I'm moving away in a month, from the town my oneitis lives, what should be my fair well message? Please help me think of a good one robots.
No matter what you do/say, you're still leaving and nothing will come of it. Just start forgetting about her now and she'll still forget you before you forget her.
>>34581884
Yeah, to be honest, saying anything would just make me look desperate, I've been thinking of just saying nothing then moving.
>>34581853
Does she even know your name? Do you have any contact, etc.?
>>34582232
Yes we both know each other's names, and I have her Spyke and Kik.
>>34581853
You can get over her fast by imagining her taking a big dump
>>34581853
>"I gotta go do something."
>"What do you have to go do, anon?"
>prolonged silence
>"I just gotta drive."
>drive off while blasting Judas Priest and never look back
>>34582840
Nah, just makes me want to do anal with her badly, so not helping.
>>34582874
Um OK?..
Are you friends at all or does she barely even know you?
>>34583616
We used to be pretty good friends, but I kinda fucked it up with my autism.
>>34581853
Block/delete her on everything and never contact her again. You two will never be. I know that because you're here. I'm sorry, anon. I once thought I had a chance with mine too. How naive of me.
start tributing picture after picture of her, then leave your stack of pics in her mailbox anonymously
for great justice
>>34582874
>not blasting the real human bean song
>>34581853
>2017
>have a "oneitis"
>still haven't given up on 3D whores to live the superior 2D lifestyle
I smell plebbit
reee
>>34581853
tell her you were the anonymous hacker known as 4chan, stole pictures from her phone and posted her nudes on /b/
>>34581853
so long, and thanks for all the fish!
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ogogo
>>34581853
wtf why would you leave a fair well message?just go for a last coffee sometime if you are close friends or just tell her you are leaving if you meet her at random.for robots people here sure are emotional and over dramatic.