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You wake up. You are 5 years old. It is your first day of school today. You still retain all knowledge and memories. The year is still 2017, but your family are the exact same as they were when you were 5.
How would you do it differantly?
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If your answer isn't pound 5 year old pussy, you are a loser.
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Step 1: Smash puss.
Step 2: Smash puss.
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>>34686584
wat de fak.. amerikans go to skoel at 5? i went to first grade at 7 ;_;
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IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR PEPE
IS THERE ANY WAY HE CAN TURN IT AROUND?
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IS IT ALL OVER FOR PEPE THE FROG?
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Ill just get this hit in!!!!
N-NANI!!!
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He can get him in the virutal world.
Let's get one of these going so we can compliment and make fun of each other.
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>>34686384
bump fags
and original comment 4u
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>>34686384
RO2 and San Andreas are good video games.
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to much werk
>"i'm going to start lifting so i can get girls to notice me"
>he starts lifting
>girls still not interested
>"nah bro i don't lift for girls, I lift for myself"
this is what happens to the guys who fall for the lifting meme
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Should I still start lifting if I genuinely just want to get stronger?
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Women don't care about muscles, they care about money
Hoard money and outwardly show a rich lifestyle (even if you ain't) and they will flock like flies on shit
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>>34686354
Go for it, you can gain incomparably more than you can lose by lifting
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hmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2uZyTm_w0M
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When you are aroused, your brain releases chemicals to suppress your ability to find sex disgusting
When you see sexual activity that isn't arousing, like a straight man seeing gay porn for instance, you're not aroused so those chemicals aren't released, so you find it incredibly disgusting.
If you think anything in that video is more disgusting than straight sex, you're stupid
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>>34686070
what we need is someone bold enough to replicate this video with two women and see liberals an youtube freaking out
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>>34686187
why would "liberals" freak out?
ITT: Genuine confessions, things you'll never say in real life for various reasons.
I've spent my teenage years trying to convince myself I'm not emotional and life is overall good. Now I'm a fucking mess of confused thoughts about my identity and it caused me to flunk my first semester and endure long periods of depression. Most of my classmates have no problems which makes me feel even worse for being an overly emotional, scared human being with no motivation nor direction in life.
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>>34685788
I finally have friends
Im in a pack of 5 friends(2 girls and 2 guys + me, of course Im the awkward one and weird in the group) and they bring happiness to my life
Unfortunately i developed a crush on one of them and i feel terrible because there seems to be no chance to be with that person, and I have to see that person on a semi-weekly basis
One friend suggested I should be with that person without knowing of my crush but they also told me Id probably get rejected
Feels terrible
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>>34685788
>almost not a teen anymore
>doing exactly that
I-is this bad? It seems preferable to having no gf.....
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I want to suck my friend's willy and drink his cummies
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Anyone regret voting for Donald Trump? I admit, I got completely swept up on the /pol/ memes, and I let the jokes fuck with me. I disconnected from reality, and in like a drug stupor. I pulled the lever for Trump because the "memes" told me so. I pretty much gradually realized how autistic I was as the weeks went on.
It fucks with me every day, that I contributed to Trump. I voted in Pennsylvania, and as you know, PA was won by only a couple fucking votes. I'm part of the problem, and I got cucked by the alt right into destroying what I want in America. I'm a fucking progressive and I voted for Trump. I want Nordic style government, and I still got fucking cunted up the cunt to vote for basically Hitler. Is this what people felt like when they were so defeated at WW1, that they voted for Hitler, even though they hated the man? Because he sounded good?
Fuck, I supported BERNIE from even before the primaries, and I was one of the early guys on his ship. I was talking about a Bernie run in fucking 2014 ffs, when my friends called me crazy.
The hate against Clinton, that blew off, and cheated Bernie added to it. If the DNC candidate was even HALF decent, I wouldn't have been corrupted.
Just fuck my life famalam. I expect you to either sage, ignore or mock me, but if anyone did what I did, let me know your thoughts, please. I know I'm not alone.
And yes, I'm a fucking white male.
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>>34685234
CTR plz go thnx
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>MFW CTR SHILLS ARE STILL A THING
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>>34685234
>tfw voted for Trump in Florida
I'd say I goofed but honestly Clinton was awful and my boy Rand got knocked off early.
fembots, would you ever date a slav?
i feel like all local girls are gold digging whores, and western (or asian) girls aren't attracted to us because we're not "white"
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Slavs are white
t. WASP male
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>>34684724
>Slavs
>Not white
what
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>>34684782
/pol/ meme, that's all
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The american dream is dead edition.
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The dream is alive and blossoms in the daylight .
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IT'S CALLED THE AMERICAN DREAM
CUZ YOU HAVE TO BE ASLEEP TO BELIEVE IT
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>>34684677
>/Amerifeel/
This whole website is American.
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What is the worst thing you've ever done to someone?
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i used to ddos people for fun back in the day
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Manipulated an obsessed girl to the point of suicide attempt
Stole a bunch of deviantart accounts and uploaded gay porn and pictures of gorillas
Was born
That's basically it
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Back in high school, this Black girl used to bully me everyday because I was in special ed. She beat me up several times and the school did nothing about it. I'm a tiny weak White girl so there was no way I could defend myself against that ape, she was a lot bigger than me.
One day I got tired of it. I caught her when she was alone and when she wasn't looking, I kicked her down a flight stairs.
She broke her neck and was paralyzed from the neck down for life.
I was never caught and I never saw her again. I don't regret anything.
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What laws would you impose if you were given absolute power? 2017-02-06 08:20:28 Post No.34684427
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What laws would you impose if you were given absolute power?
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What laws would you impose if you were given absolute power over your country/the world?
Note that the morale of the people are broken so you can impose any law you want without any consequences.
Mine:
>People with repeated episodes of aggressive behaviour which include physical harm will be executed
>People that commit serious crimes for the first time such as pedophilia, rape, assault will be castrated (repeated offences will result in execution)
>People who consistently perform bad at school will also be castrated (this is so the future populace will be much more intelligent)
>People with genetic disabilities will be castrated (although the will receive hormones so they can still enjoy human functions such as sex)
>Anyone who poses a threat to the populace will be executed (may include but not limited to: People with severe mental issues, terrorists.)
>Anyone that commits or conspires to commit acts of terrorism will be tortured and then executed
>The Geneva convention will only apply to war crimes committed against soldiers of different countries (terrorists are excluded from the Geneva convention and anyone commiting crimes against terrorists will be exempt from any punishment)
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Throttling immigration and cleaning up the nests of pedos is the greatest beginning.
Now it's time to chill and enjoy the day, listen to music go to county festivals and have a comfy time with everyone .
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>>34684427
How do you castrate a woman?
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>>34684427
i would ban anime and make death sqauds to round up non whites faggots coal burners traps communists muslims and make rule
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pics music feels
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not a weeb
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>>34682821
not surprised that was original
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>>34682809
Are songs allowed?
https://youtu.be/om3h68zqwJA
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I've recently kind of gotten my shit together, but my bingo sheet still has me down as a total fucking loser. My bingo is below
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still an improvement
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any americuck will tell me how to play bingo?
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I might be a loser, but I'm a comfy loser
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>ugly people get sex
>criminals get sex
>stupid people get sex
>obese people get sex
>poor people get sex
>bad people get sex
>homeless people get sex
>people with drug/alcohol addiction get sex
>people with physical disability get sex
>you never had and never will have sex just because your brain is wired in a different way
How does this make you feel?
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How is your brain wired? What's stopping you from sexing?
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>>34681904
your forgetting:
>literal retarded people get sex
>people with no arms and no legs get sex
>burn victims with their entire bodies charred, get sex
>the elephant man gets sex
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>>34681936
It's not my brain with the issue, it's the fact that the world doesn't want me to be happy.
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/systemspace/ - wanna join the new world? 2017-02-06 04:59:05 Post No.34681102
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/systemspace/ - wanna join the new world?
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About to get Risperdal...how are y'all?
Busy setting up a site for LFE, so people can sign up to go to there after death without me having to keep a thread alive.
Basic idea: 1) Systemspace, the space in which all Systems (including your current System "Life" belong) has run out of Aurora due to extreme use by the System "Life".
This System will be removed during the upgrade to Systemspace 2.0, planned for the 1st of July 2017 (Life/Earth time)
2) We, TSUKI (a set of companies) are recruiting people to join the LFE System.
3) You may join by writing "a62cd92b2104acbd928ccb29" on a piece of paper, together with a drawing (the drawing is only to increase the amount of data). Take a picture of it and append it to this thread.
4) After death your soul will be transported to LFE. (You may live for as long as you want in Life, but be aware of that things like Alzheimer's might remove your memories.)
5) You can sign in/out any time you want, before the 1st of July. After then, applications are closed.
I will try to answer all questions posted in this thread.
~Tsuki (TSUKI representative)
You may email me as well at [email protected]
Previous thread: >>34492368 (read it before it 404s)
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You're back! Since the previous thread I kinda was looking forward to seeing you post again. I didn't join LFE last time, maybe I will join this time.
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>>34681404
Hiya! Thank you, it's nice to hear I'm helping people get good memories :)
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this thread is the biggest load of ho-ha I've ever seen