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HeIIo world!
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fuck you normfag
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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<title></title>
</head>
<body>
<div>Hello world!</div>
</body>
</html>
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since your thread sucks and I don't want to start a new shitty thread I'm just gonna hijack yours
a qt from uni I have a crush on invited me to her birthday party tomorrow, what the fuck am I supposed to gift her? I never expected her to actually invite me and she even asked me personally
help robots, am I finally gonna make it?
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public class Hello
{
public static void main (String [] args)
{
System.out.println("Hello world!");
}
}
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>>34572404
Get her something obviously pointless. Since you most likely don't know her well enough to get her a substantial present get her a joke. Like a stuffed raccoon or a crocodile mug.
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>>34572438
just let me pretend for a second that I have a chance
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#include <stdio.h>
int main(){
printf("Hello World!");
}
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>>34572429
which code language is this
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>>34572453
I need to clarify something. Not like a stuffed animal raccoon but moreso a taxidermized one. It has to be really obvious, box full of shitty bug toys, a stress ball shaped like an ear of corn, ect
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>>34572508
the language java, original comment incoming
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>>34571992
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<title></title>
</head>
<body>
<js> alert("Hello world!"); </js>
</body>
</html>
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>>34572508
Looks similar to C#.
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#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
int main(int agrc,char *argv[]) {
printf("Hello world!\n");
return 0;
}
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>>34572552
Java is dead. No one is programming with it nowadays.
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Print "Hello World!"
>this triggers guido van rossum for some reason
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>>34572844
Not a fan of C really. Definitely prefer C #.
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How the fuck is that original
ffs this comment isn't even original
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>>34573059
Hello worId!
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>>34571992
message(M):-
M = 'Hello World'.
?-message(M).
If someone gets this one without googling. Then they are true programmers.
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>>34572951
C# isn't a real language. C is. That's the difference. That's like saying visual basic or matlab is a language.
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>>34572508
I think it is C#, though it could be another C language. I only have experience with C# and Python.
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>>34573153
No bro it's definitely Java.
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>>34572910
Tell that to my uni cause I'm taking a java course right now
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>>34572404
this
oreganialwefj013r
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I like Java more than C++
C++ confuses me with it's pointer and address shit
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>>34573481
1/10 you made me reply. actually 2/10 because i know people who have actually said this
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