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>caught my gf looking at black dicks on the computer

Should I call her out or do you think this is some false flag

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Get in her bros, I'm getting drunk alone on a Saturday Nnight and the tags are empty.

Tags:

r9k, r9komegle, 4chan (optional)

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Why aren't women interested in discussing science or philosophy?

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The black man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of africa, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The black man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man.

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The black penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the black man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent african seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the black man impregnates.

In total, the black man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the black man is the epitome of masculinity and male dominance.

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Be honest with yourself robots, you're going to be alone on the 14th, aren't you?

Well, why don't you instead spend that day with your fellow robots fapping to whatever gets you hot and bothered, comforting each other over tfw no gf/bf?

The rules are simple. 9 Days until Valentine's with No-Fapping at all until then.

When the 9 days are over and the normies are out, a thread will be made to talk about how our week went and what we finally busted our nuts too.
ERP, porn dumping, and fetish posting will be encouraged.

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what was your senior year of high school like?

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Remember Jeff B^Uckley and his HILARIOUS webcomic?

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when will there be an uber for gfs?

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My name is Jonathan and me and my associates have come to the decision to allow all of the classy fellows and gals of 4chan. So if you are up for autism and intellectual conversation.

Rule #1- No gays allowed
Rule #2- No niggers allowed
Rule #3- If you get triggered, kys.
Rule #4- You will only us as Master
Rule #5- Anything you say can and will be used against you
Rule #6- If you happen across a man called voruh, tell him he will make it anywhere in life and he might as well kill himself.
Rule #7- If you are not a person of the classical variety, you need to stay out, you nigger.
Rule #8- If you are a girl, you will be admin but only if you send nudes
Rule #9- If you are fan of the Columbine or Sandy Hook, etc., you will be welcomed as a god among men. We understand your feels.
Rule #10- If you are guy, a dic pic is required to enter.
https://discord.gg/Uvf2G

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Goku is ENFP.

And you, dear anon?

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Whenever i wanna help someone or tell a story on r9k i start typing then after a while i just delete it all. Sorry

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Um, excuse me, erm, hi, um, I'm sorry, your name, um, A, Anonymous, was it? Um, erm, I, I, I s-see you a lot, um, alone, I see you, a lot, alone, I see you a lot alone, um, I, alone, too, a lot, um, friends, I, don't have, s-so, um, thinking, I was, spend time, two persons, alone, who are, um, s-s-sorry, what I am trying to say, um, c-can I, um, can we, be, um, f, f, f, f... f... f-friends??

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She's moved on.
Why can't you?

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>be me
>taking literature class
>going over different genres
>teacher chooses fantasy
>everyone has to write their own short story based on the genre
>then a peer has to analyze it and put it into a paragraph and write about how it uses common motifs in the genre
>finish writing short stories
>peer review time
>mfw when I have to go over the story of the kid with Aspergers
>mfw when the story is pretty bad
>mfw when its due on monday

TL;DR: I need to review a fantasy story written by a student with asperger's for literature class and I don't know how to approach it

What do i do fellow robots? I mean, I want to get a good grade on my analysis but I don't want to go to hard on him.


Here is the story: http://pastebin.com/ystqgbCy

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This place was inhabitated by losers and lonely men first, roaches knew they would get shit on yet they complain about a virgin infested shithole like /r9k/.

That is not very dependant of you and it makes me suspect that you actually crave for one like us, but we never give you the hour of the day.

But then I meet a couple of you IRL and you roaches despise people like us, it is completely different, so what the fuck do you want? Acceptance from us despite being forced into autistic shit like shitposting here so we don't have to deal with your petty kind? That is not how it works.