Um, excuse me, erm, hi, um, I'm sorry, your name, um, A,

>>34649876
yes

orionorion

t-t-t-TODAY, JUNIOR

C'MON

>>34649876
I like beta people more than regular people.

If you are not broken in some way then i am not interested.

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>>34649943
Ah, um, um, I, um, yes, NO, I, I, I mean no, I, I, am, um, very, happy, and, um, many hobbies, um, interests, yes, um, I am very p-popular, y-you know?? Um, um, I, I, I, i, cheerleader, yes, I cheerleader for team, not that, um, broken, anything, healthy, very, mentally, i am very mentally healthy, so, um, I, um, go to lunch, c-can I? With you, I mean, um.

>>34649876
Ofcourse! Hey you sound a bit flustered, relax and breathe im not here to hurt you. Im anon, so whats your name?

>place my index finger on her chin
>push upward ever so calmly so our eyes meet
>she stops talking abruptly
>lean in to kiss her on the lips
>back away, while she is noticibly shaking from anxiety and joy
>smile and tell her softly "so tomorrow after class okay?"

We can be friends. Do you have a penis?

But Mugi is a lesbian

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>>34650195
seriously this is classic mio god damnit OP what are you doing

>>34650160
you sound cool


>>34650188
OMG

>>34650157

I softly move my hand to your already red cheek and I hold it gently before brushing my thumb affectionately against it as you lean towards my hand. "Yes, anon, I'd love to have lunch with you and hopefully you can tell me a bit more about yourself." I look at you and I smile softly before moving my hand closer to yours.

You are such fat smelly virgins but also so awesome and lovely.

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>>34649897
made me kek very hard anon

This thread is pure autism but I like it. :)

>>34650157
that's not how you use commas...

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>pull out my shotgun
This ths apocalypse girl! You can't stutter in the apocalypse!
>Grab her by her forearm
>Yank her towards me and then out her in a fireman carry
>Drop my shotgun
It was empty anyways! Let's get moving!
>Pull out my hand gun and go full sprint
>Shes shaking a crying
Okay so let's get to it! Let me tell you the situation! You see me alone because the lone wolf last the longest! Can you use a sword?
>She says yes
>I run inside of a building
>Take a king katana outside of my bag
Here you go! Your new weapon!
>Thanks anon! You're such a bad ass!
>We exit the building
There's the demon! We have to go kill it! Let's go!
>Pull out my AK 47 and we go running at it screaming like Rambo
>She jumps up and slashes at it and her big boobs and butt jiggle
>It dies
Wow are you a Ninja or something because you sure sneaked Into my heart
>A piece of shrapnel accidentally falls from the sky and cuts her top off revealing her big jugs
Oh wow I'm so sorry I saw those!
>She blushed and then gets on her knees
Hehe what are you doing
>Slay me with your sword~
>Take out my sword and cut her head off
>Walk away

>>34650157
>cheerleader
Quit fucking with me Stacey, I know your friends put you up to this and it is not appreciated.

>>34649897
Kek, even funnier that it wasn't original.

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>>34649876
Nah I got one girl I wanna spend my time with.