Are (You)s addicting?
Guess you'll never find out
>>34627434
I don't know. Maybe (You) should tell me.
>>34627434
Yeah, for someone who doesn't get much attention they're pretty addictive.
Why is this board dead on friday nights?
>>34627389
WHERES THE LIKE BUTTON WHERES THE FUCKING LIKE BU-GAAAAAHHHHH NOOOO!!!!!
>>34627389
It's asked nearly every weekend. It's because the normalfags are out with friends
>>34627389
Most people on 4chan are teenagers. Teens party on the weekend. If you're hear and you're over 21 nigga u Don goofed.
t. 23 yr old manchild
>tfw no gook Magikarp gf
Anyone have advice for an Arab bot to score an Asian qt? Are there any bad things about dating Asian grils?
>>34627355
What's a magikarp
>>34627388
See pic related>>34627355's
It's just an Asian qt who looks like a fish when sucking cock. Most Asian girls will look like this due to their facial features.
You posted this thread last night didn't you?
How big is too big anons?
and how can chestlets even compete with this? are they even relevant any more?
>>34627317
>implying that there is too big
There is no 'too big'.
Only 'too small'.
Cowtits are shit. Literally nigger-tier fetish.
Everything else, big or small, is good.
>>34625523
Anon did not provide proof of government health institutions acting on this board, but considering that politics in all its forms are a thing on boards, there is no reason to doubt of the possibility.
In fact, this place used to be a refuge from the real life mess and now my thoughts are being registered to have profiles built.
We don't need your help. Period. We will seek help if we think shit has gotten bad enough, either through drugs, therapy or suicide.
Yes, suicide since we did not ask to be born in the first place.
Leave or at least stop messing this place, you are only making things worse.
>>34627237
Register thisssssss motions to crtoch region
i want my bf to fuck me roughly within those walls
>>34627330
>>34627338
fuck off psychology chads
>When normies confuse high-functioning autism for "retardation but good at math" and basically treat you like a five year old
>>34627207
>when normies exist
That's my biggest pet peeve to be honest
>>34627207
A little off topic, but what's it like having legitimate non-joke autism?
>>34627207
>people who say"y'all"
>people who compare irl events to a normie work like 1984, Harry Potter or Star Wars
if there are so many roasties on this board as you claim than when will it be my turn to get a gf
this very moment
>>34627162
be my online bf
Well first you need to fill out your girlfriend application and submit it to the nearest post office or Department of Motor Vehicles.
After about 2-3 months, you should receive a notice in the mail detailing whether your application has been approved or rejected.
If it's been rejected, you'll receive a refund for the postage amount as well as some tips and pointers on how to successfully pass the girlfriend exam and have your next application approved.
If it's approved, you will have 30 days to submit a follow-up application detailing the exact specifications for your girlfriend, and then after a 1-week waiting period, a girlfriend will be shipped to your house.
I bet you never even filled out the application.
Dubs decides what we make our name. Looking to talk to some Robots and hopefully piss off anybody else who is using the site.
Crack whore
This is an omegle clone with a roleplay twist if anyone was wondering
Lets have a chat
Busy busy busy. She's 6 years younger than me and has over 1000 friends on Facebook and is always out doing something. I have about 3 friends. Before you REEE at me she's my first gf and we've only been together a month.
I've seen her twice this week but otherwise she has plans every single day and it sucks. I have about 3 friends. I feel lonely and like she's too good for me and is going to probably end up dumping me. She sends me text saying she misses me and cute pics and stuff but it's not the same.
wat do?
Dat your girl?
>wat do
Stop being self-insecure
2 times a week sounds fairly normal
how long have u been together
why do you care if some bitch dumps you
stop caring, be alpha, knock it off
Thats it. The animals in the ocean will die because of ous. All rare, big, funny, beautiful animals will be killed, hunted, eaten. There will soon only be humans, city birds, rats and insects left on this rotten earth.
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=22d_1486140208
How do you cope with this? How do you handle the depression?
>>34627110
The world isn't meant to be static, asshole.
I hate all of this "we have to think about the environment, dude!" bullshit, as if the environment has some inherently-proper way of existing. Fuck off. If they can't cope, they deserve to die.
>>34627110
Very trippy post.
>>34627146
Desert is a spook, edgelord.
Who wants to keep me company while I drink myself to sleep?
We can talk about anything really.
>>34627035
What do you like to drink Ive never drank before so I'm debating it
>>34627054
I mostly drink beer or whisky.
If you've never drank before you'll probably hate both of them
Who /drinkingtokillthepain/ here?
Can anyone tell me what a prostate orgasm feels like and how hard it is to achieve, all information and stories are welcome.
>thinking of fooling around with this
>>34627006
feels like a heart throb for your waifu in the bum while it pours out molten lava and your dingly randomly jump shooting glaze wherever it can
>>34627130
more?
also is it mental or physical like do I need to wear a skirt and moan and squeak and think about getting fucked or just ride it and Jack off?
I've played with my ass a bit and while I've never had actually found my prostate, my orgasm was definitely stronger than if I had only used my hand.
Is the purpose of a prison to (any combination or selection of the following)
A) Punish offenders
B) Remove dangerous individuals from society
C) Rehabilitate offenders
D) Give a society the chance to be avenged
And ideally how do you think a prison system should be designed to accommodate your choices?
Does the current prison system in your country satisfy your criteria? Where did it success and where does it fall?
>>34626963
Ideally, it would do all of these things.
>>34626963
Norway here, with the legendary luxury prisons.
I believe in removing dangerous individuals from society + rehabilitation. The reason our prisons are so nice is so you don't promote prisons as being a training ground for more criminality. They can get an education in there, learn something. It's all pointed towards them being able to reintegrate to society, because they probably ended up in there in the first place because they fell out of society.
It seems to work as well, since the rate of returning prisoners is very low.
Breivik will never leave though.
>>34626978
I think punishment and vengeance are pointless pursuits that do more lasting damage than provide solutions but maybe I'm just a softy.
do i needs these anxiety meds or should i just join the army
If you take anxiety meds chances are the army won't take you.
that u amy
>>34626945
If you need to take meds to tackle normal life, the army is going to be too much for you
Most of you virgins and normies on this board won't notice the signs until its too late.
Ill start with t he obvious ones
>Overweight
This usually means she's lazy and has very little self control
>"I really don't like drama, but it follows me wherever I go!"
Run.
>"I have mostly guy friends because they are cooler to be around and don't cause drama"
Translation: I can't handle competing with other women, so I surround myself with beta orbiters and yes men so that I will never be challenged.
>abnormal obsession with babies or cats
>Has no other ambitions in life outside of being a mother
>her own family won't talk to her
>single mom
>was abused physically or sexually
>identifies with fucking psychopaths. "I just love the books written by Sylvia Plath!"
I think that's it.
don't die on me yet you whore
basdfadsfa
has a self diagnosed mental disorder
run
>>34626921
>is a woman
Means she's and emotional leach, unfaithful, will betray you in the blink of and eye when she feels like it and then pretend you're just being irrational when you say something about it.
Etc.