cheerfully coming here and calling us losers for having less than you?
Happily looking down on us fellow humans in pain.
Ignorance is bliss. Enjoy your shallow life. Cut off from connection and empathy.
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>>34514151
not op, but fucking yikes, dude.
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>>34514151
who would have empathy for a loser like you who chooses to be a failure?

>if you really wanted to, you could get laid anon!
Why are normies so fucking stupid?
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>>34514002

You probably could if you REALLY tried and had no standards.
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>>34514029
Spotted the normie.
Reeeee
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They're right. Why are you fucking stupid? What is preventing you from getting laid? Let's hear what retarded excuse you use.

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Why are normies so easily creeped out??

>you seem tired anon
>oh, yeah, that's... i stayed up until 4am yesterday
>Awkward silence, everyone looks a little creeped out, a few guys exchange glances
>W-why were you up at that time?
>i stayed up drawing a dragon
>Everyone looks at me as if i'm some insane lunatic, after a brief pause the regular conversation resumes to normie topics and everyone is gleeful again
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>i stayed up drawing a dragon
fucking loser
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post pic of dragon
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>>34513990
Thats a cute picture anon where is it from? Is there any more?

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*beep beep*

this nice board.

*vrooooooooom*
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>>34513891
I love nice threads
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>>34513891
Hey what's my fortune?
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vroom vroom

captcha: select all images with cars

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>TFW severely depressed.
>TFW friend just doesn't understand how it feels to be this depressed because he is the complete opposite to me personality-wise.
>"Stop being so lazy anon!" "You need to get out more!" "Honestly anon, i'm getting tired of you never wanting to do anything. I might as well not call you to do stuff as much".
>TFW "If I were you I wouldn't be staying at home laying around all day".
>TFW absolutely no one in family understands.
>TFW i'm supposed to just stop being lazy and snap out of it.
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if you dont already, try going out and getting a bit of exercise. even a 30 min brisk walk would suffice. itll make you feel much better
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Start small? 5 push-ups and sit ups a day. Stop jerking off?

I don't know. Do whatever the fuck you want.
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Are you actually depressed or just meme depressed? I almost certain it's the latter. In which case your friend is right. Stop being a tumblrina.

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>go to college
>Debt
>Get girlfriend
>Get job
>Marry
>Have kids
>Raise them
>Work more
>Die

Im gonna become an hero tonight Goodbye...
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Dude you can do whatever the fuck you want in this life. Don't marry if you don't want to. Hustle for "gibsmedats" if you don't want to work. Do whatever. Life is your own private sandbox to do whatever you desire.
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>>34513746
Bye. Do a flip, faggot.
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>>34513767

>dude just have fun!!!

life is pointless. if someone is unhappy, why would you persuade them to continue to be unhappy? why not just let them end it? do you think he'll have an epiphany and go rock climbing?

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Songs that make you cry?

For me,

Fleetwood Mac - Landslide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_PQ4fRQ5Kc

makes me think of getting older, my parents dying, and having a family and eventually passing myself
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vST6hVRj2A

Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

all those poor fuckers just drowning like that. not a way to go, man.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsWqKRysBcQ the climax at 14:29 always gets me
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>>34513732
It's gotta be Bag Raiders - Shooting Stars for me dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feA64wXhbjo

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>post in a thread
>dies instantly
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I've learned to embrace it. I have the power to end people's fun.
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>>34513606
im just trying to contribute to a conversation but everyone just leaves whenever I show up

feels bad man
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>write an emotional post
>noone replies

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What's with all the RIDF activity here lately?

Did the women's marches inspire a new wave of whiteknights?
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>not knowing about the Eternal White Knight faction of r9k
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>IDF
Why not keep /pol/ memes on /pol/?
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>>34513604
how fucking new are you buddy?

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