ITT: Post the last text a girl (any) sent you

>>34582036
I've never gotten anyone's number to text me, male or female

"If there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?"

>>34582036

inb4 normie out

>r9k is normie
>these threads always degenerate into normie texts
>lets not pretend you don't have at least one orbiter

>>34582036
We Facetime

>>34582104

how do you organise facetime lad

do you not organise it?

people just video-call each other without warning?

Me: [Her name]
so dreamy
Her: ??
Me: just goofing off.
Chat Conversation End

>>34582118
its the future, you fucking shrimp coupon

>>34582141

using punctuation during texts is the equivalent of irl virgin walking

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Oneitis trying to keep me in orbit, (orange is her)

>I would rather think it means that the greatest die first. And besides, the saxophone doesn't really fit. We need this icon more

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It's my sister.

originalipus

>>34584270
Story?
Original comment69696959420

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>>34582036
Co worker qt

>>34585188
>True! You're a good chick, pal
>has a girlfriend
Can't tell if autist or not

>>34584270
Betting money on abortion or STD check. Only reason I can think of her being afraid the parents find out she went to the doc

>>34585214
I've never been diagnosed if that helps?

>Just a few weeks left. I am so excited!

>It's true. Like the old proverb says, "A man can be driven to do anything, if a beautiful women is just really, really mean to him."

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Texting the girl I'm dating about going to this banquet thing for an organization we're a part of. Decided to ask if she wanted to ride together or anything. Feels good that she'd decide to ride with me. She's the first girl I've dated ever, hope it lasts for a while.

Also before at the beginning you can see me telling her that i had a surprise planned for her on Valentine's Day + V-Day weekend. Can't wait until then, I think she'll love what I have planned.

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shes pretty cute when shes sleepy

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>>34582253
>yeppers
really, bro?

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>>34582036
I deleted them all so I can't look back.

>>34582036
>dude wtf why are you being so mean to me I just joined I didn't do anything to you
I was mad at roasties joining into a group chat.

>>34582253
>yeppers

are you for real

>>34582036
No, baby! It's fine. I love you.
And Kaba is giving me an acupressure massage on my back.

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Me and my two lady friends planning a re-union