N O hymen O N O diamond O

That picture is fucking top notch

>>34514183
I fucking agree orgiinskdn

>>34514266
nice dubs
kek approves

>>34514183

>my dick is laughably small
>I have crippling insecurity
>fear that il be compared to another male sexually
>demand a virgin gf

You guys know that it's painfully obviously all the above is correct when you post threads like this right? I mean, to those who arent autistic atleast

>>34514858
>I mean, to those who arent autistic atleast
So I take it a non-autistic person had to explain this to you and you really have taken it to heart. thanks for re-sharing that little tid bit of wisdom.
M G T O W
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>>34514858
It's possible they have an average sized dick.

>>34514858
>board full of virgins
>people constantly post that they want a virgin gf

I mean, if you can't put two and two together, you must be retarded, right?
and desu I have an oversized retard cock, I think it was God playing a joke giving me 7.5" of dead weight that'll never be used

>>34514955
It's possible they're just trying to say hurtful things because they regret riding the CC

So you wouldn't propose to her if she wasn't a virgin but she only slept with you?

>>34515083
>implying marriage is a good deal
Enjoy saving your shekels for your jew coal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF_yqriai7E

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you mongs realise the hymen can break without having sex like if a girl rides a bike or a horse or watever, rite?

>>34515083
>wasn't a virgin but she only slept with you?
>only slept with you?
oh ho ho ho hahaha
lol
yeah sure that happens
topkek
right up there with people that 4 real think the earth is flat

>>34515109
it's rather rude to call chad a horse

>>34515109
No they don't. Everything /r9k/ knows about sex and virginity they learned from hentai.

>>34515109
Or during gymnastics, or yoga, all stretching, energetic dancing, or just plain masturbation.

>he fell for the giving diamonds meme
>literally cannot stop giving money to de beers

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>>34514960
>I mean, if you can't put two and two together, you must be retarded, right?

Not really. A woman can lose her virginity as easily as you as a man can go over to your post box to grab your mail.

Therefore a girl virgin is very valuable, a lot more valuable than a guy virgin.

A guy's virginity costs nothing because it's difficult to get rid of. Nothing that's good is difficult to get rid of.

>>34515109
>>34515196
>he thinks """girls""" that do any of that shouldn't get diamonds

I agree.

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>>34515109
A friend of mine tore her hymen when snowboarding, and hit a tree really hard. Funny stuff.

>>34515242
This is why you beta cucks are virgins. Getting sex, losing your virginity is easy. You only make yourselves believe it's hard so you won't actually go out and try.

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>>34515144
LMAAAAAAOOOOOO

dsdaasssdw2334

>>34515196
>Or during gymnastics, or yoga, all stretching, energetic dancing, or just plain masturbation.
no hymen no diamond

>>34515370
Not an issue you will ever have to face. No girl will ever want you and you couldn't afford a diamond anyway.

>>34515389
>>34515389
lol gold digger, no hymen no diamond

>>34515109

>riding a bike
>riding a horse

is this what they're calling it these days?

>>34515469
She calls you a bike, but she calls Chad a horse.

>>34515469
normies and their lingo

mfw

>>34515476
Id rather be a bike. Bikes are more efficient per ccal.

>>34515469
>>34515476
Oh you boys

>>34515476
you don't know what she likes cos she speaks morse

>>34515501
she tells you she's a dyke, chad takes her by force

How about the reverse? No diamond, no hymen. If you can't afford a diamond you won't get her hymen.

>>34515501
You mean the frequency of her bouncing on Chad's dick spells out messages for me to read?

>>34515521
Does it matter what she spells when you will never breed?

>>34515518
I'll spend my NEETbux on my own game den. Fuck you bitch. Aight then, bye then.

>>34515427
Ah whatever

Stay bitter nerd.

>>34515109
Like any of us would ever want a bitch who rides horses on the daily.

>>34515572
>implying not being bitter would have any effect whatsoever

>>34515511

Lumpy facials on her face, look rather coarse.

>>34515573
Like any girl would want an autistic neckbeard neet.

>>34515590
Being bitter is the main reason robots can't get girls. So stopping being bitter would actually have a big impact.

>>34515518
the sad thing is, virginity of the vaginal sort, doesnt mean she didnt take it in the ass, ferociously.

There is no way to keep a girl intact unless we all go muslim, and even then its hard.

Which might happen sooner than later.

So thats something.


Also the only diamond Im giving out is my erection.

le winkity wink

>>34515604
>dying is exactly why people get cancer. so stopping dying would actually have a big impact.

>>34515838
Dumb..

Dumb.....

even if a woman was a virgin i still wouldn't marry her, marriage is for cucks

>>34515861
Not being able to get girls makes guys bitter. Which part of the analogy can't you understand?

Then the bitterness + the unattractiveness makes it even more impossible for a guy like that to get a gf.

>>34515273
I laffed at that, thanks bb

>>34515898
Not you, what the greentext anon say.

Calm down.

Thanks for the (You) tho, I'm on a roll so far.

>>34515919
I am the greentext anon. You think the consequence caused the cause.. not vice versa, which is silly.

>>34515934
Oh okay.

I'm not who you was talking to originally also.

(Yooooouuuuuuu)

>>34515898
Being bitter is a choice. Stop being bitter and you will get a gf.

>>34515982
Tell me why I should want to have a gf. What can a gf give me? What do women have besides pussy that's so unique and worth having?

>>34516002
Pussy, mainly. If you're gay then you're right, you don't want a gf.

>>34516009
>calling a man gay for not wanting a gf
so rich. what is that, a level 1 female comeback? so you can't give me any reasons to want a gf? you couldn't even say "companionship"? (the biggest BS female "attribute")

like i gotta keep a bitch entertained so i don't feel lonely and so that she doesn't get bored and dump me? wow, what a great deal man. totally worth it.

>>34515288
>i can do it so its easy xDDDDD
>evetyone is like me xdDDDDdddDD

normie mentality.

>>34516317
>wahhh wahhh wahh i dont wanna work give me a big wad of cash x,d
>nurmies i hate them rite guyss?? ((xD
>bemygfbemygfbemygf(no)fuk..
>fuk women, i got my animoo (still be my gf pls x,,,D)

bitch ass robot mentality

>>34516317
>I'm a speshul snowflake teehee I'm not like the other boys

Robot mentality.

>>34516388
>>34516403
get the fuck out of my board you fucking subhuman normies dont you have your boss anus to lick poop off ?

>>34516416
I was ready to go.

You still a little bitch though.

>>34516416
>subhuman

I get laid and have a well paid job. You're a kissless virgin NEET. Who is the subhuman now?

>>34516416
Lol "poop"

Unmute me pls

Most of the real robots(not that there's many left, it's mostly failed normies, fags and roasties here because you guys kept giving them attention and now they feel welcome here) could get themselves a nice whorish 3/10 practice gf if they really wanted. Then who knows, maybe you learn a thing or two and the next time it's a 5/10, the time after that it's a 6-7/10. It's a progress, which I don't think many people here understand

>>34516459
you.

kekekeke