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>>34582256
What the fuck do you need camels for? Bestiality is disgusting

Tell us how it goes anon

>>34582256
Go for it anon. Get some camel menthols

>>34582188
Are you a girl (female)?

>180 lbs
>160 lbs
Quit job, lost muscle

>360 lbs.
>idk but definitely fatter

>>34582188
>135 lbs
>151 lbs

I started eating fast food a lot more.

why you had kids when you knew there was a high risk one of them would develop schizophrenia is beyond me. now im a nobody nutcase dependant on libido fulminating pills for the rest of my life. i didnt ask to be born. i certainly didnt ask to be born with a mental illness. on top of that you married a walking textbook case of major depression. the fucking medications make me feel sedated all day long and i can barely concentrate, how am i supposed to get ahead in life. i love you guys but fuck you both

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>be me
>lazy cunt
>don't do work because i'm lazy
>get punished for not doing work
>repeat

>too lazy to change

how should i kill myself, robots?

>>34583652
you're probably too lazy to kill yourself

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>>34582173

Most would probably say it may be handy for landing a decently paying job.
Never did college because I was to take over dads biz but always thought people picked something to study that they were interested in so that they could find a job in that field eventually.

Anno a shit btw

>>34582173
>none of this shit matters
why doesn't it matter? what does matter?

>>34582296
nothing lol

original

how old is that image

>>34582164
Are you losing you minimum wage cashier job because people are using self check-out? Good, maybe you will do something more useful to society you fucking retard

Self checkout is always faster than having someone ring up your shit

>being so unoriginal you just copy threads straight from other boards

>>34582121
>implying it's not the same person

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/TfwNoTomokoBf/
>tfw no clingy tomoko bf to abuse

desu oreo

>>34582101
Did rex thunderknot go easy on you?

Sex with "that," do you mean Tyrone's giant BBC that destroys your anus?

>>34582101
It is your pillow? I consider my pillow riding sessions like sex.

>>34582100
Maybe not one you are attracted to. Such is the cruel joke of unrequited love.

But why do you care. People are just people after all.

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Actually anon there are billions.

> S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl was released a decade ago

Well, in a month and half.

Shit, fuck you OP, you started this walk down memory lane.

who cares? it was a meme for normie weebs.

>>34582327
261986

orginial comment

Chug water, chug it til you feel like vomiting.

>>34582059
>tfw fat but love all kinds of food including fruit and veggies
tendiecucks like you are pathetic

>>34582059
>being fat without a secret superdooper last resort stash which is always replenished as soon as it has been compromised

m8 cmon you can be a fatter you, if you just tried.

Go through what you ate today, if you want.

>>34582036
I've never gotten anyone's number to text me, male or female

"If there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?"

>>34582036

inb4 normie out

>r9k is normie
>these threads always degenerate into normie texts
>lets not pretend you don't have at least one orbiter

>>34581994
>hs sophomore
>milo and red pill
underageb&

>>34582051
this was 3 years ago

losing your virginity is really easy in any kind of club scene the poorer the easier basically cause you'll meet druggie girls and things like this

so go to a illegal rave and they're basically giving it to anyone

Girl here, they look sexy but i prefer those white newbalance shoes.

>>34581936
no. you're inability to emote or empathize will.

Only if you wear them with formal clothing. Any other comments are just underage bullshit.

I agree. When a girl can pull off short hair without looking like a dyke, it's incredibly attractive.

>>34581923
>girls with hitler youth haircut

my literal fetish

>>34581923
>admitting your gay
wew ladie

No matter what you do/say, you're still leaving and nothing will come of it. Just start forgetting about her now and she'll still forget you before you forget her.

>>34581884
Yeah, to be honest, saying anything would just make me look desperate, I've been thinking of just saying nothing then moving.

>>34581853
Does she even know your name? Do you have any contact, etc.?