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Taxi driver. True robot movie. Check it out pals! Good old Robert de Niro movie. Youre welcome. I think hes some kind of robot in this movie.
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/poltv/ told me I'm not allowed to support De Niro movies anymore because he is a cuck who has a nigger son and he spoke ill of our God Emperor President
Sorry
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>>34572277
I love/hate living in modern NYC and seeing how bad it was back when my dad and grandad were hanging out in the same areas I did
Sometimes I miss the sleaze
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>wants to blow up his school full of normies, chads, and stacies
>is attractive
>has/had a girlfriend
Does anyone think pic related was a robot or was he just being an edgy faggot?
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Should I turn myself into a mental hospital, or just do death by train?
I can't buy guns where I live. So no easy guaranteed double barrel wall painting..
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>>34572245
Kill yourself my man
No one will give a shit about you
You're just baiting for (You)s anyway fag
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>Traumatising a train driver
Hang yourself yo.
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Turn yourself into a mental hospital, anon.
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Why don't you have a petite qt gf to play video games and watch anime with yet?
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>>34572238
>implying I could get a gf let a lone a petite qt one
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>>34572238
Whenever fate, karma, god or whatever entity is running the universe decides to throw me a gf in my lap is when it happens. Until then its a waiting game.
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Do women like getting their breasts fondled?
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>just graduated college this yeat
>have 100k/year job
>Say I'm working from home today
>Do other shit all day
>Do this once a week
> Also have unlimited vacation days
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mid tier wage cuck
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>>34572189
Good on you lad, and now:GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34572189
Won't they eventually catch on you aren't working? What is your job?
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>tfw dad might have prostate cancer
2017 isn't looking too good lads
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Peace brother, may everything go well.
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isn't that like cancer in the ass? lole
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don't worry bro, lots of men get it. Don't be embarrassed and do what needs to be done else it'll just get worse. I'll pray for you anon :-)
I have a story about the worst, most autistic, most downright disgusting thing I've ever done.
>3 years ago
>be an opioid pill fiend, hey at least it's not heroin
>also have borderline-psychotic episodes every time I smoke weed for some reason but it's always fun as fuck so I don't care
>one day I smoke pot in the woods near my and this old friend of mine's house
>drift on the fringes of sanity for a bit, start thinking about painkillers
>decide I'm going to essentially raid the aforementioned old friend's medicine cabinet(s) because I knew his dad had them, and I was feeling so good anyway so I didn't give a fuck
>go to this kid's house, knock on the door, his mom answers, friend isn't home
>explain that I just came back from a long run and if I could come inside for a glass of water, following with a bathroom break
>she says yes
>she gets me a glass of water and I make my way to the bathroom
>lock the door, turn on the faucet so as not to attract suspicion
>open the medicine cabinet(s), fucking Vicodin and Percocet everywhere
>snatch a handful, not too many
>thank friend's mom and leave
>repeat this degeneracy for about a month
>eventually it somehow came to a point where I was smoking more weed than I was doing opiates
>and also having more and more outrageous and antisocial episodes, some more apparent than others
>walk to friend's house one day stoned beyond belief
>explain to friend's mom that friend and I are hanging out later and he said I can chill in his room in the meantime
>stupid bitch falls for it every time
>go up to friend's room, close the door behind me
>my first instinct was to look through his shit
>didn't find anything interesting surprisingly, until I looked through his clothing drawers
>he has these super comfy pajama sets
>put them on
>I get incredibly fucking horny as I always do when I smoke weed and get comfy, so I hop on his bed
>fire up my phone w/ my earphones and look up porn
[cont.]
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>>34572091
Go ahead, my son.
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>tilt my head back, close my eyes and start jacking off furiously to audible porn
>this is absolutely amazing, I feel so good I must be dreaming
>all of a sudden my friend's mom opens the fucking door but not before slamming it open because I didn't hear the first time
>we're both in utter shock, we're standing there paralyzed for about 2-3 seconds
>she tells me to get the fuck out of her house
>I do as I'm told, carry my clothes with me and just slip my shoes on barefooted in this kid's pajamas
>I run home as fast as I can, almost shitting myself
>kid messages me on Facebook the next day and told me to never go on his property again and that he's telling our old circle of friends that he still hangs out with
>immediately blocked him, haven't heard anything since
It's been 3 years and I'm still not over this. Should I just kill myself?
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>>34572091
gO aHEaD mY bOy" iT's aLl SaFE inN COurgEr tOwn
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>accidentally send erp reply to friend
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Lol. It's better than sending a nude photo, OP.
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/TfwNoTomokoBf/
This could turn into the next /steamfeels/
desu
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I just wish I had a cute boy to put on my lap and fuck senseless, and cuddle after.
My life isn't worth living until I get that dream, even if it's only on steam
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Despite all these claims that 4chan has gone to shit, doesn't anyone feel that it's no longer disturbing as it once was?
9 years, it legitimately felt that /b/ had genuine serial killers posting
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>>34572037
that's what made it fun. now it's filled with weabo traps and gay furry faggots who can hardly lift chopsticks without their knees buckling before them. their manga magazines weigh more than they do.
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Our adolescent edgeposting split our masculine masks revealing the squishy vulnerable interior which tremulously quivers in vain.
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>it legitimately felt that /b/ had genuine serial killers posting
m8 someone on /b/ murdered a woman and posted it only like 2 years ago.
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HeIIo world!
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fuck you normfag
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since your thread sucks and I don't want to start a new shitty thread I'm just gonna hijack yours
a qt from uni I have a crush on invited me to her birthday party tomorrow, what the fuck am I supposed to gift her? I never expected her to actually invite me and she even asked me personally
help robots, am I finally gonna make it?
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Why do so many girls self-harm and how can we help them to stop?
Does giving them the d help?
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>>34571952
Been talking once with a friend of mine about this. She told me that the pain gives her relief, and tried to encourage me to doing this. Thank goodness I refused immediately
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All I do is drink a ton of alcohol. I never quite got the appeal of cutting.
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>>34571952
>Why do so many girls self-harm
we're weak "people" with a herd mentality who all want to be special snowflakes and having scars shows people we're hurt/deep/different/hardcore/need help
>how can we help them to stop?
you can't, most stop when the attention stops, meaning when they're out of high school
>Does giving them the d help?
yes, but only to those of us who were raped/molested/sexually abused, I'd guess. Even still, probably not that much unless you can lay it down like daddy did.
What's a quick and easy way to kms
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Go to your local wal mart, buy a cheap gun, and shoot yourself.
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>>34571948
Hanging yourself is easy
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>>34571993
This.
But don't be a fucking faggot and be discovered by someone. Seriously. Don't.
But if you are sure that you won't be it's 100% safe.
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>tfw getting a labiaplasty because /r9k/ made me insecure about my roastie...
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>>34571942
Roasties are normal
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>>34571942
Now you're just lying to the world by trying to cover up the fact that you're a nonvirgin. Thats even worse.
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>>34571976
... it's genetics, I am a virgin
post birbs
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>>34571869
Only have "The Solitude in Ravens" by Massimilliano Fuksas, I think he killed himself shortly after he took these.
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>>34572204
That's really sad, why did he kill himself?
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post the birbs!
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This is a thread about normies. Tell me why you hate normies and how to spot them, I have been called a normie before. Should I kill myself?
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>>34571762
Why normies are disgusting
>they normalize anything that isn't normalized
>like if there's a game you like, they'll casualize it and turn it into more of a social event than a game
>they invade every corner of the internet with their shitty casualization
>they assume everyone is like them
>the force their groupthink on others
How to spot a normie
>nonvirgin
>has a social circle/group of friends
>has/had gf
>socializes daily
>generally successful
>prioritizes social interaction
If you are normalscum you need to gtfo right now.
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>>34571762
>I have been called a normie before. Should I kill myself?
Depends. Why have you been called a normie?
>>34571907
This is pretty much spot on.
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>>34571907
One thing I FUCKING HATE to hear from those little shits is the typical "You can't like X"
Or when I ask them if they like Y and they say something like "Nah I don't like it, nobody likes it" Like, they admit that they only like trends because they are trends, and at the same they sleep at night? It just doesn't fit to me
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I visited both sets of grandparents last weekend and neither asked if I have a gf.
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>>34571761
My family gave up trying to figure what's wrong with me
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I haven't had fast food in two days and counting.
I've been making food recipies because I want to stop being fat.
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>valentine's day coming soon
>live in a country where it's called "friend's day"
>no shame in not having a gf