if there are so many roasties on this board as you claim than

this very moment

>>34627162
be my online bf

Well first you need to fill out your girlfriend application and submit it to the nearest post office or Department of Motor Vehicles.

After about 2-3 months, you should receive a notice in the mail detailing whether your application has been approved or rejected.

If it's been rejected, you'll receive a refund for the postage amount as well as some tips and pointers on how to successfully pass the girlfriend exam and have your next application approved.

If it's approved, you will have 30 days to submit a follow-up application detailing the exact specifications for your girlfriend, and then after a 1-week waiting period, a girlfriend will be shipped to your house.

I bet you never even filled out the application.

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>>34627162
So long as you're not a manlet (below 5'10) and have at least average looks you shouldn't have too much trouble

You just have to be forward and make a move bro