Autism Pet Peeves

>>34627207
>when normies exist
That's my biggest pet peeve to be honest

>>34627207
A little off topic, but what's it like having legitimate non-joke autism?

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>>34627207
>people who say"y'all"
>people who compare irl events to a normie work like 1984, Harry Potter or Star Wars

>>34627502
my gf's sister says y'all so fucking much dude...literally tilts me off the face of the planet

>>34627496
Not that bad desu.

I'm pretty high-functioning, so I assume I think mostly like a normie, but I'm a little behind socially.

I have irl friends, and even a few close irl friends, we just almost never hang out outside of school.

I'm not really bullied; a few people try to fuck with me for laughs, but they do that with everyone.

Being patronized is what I hate the most.

>>34627543
"Y'all" is only appropriate if the speaker is from the American South, and/or the word "niggas" comes immediately after it.

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>>34627496
Like hell.

Memes aside the big thing I guess is not understanding social cues at all. Imagine if every other person was blank-faced and monotone. It's not quite like that, but that's about as much understanding an autist gets into other people's moods just off body language or tone of voice.

>>34627207
When people tell you you're too quiet.

>>34627207
>When people walk behind you and maintain their distance for the entirety of your walk
>When people sit near you in class even though there's like 20 open seats for them to choose from
>When the cashier tries to make conversation with you
>When you're driving in the middle of the night and one other jackass that happens to be on the road stays right behind you the entire way
>When you're pulled up to a stoplight and the guy in the lane beside you stops so that his line of vision is in line with yours
>When people look at you for no particular reason

I just really despise human interaction.

>>34627496
Pretty cool except the part where I'm basically stuck on a planet of weird asshole aliens and everything is really fucking loud all the time.

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(not literally autistic)
>tfw normies I don't even know start small talk when I'm just trying to buy some bepsi
>tfw normies ask what music you listen to while listening to said music
>tfw the alpha-negative Chad picks on you for minute shit and gets the other lemmings to focus on that little flaw in your voice/face/posture/whatever
>tfw normies ask what phone you use (hurr is that an iPhone?)
>tfw groups of normies walk slowly beside each other in a thin corridor