Why aren't women interested in discussing science or philosophy?
>>34650251
why are viruses such dicks
They are, stop getting your opinions from a website full of teenage boys
>>34650255
They're doing their best to survive, don't be a dick
>>34650270
>survive
they're not even alive bro
>>34650251
this is so gross
they are. what do you want to discuss?
>>34650255
they aren't really alive, not sure its fair to judge them like that.
>>34650251
Because they lack the mental capacity required.
>>34650279
They're more alive than a bitter virgin spending his days watching haremshit anime and shitposting on 4chan
first i was gonna tell >>34650270
how you're a superhero and so aawesome
and then >>34650279
LMAOOOOO i laughed so much at you omgg ahahahahahahahahha <33333
>>34650270
you're coo l <333 like a ahagridd :DD the best! big homie mediator truth descender
>>34650270
>They are,
False.
On related note they also aren't interested in STEM fields.
>>34650251
this question might be retarded but why arent pictures from electron microscopes in color?
>>34650282
>this is so gross
What's gross about a literal microscopic robot?
>>34650293that was totally uncalled forit hurt my feelings
>>34650302
it's not a friking robot
it's a tarantula in freaking origami form
and that is what nightmares are made of
and i wish i never knew. i wish :(
alot of them do
Also op is that a virus? source n this imagE?
Viruses are nanomachines made by hateful aliens who want to kill us
>>34650300
Because the things that need to be observed from election microscopes are too small for light to bounce off of.
>>34650325
>alot of them do
Again, false.
>Also op is that a virus? source n this imagE?
it's a bacteriophage, which is a virus that infects Bacteria.
>>34650346
They should get someone to colorize them.
Most people just want to have a chill conversation about something easy. Not everyone is a sperg.
>>34650293
Why are you so triggered by OP's question?
>>34650351
You can't colorize something that you don't know what color it is.
>>34650312
>Be bacteriaphage
>Only function: find cells and inject DNA into them to make more bacteriaphages
Literally a robot made up of proteins. They're so qt too, they look like little spiderbots.
>>34650365
>Not everyone is a sperg.
Source? Make sure it's published in a reputable stem journal
>>34650368
Sure you can, if you use your imagination.
>>34650297
What....is that social commentary?
>>34650368
technically colors are only our imperfect interpretation of the world, so we really don't know what color anything is
>>34650373
You've literally just proven my point. You're so concerned with debating and being serious that you don't understand why most people don't like conversing like that.
>>34650371
iii hate youuuu!!ieieieieeee!!!!!!!*squeals*
whyyyy do you have to tell me its name;-;...idunwanna knoooooowhing *crosses arms*T.T.......... lets say tis fluffy and cloudy
and now it never doesnt exist
>>34650399
>tfw too smart for imagination
SHUT THIS THREAD DOWN PLEASEEE IM GETTING ANXIETY GOD
if this is true and that exists
i think thats illuminati implanted or like
some concept artist drew that for fun for some tentacle sex alien monster messed up proplankton fantasy
either way
he should be exterminated, extinguished, executed.
if i knew that thing existed
and was anwyhere near me?
oh i would set myself on fire. yes. this world
and b4 someone tells me thats on me right now
im gonna close this thread and never come backREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!*TRUNRS*
R*
*RUNS*
>>34650438
Stop typing like this. It's repulsive.
There are tons of female biomedical researchers. I'm not sure what you're talking about.
>>34650424
I have a feeling that /b/ (or /a/) is raiding us, the atmosphere was normal (by /r9k/s' standards) a few hours ago but now it's just full on brain-dead.
>>34650463
No. Make me.
Unless you're going to ask the creators of my laptop why they made their keys so easy to press, I am not going to fix the double letters which arise from the spamming of letters caused by the weight of my light princess fingers.
Good day.
>>34650455
I was about to say someone never took high school biology, but judging from the way you type I doubt you're even old enough to be in high school.
>>34650251
>>34650255
>>34650270
>>34650279
>>34650286
>>34650293
How do viruses move and seek out certain cells if they aren't alive
>>34650484
>new and strange threads
>must be invaders
well, i guess i can't say there isn't a logic to that conclusion
>>34650251
They are. I just came back from a recruitment event at a cell biology PhD program and half the people there were women.
>tfw no android bf who doesn't need sleep so he can watch out for phagocytes while i zz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LQdh42neg
>>34650438
Mmm... Would you look at this high quality image taken with an electron microscope? Look at the detail! Quite fascinating!
>>34650495
They follow the programming of their DNA.
>>34650515
>shit brown
seems appropriate
>>34650495
"Viruses are not considered "alive" because they lack many of the properties that scientists associate with living organisms. Primarily, they lack the ability to reproduce without the aid of a host cell, and don't use the typical cell- division approach to replication. Essentially, however, this is just how scientists have defined the word. If viruses were classified as living, other types of self-replicating genes, proteins, and molecules would make the list as well."
>>34650489
You know what man? FUCK you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbJtYqBYCV8
kumbaya~
>>34650527
Robots lack the ability to reproduce too
>>34650534
No, fuck me
hehehe
This isn't exclusive to women. Very few people can discuss those subjects beyond a superficial level.
>>34650251
Because they're fucking stupid OP
>>34650495
They have receptors and when these receptors detect proper hosts they trigger the virus to inject its DNA into the cell.
>>34650546
viruses are /r9k/'s patron animal
because they're not even alive
>>34650518
My yr 12 bio class taught that viruses don't have dna. Only rna
>>34650251
they are ,but you only know dumb sluts
>he doesnt discuss obsucre topics with a sperg qt
literally the highlight of my days
today we talked about different ways of random sampling in simulation
>>34650270
FUUUUUCK VIRUSES HAVE LEARNED TO POST ON 4CHAM
>>34650599
They can have both.
>greetings milady, my interests include science, philosophy and atheism, and what might yours be?
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NUCLEOID A NUCLEOLUS AND A NUCLEI?
>>34650609
viruses actually get to touch vaginas too
must suck being inferior to something that isn't even alive
>>34650653
Actually I'm not a virgin. I've touched many a vagina. I'm still a robot because I've had to fake everything to be anything, socially.
>>34650646
The nucleoid is the general area in prokaryotic cells (bacteria and the like) that contains genetic information. The nucleolus is the are in nuclei that contains the chromosomes. The nucleus is the organelle in eukaryotic cells that contain the dna.
>>34650686
>I've touched many a vagina
>I'm still a robot
I fucking hate neo-r9k
>>34650686
You know how to play the game, at least you're conscious of what you can project. That's a good thing, use it wisely.
>>34650428
It was literally a joke dude haha literally L IT E R A L L Y
also like ahah dude
L O N D ONN?
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>>34650527
parasitic worms need a host too, and they're alive
>>34650351
Most electronic microscope images use false color
>>34650734
Yet another thing robots share many features with
>>34650734
big difference between a cell and a host body.
i was gonna type something but it was gay so i didn't
>>34650527
Sounds more like they need to redefine what being alive is.
>>34650734
Yes but they are made up of cells that can reproduce on their own, which makes them alive. By transitive property, makes the worm alive too.
>>34650255
you should be thanking these creatures. they destroy bacteria.(but also 'good' bacteria,so its 50/50)
I still find it fascinating how they managed to develop such a perfect geometric shape. it's hard to believe something like that came about naturally.
>>34650780
In this case it isn't a big deal. But sometimes academics do need to be more considerate about the everyday usage of the terms they employ.
>>34650814
STOP SAYING IT EXISTS
i ahte this
its like the more you say it the more its real stop
>>34650515
omg;-; i screeamed.... i cant click that
i just tell myself^-^ hm it looks like the egg swiffer!! or like when you make cakes...e rn vm im not gonna taint cakes with that
when you whisk eggs, you use something similar
oh god
its just not related toanythings
its hell
let it gooo
why do you look that up
thats like
worse than any necro or anything anything anything
id rather be forced to watch ... nvm
i wish tehre werent so many displeasant objects around... it looks like a rusted construction worker tool... ahh . . . . . .
>>34650887
You need to stop ma'am.
>>34650887
I am guessing you are also afraid of spiders?
>>34650495
How do fires move and seek out oxygen if they aren't alive
>>34650251
some are
stop hanging with shit people
>>34650251
>>34650515
viruses look incredible
so terrifyingly alien
>>34650270
This. I have some really good talks with this girl, mixing chemistry and philosophy.
But this is just a meme thread so.
>>34650299
i am but i'm not smart enough to master any kind of science. i settled and became a nurse.
>>34650424
He was making the "le funny meme xD" jesus anon, who's raiding who?
>>34650270
>Doing their best to survive
You're a fucking retard
Bacteria and viruses are the most evolved and advanced mechanisms on this Earth, they don't have to try hard to 'survive' as you put it
>>34650495
>How does the Universe exist if god isn't real
(You)
>>34652275
Well if they half asses it they wouldn't be where they are today. Hard work pays off
>>34652073
you should nurse my dick if you know what I mean
>>34650251
>the resolution bar in the corner suggests this virus is 1ft long
That's scary af.
Why is science so cool and scary at the same time? Where does an idiot like learn science in more manageable pieces
>>34650515
Only bacteriophages look like this tho