Anybody get REALLY close to losing their virginity here? >be

>>34581994
>hs sophomore
>milo and red pill
underageb&

>>34582051
this was 3 years ago

losing your virginity is really easy in any kind of club scene the poorer the easier basically cause you'll meet druggie girls and things like this

so go to a illegal rave and they're basically giving it to anyone

>getting my dick sucked
>i pussy out when asked to fuck

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>back when I had friends
>flatwarming for said friends
>someone at some point or something hired a stripper who was a personal friend of theirs
>she does a show in the fucking lounge
>i'm just sitting on the couch drinking quietly wishing i never left my room
>she starts giving me a lap dance for some reason
>awkwardly sitting there as drunk people cheering me on and shit
>kill me.jpg
>it stops, no more stripping, everyone just continues music and drinking and yelling far too fucking loud
>since best friend was moving into there, organized to crash in the spare room they had (for the time being) on a spare bed left by previous tenants
>for some reason stripper starts hitting on me before im about to go to sleep
>follows me into room im sleeping in
>gets entirely naked
>ends up on top of me, in bed, grinding on my jeans
>talking about fucking, but i'm sperging hard and don't even want to fuck a stripper
>her friend knocks on the door, tells her she's leaving soon if she wants to come with
>stripper asks me if she should stay
>manage a "nah"
>she leaves, and I get a good nights sleep

it was a close call

32 m virgin los angeles

kik: zsasza

and no

>had a gf
>about two weeks in relationship
>i sleep at her house
>we make out in the morning
> just as I am about to stick it in, she says she doesn't want to do it because her sister is sleeping next door
>gets up to get a shower
>I ask her to get her sister for a threesome
>her confidence goes down
>I fuck off
>two weeks later I break up
>2/10 would not recommend

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>invited to one party in my entire life on earth
>at university in the first week
>really uncomfortable standing around like the man in the my feet hurt pictures
>at one point decide to go and hide in the toilet
>go and open the toilet door
>a girl is sitting on the toilet, apparently forgot to lock it
>our eyes meet
>for soe reason decide she is horny
>smile and say 'WHAT A NICE TOILET FOR ME TO SHIT ON'
>turn and pull down my pants
>she mumbles 'touch me and I'll have you arrested'
>apologise, stumble out and close the door
>stand guard until she is done (which takes like 40 minutes)
>go home

closest for me

>>34583703
wtf did I just read?!

Originalium

>>34581994
Got close, several times.
Have told my stories a bunch of times here... man am I a beta.

>>34581994
What gave it away?
>Mentioning the tourettes
>Still thinking you are hot and not a sperg autist
>Every dog has their day.jpeg

You shoulda done it boy YOU SHOULDA done it, but y-you'll get another chance r-right?

>>34583703
Kek you have some serious autism

32 m virgin los angeles

kik: zsasza

and no i have not