>if you really wanted to, you could get laid anon! Why are

>>34514002

You probably could if you REALLY tried and had no standards.

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>>34514029
Spotted the normie.
Reeeee

They're right. Why are you fucking stupid? What is preventing you from getting laid? Let's hear what retarded excuse you use.

>>34514002
>if you really wanted to, you could get laid anon!
"Well, would you have sex with me?"
>HAHA NO ANON, I'M YOUR FRIEND :^)))

>>34514029
You don't know us. Most of us have indeed tried very hard and have lowered our standards below sea level. This is the place we go when we realize we simply lost the game before we even played.

>>34514060
Genetically unfit to copulate.

>>34514044

What's the excuse then? Do you have a disability like Asperger? Do you have some disgusting deformity? Are you 300 pounds?

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>>34514002
Are we talking paid or unpaid here?

>>34514112
either. just fuck escorts if you want to get laid so badly.

if all robots did this they'd finally realize that sticking their dick in a warm hole doesn't magically fix a person's significant mental issues.

>>34514099
Liar. You have never tried shit. That is the main reason robots are virgins.

Tried very hard my ass.

>>34514029
That's bullshit. You'd probably spend like a month trying to find any female to contact while a majority of them would simply ignore you. If you approached in person you'd probably just get the cold shoulder. I can't even remember the last time I spoke to a female at random out in public.
Either you're still in school and meet females there, a normie and you're probably getting introduced to people through your friends, or you're probably a drug dealer.
It don't work when you grow up the way it does when you're in school and there are females around all the time.

>>34514099
Genetically unfit? Are you impotent? 500lbs? Deformed like elephant man?

>>34514002
It's true, you just need to not be autistic and be confident
Of course if you don't have above average looks, a big dick and aren't at least 180 cm tall you're going to have to settle for an uggo gf, but that's just how it is. Life is unfair

>>34514236
Another idiot or liar. /r9k/ has lots of them.

it's funny that the connection between most robots and being absolutely autistic is never having fucked a pussy

>>34514156
Never tried? You don't know me. You are asserting a claim with no evidence to back it up, if you have nothing else to say I won't feed you anymore more (You)'s.

>>34514160
I am short and skeletal. I cannot exercise more intensely than light cardio because my family is very prone to hernias. I have bad skin due to rosacea and acne scarring (would still have acne but thankfully accutane worked). I have a weak chin and a baby face and frequently get mistaken for a high schooler (no, I will not do plastic surgery, haven't got the money for it).

I'm not about to drop dead but there is certainly no girl willing to fuck me.

>>34514236
How do I convince an uggo to settle for me? Last girl I asked out was 3/10, overweight, and thought I was a funny guy but still turned me down.

>>34514264
You are whiny and desperate. That's why no girl wants you. All the other guys your height or weight are out there getting girls. Uglier guys than you are getting girls. Why aren't you? None of your excuses hold water.

>>34514264
Did you even RedPill? If you did then you certainly are not trying. Tbh RedPill fucking works. The problem is that the process of going from incel to even banging a 3/10 is brutally hard. That's why people say you aren't trying.

I also seriously doubt your hernia condition.

>>34514264
Did you even RedPill? If you did then you certainly are not trying. Tbh RedPill fucking works. The problem is that the process of going from incel to even banging a 3/10 is brutally hard. That's why people say you aren't trying. I also guess that you still have a nice guy mentality which is why you got turned down by the uggo.

Btw I have my doubts about your hernia condition.

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>>34514313
HOW I ACT ON AN ANONYMOUS IMAGE BOARD IS NOT HOW I ACT IN REAL LIFE
YOU STUPID
FUCKING
NORMIE

Most people think I'm funny and thoughtful. I get a lot of respect in real life but no girl has ever been attracted to me.

And just because one ugly guy gets a gf doesn't mean we all will. One point does not set the mean for a data set, that is an outlier and does not prove anything.

>>34514359
>Everyone thinks I'm funny
>Why no gf?

This type thinking suggests that you haven't looked into what makes up female attraction. Go to the RedPill subreddit and read the top posts/sidebar. No one should be confused as to why they aren't attracting women.

>>34514359
>99% of people are outliers
>I'm the norm, even though I'm the only one

Don't you realize how stupid you sound?

>>34514359
Every time someone claims they are really confident in real life and don't act at all like on /r9k/ they are lying.

You're lying.

>>34514145

nobody wants to pay for sex you fucking idiot
sex is worthless if the other person is only doing it out of financial obligation

>>34514390
I know why I don't attract women. I'm just saying that I'm not a social autist (at least not anymore) and that that is not the reason why I don't attract women.
>reddit
I bet you live under the just world assumption too, don't you? Sorry to say we can't all be winners, this board's proof of that.

>>34514391
99% of ugly guys do not have a gf, where are you getting that number? I don't mean average looking guys, I mean the short ugly guy you don't even consider a man.

>>34514399
Alright, if making baseless claims gets you off go ahead and make them, I learned not to be hurt by that kind of stuff long ago.

>>34514430
If you were funny and confident in real life like you claim, you would easily get girls. That is a fact. Therefore, it makes your claim dubious.

>>34514906
>That is a fact
Another normie makes a claim without anything to back it up. Why are normies so bad at arguing with logic?

Anyway, personality does not guarantee attraction. It is the second step in attraction, it's what turns dates into relationships. The first step is physical attraction; a girl who is not physically attracted to a guy will not see him as a potential mate. Having a good personality but being ugly puts the cart before the horse.

Sure, as a funny and confident guy I can make friends, but the point here is not making friends, it is getting laid.

Fuck this thread, you people really delusional. This is by far the best board for containment.

>>34515060
You're the one making claims without backing it up.

>You: boohoo I can't get laid because (excuse)
>Anon: not true, look at all the other guys easily getting laid
>You: reee it must be because of (excuse) I know this for a fact even though you just proved me wrong

>>34515076
You never know how many people are actual delusional autists and how many are normies trolling.

>go out
>find girl a few years younger than you, bit drunk, ovulating
>congratiulations you got laid

WOWWWW SO HARD

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>square jawed tall dude telling you that chicks are sluts nowadays and you should just ask them to fuck

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>>34515727

>One month later
>get arrested because you
""""""""""raped"""""""""" her
>Thrown in jail for 10 years

But yeah it's easy just go outside :^)

>>34516027
>i really really want to get laid, lose my v-card
>wouldnt play russian roulette for it though

Then you dont really want it virgin-cuck.

>>34515148
Not that anon but you're fully of shit

>Aww, why can't you get laid, Anon
>It's because of X reason
>Haha, no, it's actually because of Y. I know you better than you know yourself :^)

I hate this fucking shit. Honestly getting laid is boring as hell. Great I get to cum, okay and?

>>34514906
>If you were funny and confident in real life like you claim, you would easily get girls

What? Mate, getting a girl to have sex with you required at least some level of physical attraction. No one's going to fuck someone they find repulsive if they have other options available. Sure being funny and confident is great if you can already secure a relationship but it only works in your favor if you're otherwise the same in terms of attractiveness with other guys. Who do you think a girl would rather fuck: an overweight 4/10 with a great personality or the 9/10 dude with no personality but a perfect body?

>>34516154
Snuggle? Bond? Have companionship? You're splashing around in the shallow end and wondering what the big deal about swimming is.

>>34514264
>I am short and skeletal. I cannot exercise more intensely than light cardio because my family is very prone to hernias. I have bad skin due to rosacea and acne scarring (would still have acne but thankfully accutane worked). I have a weak chin and a baby face and frequently get mistaken for a high schooler (no, I will not do plastic surgery, haven't got the money for it).
OK. Now please answer a couple of questions for me. What is your education/employment situation? What is your housing situation? What is your social life like? And how many women have you asked out, in person, in the past year?

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Yap, I'm on OKCupid/Tindr/Badoo and I haven't gotten a match. I've messaged girls and they login, but they don't even bother to visit my profile. I tried to go on /soc/ weeb thread and everybody ignores me, I talked to a girl that lives near me and she read the message and ignored me. I try my best to come up with an interesting open liner, usually something with their interests but nothing. It's sad man, even this girl who listed herself as 'super fat with low self-esteem' didn't respond. Why is it so hard? I'm an average guy, trying to get /fit/ but not a single woman even looks my way.

It's sad... I'll keep trying but it's pretty unbearable to be left on seen while sisters ride the cock carousel and constantly tell me that men can get gfs just as easy as they can. I'm too jaded for this shit, I'd date pretty much any female reasonably within my age (18-25) regardless of what they look like now and still can't find a single girl.

>>34516112
Reading comprehension is clearly not your strong suit.

>I can't get laid because of X
>Then why is everyone else with X getting laid?
>Fuck you normie those don't count

>>34516387
I've fucked girls within half an hour of meeting them multiple times, it really isn't that hard.

>>34516174
Considering that there are ugly fat men out there who get laid because they are funny and confident, and there are good-looking khv robots... you just contradicted yourself.

>>34516387
Something is clearly wrong with you. Must be that you have such a shitty personality girls stay away.

>>34516387
Online dating is shit. It's OK to try out and practice on, but it's probably not how you're going to get a GF. You need to meet women in person and ask them out in person.

>>34516450
>ask them out in person
You realize what board we're on correct? But yeah, I think eventually I'll go to a convention or something and try their dating thing. I don't know how I can talk to a normal female without having some type of interest together, and the girls that do have interests with me on dating sites never respond.

>>34516417
Your reply implied that, since that anon wasn't not getting laid for the reason he claimed, that it was due to another reason. A reason that you failed to expand upon.

>>34516387
is dat some asuka/kana

>>34516468
Going to some dating event is fine but it's not what I meant. I mean you need to meet women through your actual social network. Friends of friends, classmates, workmates. And if you are a friendless NEET then you need to work on that and shouldn't be wondering why the fuck no one wants to date you.

>>34516468
Just walk around the city on a Friday or Saturday night. Smoke cigarettes and just go about your business. Eventually girls are going to ask you for a cigarette or a lighter, go from there. I've personally taken home a girl who asked for a lighter in less than an hour.

>>34516431
But it is true in a general sense. There will always be exceptions; there are confident fat ugly men who can get laid and there are good looking khv robots too but they're both few and far between.

>>34516500
I don't know about you anon but the only girls I know through my friends are their girlfriends. There simply aren't any girls I can meet through my wider social circle.

>>34516546
Then widen your social circle.

>>34516556
>Then widen your social circle.

This. When you go to parties you've got to be a butterfly. You don't have to be the centre of attention, but be someone who leaves a positive impression on every single person. Don't just focus on hooking up with the hot girls, just be there to have fun. The rest will do itself.

>>34516524
Those are the norm, not the exceptions. Socially awkward insecure bitter autists who can get laid are the exception.

>>34516556
But I don't want to widen my social circle. I have enough friends and I'm happy with them. It's a gf I want.

>>34516573
>it's easy to make friends just go to parties lmao
Kind of putting the cart before the horse here.

>>34514002
They're right, get a prostitute.

>>34516602
How the fuck are ugly guys getting laid and unattractive guys not getting laid the norm?

>>34516628
So go to local bars with young people on the weekend. Chill in the smoking area, approach groups or individuals, see if you can catch eyes with a girl and have her come over. You've just got to bait a lot of hooks, you'll get catches.

>>34516638
*attractive

this comment is original fucking robot

>>34516655
I do this, I actually took up smoking just as an excuse to talk to people in bars. I never get anything more than a short trivial conversation though. I am bad at socializing so it's my own fault but how are you supposed to fix this?

>>34516638
The confident and funny part. Guys like that can get laid regardless of looks. Guys with a shitty personality who are insecure whiners do not get laid regardless of looks.

>>34516685
Just keep at it. Practice.

>>34516701
No offense man but this is pretty bad advice. Most people at bars and such are socializing with the friends who they went there with and, as such, have no particular inclination to socialize with some stranger who approaches them instead.
>>34516685
If you want to make friends then do it through shared interests and hobbies and not just because the two of you might happen to smoke. Join a sports team or local club instead. That way the hobby that you share with them serves as a great topic to talk about and being apart of a club basically ensures regular socialization with the same people; increasing the chances of you forming a bond with them.

>>34516624
Yes, but you don't get it. The way you get a GF is by widening your social circle. All this other bullshit is fine practice, but it's probably not going to work for you. If you really wanted a GF, then you would work on your social life.

>>34516693
When porn is comprised of nothing more than comedians telling jokes I'll believe you anon, but otherwise you're just plain wrong. Personality and humor do play a role in attraction, but in terms of PHYSICAL attraction it's someone's physique which is the greatest factor.

>>34516790
>he thinks porn is representative of real life

I think we found the reason you're a virgin.

>>34514002
You can even if your fat ugly deformed and retarded you can do it
theres girls that are ugly to
and there are whores dumbass
>inbr4 le normie XD
i'm one of the most robot robots here

>>34516752
>No offense man but this is pretty bad advice. Most people at bars and such are socializing with the friends who they went there with and, as such, have no particular inclination to socialize with some stranger who approaches them instead.

Wrong. I've fucked girls this way within 1 hour of meeting them multiple times. You've got to catch them on their own in the smoking area. Many girls you'll see are actually there looking for that same conversation.

>>34516752
Okay anon, I am going to try going to my nearest game shop tonight. I expect there are mostly unsavory types there but beggars can't be choosers.

>>34516898
You missed the point I was making. People watch porn not because they like the porn star's personality but because they find them physically attractive. In other words it's physical attractiveness that determines whether someone is sexually aroused and therefore wants to fuck. This isn't a difficult concept.

>>34516963
You completely missed the point. Porn does not at all represent what kind of guys actually manage to attract girls. Porn is porn. It's fantasy.

>>34516996
I know that. What I'm saying is that it markets itself to men and women in the first place by appealing to their sense of sexual attraction. People watch porn because they're horny and want to fap to ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE. Similarly, in real life, when men and women are horny and want to get laid they want to fuck ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE. How are you not getting that people's pornographic tastes are indicative of the same sexual tastes they have when seeking a sexual partner?

bumping the threadd

>>34514359
Why do you even reply to this idiot/troll?