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>>34613750
Prove it.
orignial posterino

>>34613750
Delet this immediatamente

>>34613750
>it's my own fault that i'm a bald manlet
yeah okay thanks

Music. Netflix

Masturbation and organising a night out so I have something to look forward to.

>>34613743
anime
it helps fight most of the symptoms
better then any jew pill

Please do greentext

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>tfw several close friends who care about my well being and legitimately enjoy and seek out my company

>>34613779
Fuck off, i thought the same too until i realised all they did was hate behind my back

yes, now stfu

in an original manner

>>34613593
only one pack a month?

>>34613627
Yes. Not exaggerating. I have a lot of willpower.

>>34613577
>Hey look its another "fembot" crying about how lonely she is while ignoring all the anons offering to be her bf episode

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>>34613614
>wanting a robot as your bf
>wanting to meet a robot
>wanting anything to do with a robot

>>34613696
Why are you here then?
Attention whoring or fishing for chad?
Either way, standard "fembot" shit.

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>>34613503
>le 9gag watermark
sage

"Hey QT, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

"I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you."

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>>34613473
Have this Pepe I drew last week

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going to dump my collection of cancer

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>>34613551
big cheeso is a good one

Probably your physical attributes

that's what it is for me

>>34613281
If you are ugly it is impossible.
original post

Because women's standards are sky high and they refuse to lower them.

All the remotely pretty girls I went to school with were prude cunts who only dated Chads and refused to acknowledge other guys existed. Instead of just lowering their fucking standards a little they choose to wait for another available Chad, stay single their whole lives, or become lesbians cause god forbid they ever give any guy that doesn't meet their standards a chance.

>>34613278
Remember, it's only called confident if you are hot, if you are ugly, you will just get called creepy.

If you have a certain cognitive penchant for denial, then yes, you can legitimately convince yourself to be confident simply by changing your internal mental self-talk.

Otherwise, you have to actually do things that make you feel more confident. Achieve goals. Build a track record of successes that reinforce your belief in your capabilities.

It's why most of the happiest most "confident" people I know are also some of the biggest quitters I know. They turn their back almost immediately on anything they don't feel they are going to quickly succeed at or that's going to come easily to them. They have a kind of involuntary ego self-preservation thing going on that protects them from anything that could potentially cause them to think lesser of themselves.

Most robots lack that. They have resilience without ability which is the recipe for failure.

They just hide their problems better than you. It is easy. You just lie.

heroin overdose is still on top

>>34613329
impossible to get

>>34613394
Do you not live in the US or something? Or live in a flyover state?
If I messaged enough people right now I could probably have some by the end of the night.

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>>34613257
you are asking r9k this? the body pillow owning faggots?

>>34613257
You better be a faggot. We dont like them roasties here.

>>34613353
I am, actually. Geralt is the hottest vidya character ever.

>>34613247
Girls are the least of your problems friendo.
oregando post

>>34613274
I disagree. I feel many of my problems stem from being awful around the opposite sex

>>34613328
TBQH if you are over 20 and had 0 success with girls you are either ugly or autistic.

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>tfw ex gfs would get pissed off because I didn't make noises during sex like in their japanese yaoi hentai cartoon shows
maybe if women chose to have sex with me earlier than when I was 18 I wouldn't have had to master the art of silent fapping

>>34613203

it's more like groaning, at the end at the finish, otherwise mostly heavy breathing

>>34613203
I whistle during sex

Holy shit leftists are gonna go berserk over this

>>34613222
I don't click on links because of lynks disease, is this real, did he really do it?

>>34613268
Can t it be both?

Mestball ravioli

Fucking jews oregaiuro

Kinda gross m8 I'd r8 her 1/8

>>34613084
>that hip:waist ratio
>those neanderthal eyebrows
I'd tongue her butthole